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ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker

$199.95 Amazon »

Milk, it does the body good, and it doesn't even have to come from a cow, a goat, an elephant, or a lady's boobie. It could come from the ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker. The automatic milker uses your favorite...

Phoenix Home Shield - Pepper Gel with UV Dye

$48.99 Amazon »

Phoenix Home Shield supports your quest to protect yourself from home intruders, carjackers, and grizzly bears. A pepper gel rather than a pepper spray, Phoenix Home Shield is designed to send a long-range stream of stay-the-F-away...

Wild Dining Dinner Plates

$22.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

I mean, I don't see Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini anywhere, so dining can't be that wild with Mustard's Wild Dining Dinner Plates. But I guess drawing a ketchup mustache on a silverback gorilla, and giving the...

#1 Dish Washer Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

$7 Amazon »

Hey, sports fans, are you and your team ready to clean house? Yeah? Yeah?!!! Then start with the dishes. Here, have a #1 Dish Washer foam finger kitchen sponge to rub in the faces of all grease, dried spaghetti sauce...

Secret Whiteboard - Art Print with Fold-Open Whiteboard

$79 - $195 Sable Flow »

With WFH culture likely here to stay, the Secret Whiteboard could be the best thing to come along since the act of gathering up all your crap and piling it in the closest closet when people come over (particularly those...

WaterThrone Skull Toilet

A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...

The Kiss Teacup & Saucer

$125 Etsy »

I wouldn't normally appreciate a schmoopy design like The Kiss Teacup & Saucer, but Mila Arkhipovat's kissy-face couple brings as much creativity and refinement to the table as they do schmoopiness...

Audacity Doormat

$45 Etsy »

If you think "audacity" is too harsh of a word for this doormat...then you are almost certainly they type of person who doesn't call or text before "stopping by" people's homes. You are also the type of person I bought...

MetalRelic Welded Steel Art Sculptures & Immortal Roses

Jeremy Werkheiser of MetalRelic gives scrap metal new life, and roses immortal life, with his miniature and full-size welded steel art sculptures. Home decor pieces and art relics range from the replica 27" Euro Mount...

ButterPOP No-Mess Butter Stick Holder & Dish

$11.95 Etsy »

Wait, ButterPOP, is it now socially acceptable to eat butter on a stick? Licking down the sides and round the top like a popsicle or a lollipop? Ohboyohboyoh...no? That's not what the ButterPOP is? OK, well...wait. Don't...

Blink Outdoor Wire-Free Security Camera & Floodlight

$139.98 Amazon »

Blink and you might miss it, but your Blink Floodlight and Outdoor system, a wire-free security camera and pair of 700-lumen motion-triggered LED lights, will see, and record, it all for you...

Dime Wall-Mounted Bar Cabinet

Welp, Splinterworks certainly doesn't call their wall-mounted bar cabinet "Dime" for its price tag. And though it may be appropriate to conclude that a purchase of the semi-spherical segmented spirits shelf would leave...

Voodoo Tanks - Aquariums with Glowing Edges

Aquariums with glowing edges? What voodoo is this? The Voodoo Tank kind...

Horror Movie The Last Supper Print

$12 - $129 Amazon »

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

Valiryo Body Dryer

$1,990 Amazon »

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Brizzle Stand-Up Scoop, Baste & Drizzle Brush

$11.95 Amazon »

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

Uranium Glass Juicer

$28 Etsy »

Wait, wait, let me just juice a squeeze of lemon...with a uranium twist for that cocktail. No? What, you prefer lime?...

The Tallest Pen Stand

$28 - $32.95 Etsy »

Joining the superlative ranks of The Biggest Loser, The Longest Yard, The Coolest Cooler, and The Whitest Boy Alive, please welcome The Tallest Pen Stand! I don't know if 3DW Crafts' samurai-style modular pen tower earns...

Star brite Liquid Electrical Tape

$6.48 - $7.48 Amazon »

Seems like regular old adhesive electrical tape would be way easier to apply than Liquid Electrical Tape - more forgiving if you misplace it too. But if you've got the steady hand of an Operation master, or at least...

Hexa-LED Honeycomb Light Fixture

$785 Etsy »

You can't swing from the Hexa-LED chandelier, but you can gaze up at this stunning honeycomb light fixture in wonder of its design. And then in blindness from its 6000K LEDs and 730W of power...

Super Wide Peephole for Viewing Up to 7' Away

$46.99 - $69.07 Amazon »

I guess the question is, why get a Door Scope super wide peephole for peeping peeps at your front door from up to 7' away when you could just get a Ring Doorbell or a Wyze Camera, or at least an LCD panel digital peephole?...

Hanging Bookshelf

$160 - $250 Etsy »

I don't know what I like better about this hanging bookshelf: it's simple, innovative design, and the ease with which you can use it to decorate a wall; or that it was created by a husband and wife team named Agusta and...

Sandgrain Studio Minimalist Movie & TV Show Posters

$35 - $80 Etsy »

Sandgrain Studio's artistic interpretations of prized scenes and images from beloved movies and TV shows has brought us an extensive collection of posters that are modern, minimalist, and subtle. They're kind of in contrast...

Noku Canvas Modular, Self-Watering Planter

$49 - $399 Shirinoku »

No green thumb or shelf space required for the Noku Canvas, a modular, self-watering planter collection you can arrange on your wall in any hex-based design you fancy...