Gear

Desktop Model Car Wind Tunnel

Have you ever wondered what the drag coefficient of your dream (model) car that you cannot afford (even the model) sitting on your desk is? Me either. But! That doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to create a need where...

soundcore Sleep A20 - Bluetooth Sleep Earbuds

$104 Kickstarter »

Does your wife make you fall asleep with the TV off and no sound on whatsoever because the bedroom isn't a place for the TV, making you want to divorce her? Fret not, comrade in the silent nights, for there is a new gadget...

Limitless AI Pendant

$99 Limitless »

Welcome to the future draped around your neck - the Limitless AI Pendant. This sleek accessory is not just a fashion statement but your ticket to superhuman cognitive capabilities. It's like having a brainiac genie that...

Frame AI Glasses

Introducing Frame by Brilliant Labs: not just a pair of glasses but your next-gen sidekick cloaked in eyewear form. With its sleek design available in Smokey Black, Cool Gray, and H20, Frame isn't just about making a...

Retro Gameboy Lighter

$24.88 Amazon »

Reignite your flame for retro with the Retro Gameboy Lighter, a nostalgic nod to the handheld console that defined a generation. This isn't just any lighter; it's a tribute to the days of pixelated adventures, now repurposed...

Sora-Q Flagship Model

Space enthusiasts and gadget lovers, prepare to be wowed! The Sora-Q Flagship Model is a one-of-a-kind space exploration toy that's a must-have for your collection. This isn't just any toy; it's a 1/1 scale replica of...

Hexnub Cooler Box Light

$24.99 Amazon »

Looking to elevate your outdoor party game? Check out the HEXNUB Cooler Box Light. This nifty gadget is a game-changer for those night-time get-togethers. It's waterproof, cold-proof, and the perfect companion for your...

rabbit r1

$199 rabbit »

Step aside Siri and Google Assistant, there's a new AI sheriff in town, and it's hopping straight from the future. Meet the Rabbit R1, a pint-sized powerhouse that's more than just a pretty face. This little gizmo, with...

Sangean Weather Alert Multi-Powered Radio

$98.48 Amazon »

Hey there, survivalists, beach bums, and everyone who likes to be prepared with a bit of fun on the side! Meet the Sangean MMR-99, the Swiss Army knife of radios. This isn't just any emergency radio - it's a powerhouse...

ARMA G1 Top Secret Secure Communicator

Secrets, secrets are no fun / Secrets, secrets...are very easy to keep, however, with the ARMA G1. The ARMA G1 secure communicator believes itself to be a steel-reinforced concrete vault of messaging. Designed for "TOP...

Collapsible Middle Finger

$14.99 Etsy »

The wind up F you is one you'll always have, er, on hand and all, but this Collapsible Middle Finger accessory will make an even bolder statement when used to pepper your gestures and enhance your communication skills...

SquareOne Mini Keg

$289 - $325 Amazon »

SquareOne, I haven't seen a brick as handsome as your Mini Keg since this time last year when I left Costco with a 20lb block of English Cheddar. I think I still have half of it in the freezer. I should thaw it out. Bet...

Freewrite Traveler Ghost Transparent Digital Typewriter

$599 Freewrite »

Freewrite calls their special edition Traveler Ghost a "portable drafting device," but I think "typewriter" is a better word, because it's simpler, and doesn't detract from the real star of this clickety-click show: a...

Opal Tadpole Teenie-Tiny Latptop Camera

$175 Opal »

Opal says their new Tadpole is "the smallest webcam ever built." ... But it's only for your laptop. ... Which likely already came with a webcam. ... One already built into it that you don't have to carry around separately...

Freshly Baked Muscular Bear Bread

$29.99 Etsy »

I don't know which sounds worse: eating a bear; or eating a bear that's so jacked with muscles its flesh cooks all tough and rubbery. What's that? Try it raw? ... Uh, no. Cat sushi, maybe, but I draw the line at bear...

FUNBRO Miniature Pocket Knife

$8.99 Amazon »

With its wee 1.63" length and mighty mite cutting capabilities, this miniature pocket knife looks fun, dude. So why the H-E-Double-Tanto-Blade is it called FUNBRO? Absolute hogwash. It should be the FUNDUDE Miniature...

Amazon Jungle Survivor Break-Down Spear

$58.99 Amazon »

Wondering what to pack for your upcoming trip to the Amazon jungle? You're in luck, because the Dude has your answers: those underwear you can wash in a sink (or river); bug spray; and an Amazon Jungle Survivor Break-Down...

9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable

Sold Out Amazon »

Bad news: the 9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable does not include the pictured inflatable cow getting beamed up into the UFO for its inevitable anal probe. Good news: you can get an inflatable cow that will fit inside...

Skull Candle Holder with Bleeding Brain Candle

$29.95 - $37.95 Amazon »

Bleeding candles are nothing new...huh. What a weird truth. I can think of at least 2 types of bleeding candle I have already shown you - The Melting Hand Bloody Candle and Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle...

Ringo Water Bottle with Phone Holder

$69.99 Ringo »

Ringo Water Bottles and their attached MagSafe phone holders are snazzy and all, but how many times do you really need an impromptu mount that doesn't involve a willing partner?...

LED Dog Projector for Dog Collars

Sold Out Amazon »

This LED projector attaches to dog collars to project...dogs...on the ground in front of your...dog. But, but...why? Because dogs appreciate other dogs lighting their way in the dark? Because dogs are pack animals and...

Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning Sticker

$9.99 - $11.49 Amazon »

The Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning Sticker is a must-have precaution for anyone with a swimming pool, a showerhead, or a Darth Vader Tea Kettle. Better safe than sued, right?...

NEBO Glow Tumbler Holder

$27.32 Amazon »

The NEBO Glow Tumbler Holder is here to help you get a grip (on your beer) and show you the way (to the best spot in the woods to pee it all out.) The tumbler accessory fits a range of 30-ounce insulated mugs, adding...

Keybrid Key & Keyring in One

$11.25 - $15 Etsy »

The Keybrid is an award-winning nod to organization, minimalism, dang cool design, and people who find themselves fumbling through a keychain the size of a jailer's every time they want to unlock their front door. Scott...