Household

Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster

$23.45 - $30.45 Etsy »

An Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster, now that's a great way to ensure you know exactly what kind of sandwich you're eating whenever you eat a sandwich. And also to ensure you're always eating a sandwich, because who...

ShelterCube Extreme - Above-Ground Emergency Shelter

$5,450 Amazon »

I sure hope I never need to use a ShelterCube Extreme, but after what I "anonymously" mailed my tight-ass boss, I feel like maybe a storm's a-comin'...

Coral Reef Console Table

$1,425 Amazon »

So this is where all the coral reefs have gone. Decorative console tables. Thanks, Design Toscano...

T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray

$49.98 Amazon »

You can use the T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray to hold your keys, coins, jewelry, or small pieces of EDC, but what the little dino really wants to keep contained and organized for you is a bag of M&Ms or Skittles. Some...

Sushi Tong

$62 IPPINKA »

Sushi Tong? More like a Sushi Scoopi. Or, more specifically, a Nigiri Nuggeter. The attractive kitchen tool from IPPINKA seeks to help budding sushi chefs make "perfect nigiri" by way of a non-stick, stainless steel scoop...

Tool Handle Glass Beer Mugs

$44.95 Amazon »

Give your suds-lovin' handy man a jolt of joy with one of JoyJolt's tool handle glass beer mugs. Choose from the Crescent Wrench, Screwdriver, Hammer, Combination Wrench, or Pipe Wrench Beer Stein, and let him sip...or...

Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand

$24.99 Final Touch »

Who wants to skull a beer? The Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite brew, cocktail, sodie, or juice, pooling about half of the drink in a skull-shaped "boot" molded out of the bottom...

Quakehold! Museum Putty

$10.77 Amazon »

Quakehold!, according to my wife, is Museum Putty! we must use for our cat Zanzibarrrr! who keeps threatening to knock over the raku pottery vase her parents gave her for her birthday last week. Removable, reusable, non-toxic...

Mushroom Disco Ball

$15.74 - $28.74 Amazon »

Ah, mushrooms and disco balls, together at last. Really, though, it makes sense. I just watched a documentary on mushrooms - Fantastic Fungi - discussing the growing evidence that mushrooms can cure all illnesses, replenish...

TubShark One-Swipe Tub Strainer

$9 - $14 TubShark »

Strands of hair, sock fuzz still stuck to your feet, and shaved pubes are no match for the teeth of the TubShark, a new one-swipe tub strainer from a coupla dudes tired of using their fingers to pick out hair, fuzz, and...

Nest Wall Modern Magnetic Shower Caddy

$90 Nest Mode »

Add another wall to my shower? If it's the Nest Wall, I'm down. This new shower caddy uses magnetized bottles and bins to keep all your hair, face, and body grooming products both easily accessible, and looking sleek...

Vintage Gumball Machine Terrarium

$149.99 Etsy »

Know how sometimes when you put a quarter in the gumball machine as a kid, you got ripped off and nothing came out? Well, that will definitely happen every time with this Gumball Machine Terrarium from Swingler Botanicals...

pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender

$49 Amazon »

I thought of a jingle for the pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they feeding you? Or maybe more like: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they not eating themselves that's...

Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush

$44.95 Amazon »

Now doesn't the Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush look like a bathtime apparatus that will make your dog...hate baths exactly as much as they did before. But at least your involvement in the process will be easier, faster, and consume...

Disco Ball Bar Cart

$223.05 Etsy »

Bring the booze and the party together like never before with this Disco Ball Bar Cart from Glam Globes. The mirrored drinks trolley has the same basic design as the 16th Century Italian Old World Globe Bar, but instead...

Lightsaber-Wielding Lamp & Liquor Dispenser

$224 Etsy »

Meet the Starkiller, here to make you the star of a killer party...especially if you're hosting a bunch of Star Wars fans. The lamp and liquor dispenser from Rustic Design features industrial pipes, metal hardware, and...

HOTO Tool Sets

$69.99 - $199.99 HOTO »

HOTO, we are definitely not in Kansas anymore. More like Italy, or maybe Holland, given the sleek, minimalist design of HOTO's Tool Sets - which, in fact, have won multiple iF Design Awards. I mean, I've certainly heard...

The Rockstar Bar

$6,900 Buster + Punch »

Pooour some sugar on mayyy! And then follow it up with one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. All taken from their shelf on the Rockstar Bar, Buster + Punch's solid America Walnut whiskey bar made, like any good rockstar...

Rhino Cart All-Terrain Moving Dolly

$139.95 Amazon »

The Rhino Cart All-Terrain Mover's favorite season is summer, just like mine. Because summer is the season of beaches and BBQs. Weddings and vacation. Warm, sunny days and long, pleasant evenings. And - and this is where...

Industrial Container Side Table

$249.99 - $288.88 Amazon »

For all their heft, hardiness, and hardware, I'm sorry to say I don't think these Industrial Container Side Tables lock. So, sorry dudes and ladies, you're still going to have to find a better place to hide your weed...

Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Paper Towel Holder

$29.99 Amazon »

When you spill your Coca-Cola, clean it up with...more Coca-Cola! Yuk, yuk, yuk. This Coca-Cola Vending Machine Paper Towel Holder is fronted by a 1950s-era Coke dispenser that would make the perfect nostalgic gift for...

Dog Grass Grow Bowl

$28 Etsy »

Don't worry, dog owners. Dog Grass isn't that kind of grass for dogs. It's not even the Dad Grass hemp CBD kind of grass. And it isn't a cutesy kit with a dog theme for growing your own weed. Dare I say, at least for...

Ninja CREAMi One-Pint Ice Cream Maker

$199.99 Amazon »

"CREAMi" isn't typically a word I'd use to describe a ninja, but when we're talking an ice cream maker from the skilled and stealth kitchen appliance brand, then yeah. This thing is CREAMi like a Ninja. Ready to assassinate...

Lucky Stradley Ceramics

Too bad Mother's Day is over. One of Lucky Stradley's snotting ceramic yarn bowls (this one above is named "Witt") would have made the perfect gift for Mom...