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Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor

$299.99 Amazon »

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

Cooler Master Orb X Immersive Gaming & Workstation

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

4' Inflatable Zombie Baby

$29.99 Amazon »

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

Nothing ear (1) Wireless Earbuds

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

Victorinox Limited Edition Damast Steel Pocket Knife

$400 Swiss Army »

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

$19.99 Amazon »

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$349 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

TOYOGE Knuckle Duster

$18.98 Amazon »

Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...

SPIRITUS Aroma Diffuser & Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning is hell, and hey, check out the SPIRITUS. An alarm clock that will look like the Devil threw it into your bedroom straight from his bony gates. Oh, and the clock is also an aroma diffuser of essential...

Zootility Super Thin Pocket Knife

$49.95 Amazon »

If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh, and also, keep your opinions to yourself, because I am sick of skinny...

LED Booze Bra

$85 Etsy »

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

DeskView Suction Cup Standing Desk

$265 Amazon »

I don't know, DeskView suction cup standing desk. I've had enough bad run-ins with suction cup soap holders and shower caddies to be pretty skeptical of your holding power. That is, your ability to resist crashing down...

LensHD Automatic Glasses Lens Cleaner

$79 - $89 Kickstarter »

Forget the wax on, Grasshopper, the LensHD automatic glasses lens cleaner is all about the wax off. And maybe not so much the wax off as the fingerprints, dust, dirt, oil, and sunscreen and taco sauce smudges off...

Funny Warning Stickers

$13.31 Etsy »

These funny warning stickers from Bumblefack of Etsy shop AvEwerkz are like my favorite bumper sticker, "WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Mom's House," but for an industrial workplace setting, or your...

myCobot 6-Axis Collaborative Robot

Elephant Robotics declares its myCobot "the world's smallest and lightest six-axis collaborative robot," and it kind of makes me wonder: 1) how'd they do that?!; and 2) how many small, light 6-axis collaborative robots...

Giant Wood S'mores Station

$165 Etsy »

You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...

The Buttress Pillow Mini Butt Keychain

$9.90 Amazon »

Wait, I thought the trend was for butts to get bigger, not smaller, but here The Buttress Pillow goes shrinking their pinchable, squeezable ass down into the Mini Butt Keychain. Maybe it's a fair trade-off though: less...

TILI Minimalist Fixed-Blade Pocket Knife

$72 - $138 Kickstarter »

TILI. Rhymes with "lily." But this fixed-blade pocket knife ain't no pretty, sweet-smelling flower. Well I mean, it is kind of pretty, and while I doubt the blade has any sort of floral aromas to it, if you like the scent...

Igloo VW Bus Cooler

$49.99 Amazon »

Strangely, Igloo's VW Bus Cooler - a limited edition of their Playmate lunchbox-style coolers - is not the first VW Bus cooler to be released, and not even the first VW Bus cooler I've written about. Just last year we...

Oura Ring Personal Health Tracker

$299 Oura Ring »

What's your Oura? Welp, according to the personal health tracker Oura Ring, it's tired, inactive, and slow to recover. Oh boy, another gadget to tell you you're doing life all wrong!...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier

$59.99 Amazon »

Grab a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier and load up the Scooby Snacks along with your dog or cat (or other furry or slithery friend) when it's time to solve the mystery of how to transport the little precious to...

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job...

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

$22.98 Amazon »

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated...