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Colorful Flames Lighters

$10.99 - $17.99 Etsy »

Colorful Flames called all the colors of the rainbow into the fires of their lighters, and...well...only two of those colors of the rainbow answered. But a lighter that flicks either a green or pink flame is still pretty...

Nokia 6310 20th Anniversary Edition Brick Phone

$80 Nokia »

While the Nokia 6310 has always been a brick phone rather than a flip phone - and you know how I love me some flip phones - Nokia's 2021 upgraded rerelease of this mobile classic still sends my heart aflutter. Dudes...

Retro Camera Foldable Shopping Bag

$11.99 Perpetual Kid »

Say, "Cheese!" And then load up the wedges of Brie, Manchego, and Oregon Blue into your Retro Camera Foldable Shopping Bag. A neat little gift for photographers and the camera-obsessed, this reusable tote collapses and...

Author Clock - Literary Quote Time Display

$109 - $219 Kickstarter »

Word nerds probably thought they had it made when we went from clocks that read 12:00 to clocks that spell out the time in words. But now the Author Clock thumbs its nose at both of thee's, making the hour and its minutes...

TITANER Titanium Folding Pocket Knife

$35.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

A falcon, a dragonfly, and a hummingbird walk into a bar. Actually, they slice into a bar. A big fat Snickers bar. And the Falcon, the Dragonfly, and the Hummingbird, all members of TITANER's Titanium Folding Pocket Knife...

Haxson AirFan - Over-Bed Smart Fan Hybrid

$199 - $209 Haxson »

The Haxon AirFan mounts over your bed to create airflow and cool you off at night, yes, but the smart piece of tech also comes with 19 other built-in functions and features to help improve your quality of sleep. Plus...

OMA K3 Cast Iron Turntable

Girl, put your records on...but don't try to move the record player. The platter alone on OMA's K3 cast iron turntable weighs over 30 pounds...

Red Light Therapy Slipper for Foot Pain

$149.99 - $289.99 Amazon »

Forget Prince Charming, what Cinderella really wants is a pair of red light therapy slippers to ease the immense foot pain she's got from waltzing at balls and trying to sprint home at midnight in damn glass shoes. Hard...

Ark Lite Nebula Projector

$49.99 Amazon »

Yep, the Ark Lite Nebula Projector looks like some real Jodie Foster Contact material. Touch it and you'll almost certainly have a moving experience on an idyllic beach with an alien in the body of a beloved dead relative...

Beetlejuice Airblown Inflatable Car Buddy

$33 Amazon »

While I appreciate the idea of a Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy, looking at this Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy from Gemmy makes me wonder: What the Otho Fenlock is that amoebic green half-horseshoe snot mustache...

MechaniCoasters - DIY Kinetic Sculpture Coasters

I definitely wanted a set of MechaniCoasters to appease my fidgety fingers and steampunk penchant, and my wife's naggy inclinations and aversion to anything ring-shaped and wet touching her tables. But then I saw these...

Rock Climbing Mugs

$29.99 - $84.95 Etsy »

According to Climbergoods, these Rock Climbing Mugs are "suitable for expert or novice climbers." And if you're the latter, better hope they're right, because it will be a coffee crotch morning, or tea tittie afternoon...

Reddick Voyager Modular Guitar

$1,499.99 - $1,799.99 Reddick »

According to Reddick, "Voyager is a boutique modular guitar designed for the gigging musician." And if this Dude is anything, I am...farther away from being a gigging musician than The Beatles are from getting back together...

Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug

I don't know if this Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug would make a better tongue-in-cheek gift for a geek, or genuine gift for an overzealous mouse-clickin' Excel newbie. Such as my mama, who doesn't even need Excel, but...

Washing Machine Aquarium

I always thought the fishiest thing about washing machines was how they regularly eat my socks. But, hey, here's a Washing Machine Aquarium. A clothes washer full of fish. And once again, the Dude is proven wrong...

10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm

$499.99 Amazon »

I've been walking by a 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm every day for the last 2 weeks, courtesy of the best neighbor ever who installed one in his front yard, alongside this 6' inflatable black cat with rotating head...

Hungry Fan 3-in-1 Tailgating Thermal Bag

$62.50 Amazon »

I don't know about the "fan" part, but "hungry" is a top word I'd use to describe myself, and as a hungry dude, if not a hungry fan, I do like the idea of eating delicious food that will make me slightly less hungry at...

Homework Desk & Work Table

"Homework," a desk and work table from Tomas Kral, is a pretty damn cool design. More importantly, it's a pretty damn cool design dudes and ladies who know their way around a toolbox could probably DIY for their own WFH...

Puffin Drink Wear Koozies

$12.95 - $21.95 Puffin »

Puffin Drink Wear Koozies make your cans and bottles feel extra cozy in their cozys with a double insulated construction, and miniature outerwear and sleeping bag designs. The latter also put the koozies squarely into...

Friday the 13th Jason Garden Gnome

$15 Etsy »

Amelie meets Friday the 13th! What a precious and heartwarming way to die!...

Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25 - $250 Etsy »

And you thought corn dogs plugged you up before. This Corn Dog Butt Plug from Glow F Yourself does double plugging duty too - the metal or silicone end plugs into one willing participant's poophole, and the breaded meat...

FireCel Plus Hand Warmer, Flashlight & Charger

$39.95 Amazon »

The FireCel Plus is a 3-in-1 hand warmer, flashlight, and charger from Celestron, who I know as "the expensive telescope people." And indeed, a multi-tool that will toast your frigid fingers, power up your dying phone...

Heinz Ketchup Packet Roller

$5.70 Heinz »

On the one hand, the Heinz Packet Roller is encouraging us not to make a mess and waste ketchup. How very tidy and eco-conscious of them. But on the other, when you have to invent a gadget - however tongue-in-cheek and...

LIFEID Medical Alert Bracelet

$36.99 Amazon »

The LIFEID Medical Alert Bracelet isn't the sexiest piece of jewelry I've ever seen, but neither is your fitness tracker. And, hey, neither is dying because the first responders trying to save your life after a car crash...