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Playdate Handheld Game System

$179 Playdate »

What's old is new again. The Playdate handheld game system will officially debut this year, with preorders beginning on July 29, 2021. Unlike Nintendo's own Switch (itself coming out with some shiny new upgrades) the...

Rubber Chicken Slingshots

$12.99 Amazon »

If you don't give a flying cluck about these rubber chicken slingshots, then...more rubber chicken slingshots for me! This listing is for a party-ready pack of 30 finger fliers, each ready to partake in some poultry shenanigans...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$13.46 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

The Adventure Challenge Scratch-Off Adventure Books

$39.99 - $147.99 The Adventure Challenge »

It's Choose Your Own Adventure IRL, and in the style of a scratch-off surprise challenge to create enriching and memorable experiences! OK, the word "adventure" notwithstanding, I guess The Adventure Challenge scratch-off...

Popdarts Suction Cup Throwing Game

$28.99 Amazon »

While the concept and look of the Popdarts suction cup throwing game looks fun 'n' festive, the #1 question I have after reviewing Popdarts photos and literature is: why is that one dude in the lifestyle shot of friends...

Dead Startup Toys - Iconic Failed Startups as Toys

Dead Startup Toys from internet collective MSCHF are here to give a few shits 'n' giggles to the entrepreneurial in-crowd. Serve as "Remember that trainwreck?" desk toys and gifts for the geeks and techies in your life...

Modernist Pizza - 3-Volume Pizza Cookbook & Bible

$382.50 Amazon »

I don't know if Modernist Pizza will end up being the definitive guide to cooking, eating, finding the best, and dreaming nightly about pizza, but it's sure got research, travel, science, pedigree, and 1,708 pages on...

PlaneTags - Retired Aircraft Skin Collectibles

$22.50 - $149.95 PlaneTags »

First they fly, then they're flayed! PlaneTags are collectibles hand cut, stamped, and shaped from the skins of retired aircraft. The ID-style tags are a new - and far more affordable - line from MotoArt, the California-based...

The Duke's Mayonnaise Cookbook

$18.29 Amazon »

I have to admit, I've never tried Duke's Mayonnaise. It's a Southern thing, right? Gotta admit too, I've never tried cooking. Also a Southern thing?...

Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster

$217 indiegogo »

The Shelby destroyer is a foam disc blaster its makers say is built to fire 6 discs per second, at up to 160 FPS. Its magazine can hold 120 discs, and the ammo is ready to discharge in your choice of semi- or fully automatic...

Sriracha: A Spicy Slapping Card Game

$12 Amazon »

Sriracha: The Game gets spicy by getting slappy. Think Slapjack with popular foods people like to smother with the Huy Fong Foods hot sauce. Burgers, eggs, tacos, pizza, Ramen I think I even see some sushi in there...

Musical Experiments for After Dinner

$19.99 Amazon »

And you thought Carpool Karaoke was fun! Musical Experiments for After Dinner isn't really a party game - or rather, a dinner party game - because there's no competition laid out in this deck of cards. Musical Experiments...

Wingball - 88 MPH Foam Not-Football

$15.99 Amazon »

You'd think the Wingball would throw like when you have a bag of pork rinds and your friend Cornelius wants one, so you try to toss it to him instead of either of you getting up and walking the 7 steps to do the exchange...

SpyderPong

$102.99 Amazon »

Get ready to maneuver through SpyderPong's web of mashups. The net-on-net table game from Franklin Sports combines elements of ping-pong, volleyball, and 4-square into a single competitive endeavor playable by up to 6...

Carbon Composite Mandalorian Helmet

$1,050 Etsy »

Keith Robinson's carbon composite Mandalorian Helmet gives all of you Mando cosplayers one more reason to never take off your helmets: no way anyone's gonna wanna see your face more than this sick aerospace-quality prop...

RampShot Backyard Game

$74.99 Amazon »

RampShot calls its backyard game - or beach game, or park game, or tailgate game - "cornhole on steroids," and I don't know if that intrigues or intimidates me. I mean, I once got a black eye from playing your plain ol'...

X Rocker Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair

$269.99 Amazon »

Hey, who put a quarter in my gaming chair? X Rocker's Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair probably caters to gamers too young to get that joke...or adults who aren't really in the market for getting laid anyway...but when can...

Star Wars Darth Vader 1oz Silver Coin

$74.54 Amazon »

This Star Wars Darth Vader Coin isn't just made of 1 ounce of pure silver, it's made by a real, functional mint - the New Zealand Mint - for a real, functional country - Niue!...

Toilet Paper Origami

$15.95 Amazon »

Where was Toilet Paper Origami hiding when I was compiling my list of 16 products to help you host a better dinner party? Rose-folded t.p. in the shitter?! That would have been #1!...

Nintendo Game & Watch: The Legend of Zelda

Sold Out Amazon »

The first of Nintendo's handheld gaming consoles, the Game & Watch debuted in Japan in 1980. In November 2020, Nintendo released an updated Super Mario Bros. version of the Game & Watch in honor of the game's 35th anniversary...

LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker

$79.99 LEGO »

Kick it with LEGO and Adidas this summer, courtesy of the brands' collaboration on this LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker. At 731-pieces the shoe, like the LEGO Typewriter, is another adult building brick kit intended...

Road Trip Cooking

$9.46 Amazon »

Really? I've scanned the entire table of contents for Road Trip Cooking: The Best Recipes for Your Campfire, Stove or Barbecue, and despite its primary title being Road Trip Cooking there's not a single recipe with roadkill...

Pop Under Pressure Popping Balloon Party Game

$24.99 Amazon »

Pop Under Pressure is a party game in which a balloon slowly inflates over the course of each round, creating stress and anxiety to complete various word challenges before it F'ing pops in your face. Are you kidding me?!...

LEGO Typewriter

$199.99 LEGO »

The LEGO Typewriter is here to tap-tap-tap out some n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-a. Some M-a-d M-e-n s-t-y-l-e. Some g-i-f-t f-o-r D-a-d perfection. Created as an adult building kit with over 2,000 pieces, the LEGO Typewriter...