Dude. We're at the Ds. And I know what you're thinking: is this one gonna be an all-Lebowski gift guide? 24 gifts about rugs and White Russians and abiding that have "Dude" before them?...
TinyCircuits Thumby Miniature Game Console
And you can actually play games on the TinyCircuits Thumby miniature game console! I mean, presuming you remembered your glasses and have hands the size of a toddler's. Or perhaps a certain ex-president's...
Meowijuana Catnip
Do your cats have the need, the need for weed? Meowijuana Catnip feels their cravings, and has developed a whole line of herbalicious products they call "Catnip so good it should be illegal!"...
Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0
The Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0 is hammer that's black. All black. Matte black. That's it. Not much to see here. Especially if it's dark and you need to find your hammer...
Blamo Adult Animal Onesies
We've seen some silly adult onesies, some sexy adult rompers, and even some wicked adult animal suits in the past, but I can't say we've seen adult onesies like Blamo's before. Adult onesies with animal themes that are...
Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard
Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...
Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine
Does it matter the quality, or even the kind, of wine that comes in the box of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine? Is that really going to have an impact on whether or not any of us buys it...
NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill
Want to know where your grains come from? When they were milled, the farm that produced the wheat kernels, whether or not a dead mouse or two got ground up in the batch? The NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill is your...
Cloven Sneakers
So I guess the correct term is "Japanese Tabi Sneakers," but calling them "Cloven Sneakers" ensures the footwear's name is as attention-getting as their look. Not to mention, if you're gonna be hoofin' it to work, the...
The Spine Lamp
This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of...
Assless Yoga Pants
In a bad situation, I think I'd say the same thing about seeing Assless Yoga Pants as I would about seeing Superman: Here they come to save the daaaaay!...
SONU Sleep System for Side Sleepers
The SONU Sleep System for side sleepers might be a game changer but, damm, dudes. You really gotta be committed to sleeping on your side to get one. Not that the channeled mattress doesn't accommodate back and belly sleepers...
Short Stubby Screwdriver
I never thought "short" and "stubby," especially used side-by-side, could be such a compliment. But the Short Stubby Screwdriver from Gato Tools is a double-ended, rotund-centered beauty I'd screw with in a second. And...
Catch The Moon Dexterity Stacking Board Game
You'll feel over the moon if you can Catch the Moon and win this dexterity stacking board game, but beware of the sore losers who might moon you in response...
Koko Nuggz
Koko Nuggz weed-themed treats are so fun, so poppable, and so full of sugar and Rice Krispie carbs that even without the THC they'll probably get you high. Or, according to the Koko Nuggz nugget bakers, at least "shock...
Die Hard Advent Calendar
Yippee Ki Yay, motherfu- uh...dudes, it's a Die Hard Advent Calendar! Leatherhead Laser Work even laser-cut his clever, original countdown design to depict one of the best scenes in the movie: Hans Gruber plummeting to...
I C you're here because you need and gift for a birthday, wedding, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or apology for something you completely F'd up (for that last one, wait a week or so, and I'll have my Presenting the Alphabet: Gifts that Start with F published.) And while you may not specifically need...
Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger
Don't you worry, Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger, I see you. I do. I see you on the outside and, thanks to your transparent tempered glass surface, I see the 16 copper charging coils you got on the inside...
Stand to Pee Ladies' Boy Shorts Underwear
TomboyX stays true to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts in simple black, and even truer to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts designed with a front-to-back lapped crotch opening so the ladies who wear them...
Tic Tac Gun
The Tic Tac Gun takes aim at anyone who's eaten the garlic & cheese bread, or drank a whole pot of coffee this morning, and pelts 'em with fresh breath...
Philips Sonicare Cordless Power Flosser
Am I more or less likely to floss with the Philips Sonicare Cordless Power Flosser than I am with regular dental floss? Hmmm, well, as long as I use Philips' Sonicare Toothbrush companion more than once a month, I'd say...
Dash Electric Butter Sprayer
Dash did not start the electric butter spraying phenomenon. That is, the phenomenon wherein one inserts an entire stick of cold butter into the shaft of a bottle, and a battery-operated heating coil melts it to mist-ability...
I made it to B! As I mentioned in my first go at Presenting the Alphabet, I wasn't sure how long I'd stick with the theme, but now I can say with certainty: at least 2 letters' worth! So check it out, 21 gifts that start with B...
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You
But probably not many. ... I joke, I joke. I'm not my Aunt Jan, ladies. When I say there are moms way worse than you, and definitely when author Glenn Boozan says There Are Moms Way Worse Than You, we mean it...
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