Household

Bliss Sofa & Emergency Life Raft

Would you pay $100,000 for a couch and footrest? How about for your life? The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is a unique exploration of luxury living. "Luxury" because it's an haute design piece of furniture available in limited...

Rain Boots Umbrella Holder

$58.30 - $72.16 Amazon »

It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...

Kitchen Cooking Oil Dispenser Bottle with Basting Brush

$10.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

If you like a brush of oil on your meats and veggies, or a squeeze of it in your salads and saute pans, then this kitchen cooking oil dispenser bottle and its basting brush topper are for you...

REALROOMS Metal Locker Storage Cabinets

$99.99 - $223.99 Amazon »

No thank you, REALROOMS, I won't be decorating my home with metal storage cabinets, nightstands, or any other piece of furniture that reminds me of my high school locker. Don't you know forgetting my combination and not...

Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack

$35 - $39.99 Amazon »

I don't know if feng shui or Marie Kondo would like the looks of a Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack, but dudes. What a way to maximize space in your garage. Cobra Storage originally developed their Cobra Racks to secure...

Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock

$123.21 Amazon »

The Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock opens sesame using your smartphone and the Master Lock Vault Home or Master Lock Vault Enterprise app. So, yeah, that means you must have your smartphone and the app on hand...

Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit

$22.99 Amazon »

Dust and fingerprints, snot and spit, meat grease and hot sauce. All seem to find their way onto the screens of my phone, tablet, e-reader, and laptop. The Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit is a small geometrical...

IKEA Death Star Lamp

$276.14 Etsy »

No, IKEA didn't make a Death Star Lamp. IKEA made a lamp that looks like it's exploding when turned on, which artist and Star Wars fan Zsolti Belak hand-painted to look like a Death Star, because that is what every single...

Star Wars Resin Coffee Table

$1,180 - $1,954 Backyard Resin »

Millennium Falcon, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, Imperial Shuttle...take your marks. Get set. Let the battle...for the best Star Wars furniture...begin! Backyard Resin, which recently earned this Dude's words of approval for...

Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set

$14.99 Amazon »

Wondering what to do with that recycling bin full of empty wine bottles you can't fathom having generated in just one weekend? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is every wino lush's dream! Arrange this trio of bamboo...

Ylin Stool - Recycled Cork Active Sitting Stool

$449.57 Etsy »

The Ylin Stool, an active sitting / balance stool, doesn't look like quite as much fun to park my caboose on as the Restless Rocking Chair, but its neutral, minimalist aesthetic, and the fact it could probably pass for...

Shot Rocket Dispenser

$9.95 Amazon »

Shot Rocket. I don't say it, I sing it. To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Want to try it with me? Countdown to sing-off: Five, four, three, two, one...Shot Rocket!...

Nessie Side Table

Nellie, move aside, because all I've got to say about Deniz Aktay's side table design is, Whoa, Nessie! This is the most pleasing piece of furniture I've seen since the Flow Wall Desk, and the most charming interpretation...

DOG-G8 - Retractable Front Door Dog Safety Gate

$67 DOG-G8 »

Special delivery! Coming in...and flying out! On four paws, covered in fur and slobber, right at the UPS guy. It's a doggone shame. Next time, make it a DOG-G8 success...

Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan

$89 Amazon »

Who needs a new fancy frying pan to Cooksy some dinner tonight? The 9" Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan is a versatile piece of cookware made to sit atop any type of cooktop, slide into ovens up to 500 degrees F...

BiteyBox for Cats That Chew Up Your House

$40 - $48 Etsy »

Reading about the BiteyBox has brought me to a stunning realization: my cat, Zanzibar, has a redeeming quality! He doesn't chew up my house! I've only ever had one cat - inherited through marriage because my wife, She-Ra:...

REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers

$199 - $279 Amazon »

I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...

Best Made Gerstner Field Chest

$4,950.95 Duluth Trading Co. »

The Best Made Gerstner Field Chest is a fine example of classic design meets modern craftsmanship. Historical significance meets contemporary admiration. Nostalgia for the past meets deep...deep...pockets in the present...

Ass Knuckles

$7.49 Etsy »

Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...

Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle

$166.73 Amazon »

Dark. Dense. Powerful. That is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle. Handsome. Traditional. Virginal. That too is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle...

Tooletries The Harvey Toothbrush & Razor Holder

Sold Out Amazon »

The Harvey has a thing for shiny objects. Glass shower doors, polished mirrors, glistening tiles, metal razors, and sparkling clean teeth. The first three, the Harvey loves to plaster himself all over, sticking strong...

Pasta Grande Pasta-Shaped Kitchen Tool Gift Set

$36.90 Amazon »

This box of pasta, Pasta Grande, combines 4 of the Monkey Business brand's pasta-shaped kitchen tools into a single set ready for all your housewarming, foodie, and Mother's Day gift needs. You'll get a pair of Farfalloni...

Expandable Multi-Angle Level

$34.99 Amazon »

I'll level with you: I'm not much for perfection when it comes to DIY tasks. Especially those that involve building, repairing, or hanging something. So I wouldn't add an expandable multi-angle level that can measure...

Ancient Ritual Arc Modern Home Sauna

Heat! Light! Sound! Comfort! Style! Empathic AI! The Ancient Ritual Arc Sauna has it all. Or at least all it needs to legitimately call itself a "modern" and "experiential" home sauna...