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Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper

$14.95 Amazon »

I once got an egg from a friend of a friend who raised chickens in his yard. I cracked it to cook it, and there was a bunch of blood inside. That sucked. But with the Dreamfarm Set of 2 Flegg Flip & Serve Egg Rings, even...

Pressure Washer Gun

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Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Active Integrated Swivel 304 Stainless Steel Pressure Washer Gun, a tool so mighty it might...

River Rock Door Mat

$89.99 Amazon »

Ever fantasized about stepping across a babbling brook every time you cross your threshold? The River Rock Floor Mat turns that whimsy into reality, minus the soggy socks. Crafted with the smoothest stones that Mother...

Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter

$198 Amazon »

Blast off from the standard tabletop decanter and enter the stratosphere of high-class booze containment with the Jonathan Adler Whiskey Rocket Decanter. This isn't just any ordinary vessel for your aged spirits; it's...

FettiWrap - Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper

$14.95 Amazon »

FettiWrap is not your ordinary wrapping paper; it's a patent-pending gift-wrapping platform that promises to add an extra layer of surprise and amusement to your gifting game. Imagine wrapping your present in something...

Black 4.0

$49.99 Culture Hustle »

Ever wanted to paint your world in the most obscenely black black? Meet BLACK 4.0 - the blackest black paint in the known universe, and maybe even in those universes we haven't discovered yet. This isn't just any paint;...

Xbox Series S Toaster

$39.99 Wal-Mart »

The PS5 might have been the gift to get for Christmas 2023, but those who have real bread in 2024 are buying the Xbox Series S...Toaster...

Ceramic Piggy Bank

$25.95 Amazon »

Remember the days when saving money was as simple as dropping your spare change into a piggy bank? Well, folks, it's time to relive those carefree days with a twist of adulting. Introducing the Ceramic Piggy Bank for...

Halo Collar 3 - GPS Dog Fence

$599 Amazon »

Ah, the Halo Collar 3, where high-tech meets man's best friend. This isn't just any dog collar; it's like a smartphone for your pooch. Designed to train and keep your furball safe, its piece de resistance is a virtual...

Kosmos Heated Chair with Adjustable Temperature

This is the Kosmos. It is a heated chair whose temperature is adjustable. How does it work? Why, you simply plug it in to a standard outlet. Yes, that's right, dudes and ladies, the Kosmos is your very own electric chair...

Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker

$345 - $379 Amazon »

Moccamaster's KBGV Select Coffee Maker is able to brew both a half and a full carafe of coffee to the Golden Cup Standard established by the Specialty Coffee Association. Wow! That means...nothing to me...

Cactus Toilet Plunger & Brush Set

$25.89 Amazon »

The unsung heroes of Christmas: toilet plungers and brushes. After all the Christmas morning casseroles and spiked coffees, Christmas Day cookies and eggnog, Christmas dinner hams and ambrosia salads, and Christmas dessert...

Pelamatic Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker

$199.99 Amazon »

This is exactly what I need, Pelamatic. A Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker to pair with my She-Ra: Princess of Power and Mama Human Ball Busters. So when my sore, butt-hurt junk is recovering in my Testicuzzi, I'll...

Gnome Planter

$24 Etsy »

Give the gift of hygge and home, awww and om with a heart-melting Gnome Planter from Angela Sommer of Creative Addition 24/7. I mean, even I, the dudeliest dude in all of Dudeville, wouldn't be able to resist tickling...

Santa on a Lift Hanging Christmas Lights Decoration

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Wait, Santa needs a lift to help hang lights on the Christmas tree? I thought the elves were supposed to be the little ones. Did ol' SC get hit by Wayne Szalinski's ray gun machine at the 2023 North Pole Christmas Gift...

Snoop on the Stoop Christmas Elf Doll

$54 Amazon »

I 100% approve of the Snoop on the Stoop Christmas Elf Doll. What I'd be even more enthusiastic about, though, is if there were also a Martha on the Heartha...Hanukkah, since Ms. Stewart is Jewish...Elf Doll to go with...

Work Sharp Rolling Knife Sharpener

$119.95 Amazon »

This holiday season, like every holiday season, it's knives out! Some of them will even be the literal kinds of knives you use to carve turkeys, slice open packages, and give as gifts to the men (or pocket-knife-collection'...

Teixeira Revolver Wall-Mounted Desk

If someone advised me to get a revolver for my home office, and promised to teach me how to use it, I would agree on one condition: that it be Teixeira's Revolver Wall-Mounted Desk. And they would still have to promise...

Croc Chop Vegetable Chopper & Slicer

$39.95 OTOTO »

I don't doubt the Croc Chop's ability to chop and slice your fruits and vegetables with Michelin-chef-level speed and precision. However, I do question your ability to get any freshly diced onion or spiralized zucchini...

Fake Charger Plug Diversion Safe

$9.99 Amazon »

In case you were wondering about the authenticity and integrity of this Fake Charger Plug Diversion Safe, its makers will have you know, it is made of "fine quality plastic." Which might not be as strong and durable as...

DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller

$29.99 Amazon »

Match your bottles of bubbles with the festive, fun, romantic, or spooky theme of the party you're pouring them for with a DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller. The stainless steel ice bucket holds a cylindrical ring of ice...

Cat Face Massager

$6.99 Amazon »

I see this Cat Face Massager and have one thing to say to my own cat / arch nemesis about it: get ready for an enemies to lovers story, Zanzibar!...

Musui Kamado Cast Iron Pot & Induction Cooker

$670 Vermicular »

Well, the Musui Kamado will certainly be the coolest sounding kitchen gadget you own. Whether this combination cast iron pot and induction cooker will live up to its name - and $670 price tag - is something this dude...

Octopus Headphone Wall Hanger

$49.99 Etsy »

Guess how many pairs of headphones you can hang from the Octopus Headphone Wall Hanger. ... Wrong! Not eight, but nine. Nine over-ear headsets will fit on M3is3D's rockin' octo, because the pink 'pus is an audiophile...