Ship in a Bourbon Barrel Decanter
Sloshed at sea, awash in a swell of liquor. It doesn't sound that nice when you say it, but this hand-blown decanter giving a whiskey barrel spin to the class ship in a bottle sure looks pretty alright.
The decanter nestles into a wooden cradle that looks like it could get the motion of the booze ocean going for additional effect. A tap built into the barrel end lets some of that fine amber sea out into your tumbler or strategically placed open mouth.
Barrel decanters and their built-in ships are made in Kentucky from lead-free, durable borosilicate glass. They can hold up to 1000mL of your favorite spirit.
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