June! Summer! Longest day of the year! Best month ever! And now...it's over. As I shed a tear in my beer - albeit still outside in bright, toasty sun, and from a lounger on my balcony - for the month of June, please join me in a revue of Dude's must see products for June 2022...

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0WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

$210 - $295 WOLOLOW »

I'm not sure that the WOLOLOW, a night light replica of the Futuro House designed by Finnish architect Matti Suuronen, is a thing that makes me go, "Wow!" but it is definitely a thing that makes me go, "WOLOLOW!" And...

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0Joie Watchers Silicone Storage, Cable & Bag Ties

Joie Watchers Silicone Storage, Cable & Bag Ties

$6.29 Amazon »

Meet the Watchers, little silicone monsters who are both adorable and helpful as storage, cable, and bag ties. Their googly eyes are just for show, but those shrieking mouths and extra-long Watcher tongues? That's where...

Terrain 365 Invictus Bali-Ti Butterfly Knife

$325 Terrain 365 »

The Terrain 365 Invictus Bali-Ti Butterfly Knife looks sharp. In every way possible. Has me wanting to sing a song too. A balisong...

Nerf LMTD Destiny Gjallarhorn Blaster

$185 Bungie Store »

Is it your destiny to score a Nerf LMTD Gjallarhorn Blaster from Bungie Rewards? You can improve your chances of following the path of a Guardian by acquiring the Gjallarhorn rocket launcher in the Destiny 2: Bungie 30th...

Motorized Inflatable T-Rex Ride-On Pool Float

$179.99 Amazon »

When I first saw this Motorized Inflatable T-Rex Ride-On Pool Float I thought all my dreams had come true. T-Rex. Pool float. Able to tool around the water via joystick and zero effort on my part...

inno Portable Telescoping Fan & Diffuser

$49.99 Amazon »

Thinking I might join the inno Fan Club. I like this air circulator's telescoping properties, able to extend from a compact and tidy 5", to as tall as 35", and therefore also able to direct its airflow with precision...

Sequent SolarCharger - Solar-Charging Smartwatch

$278 - $419 Kickstarter »

A smartwatch you need charge only by...doing smartwatch-y things with it? Sequent's SolarCharger Smartwatch is a timepiece that also monitors your activity, sleep, and heart rate, and can potentially do it all in perpetuity...

Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Party Sign

$59 - $279 Etsy »

Please don't do coke in the bathroom? Geez, the things you gotta be polite but explicit about asking people these days. First it was just, "Please wash your hands," and "Please don't flush things that aren't toilet paper...

Pizza Pack Adjustable Pizza Storage Container

$24.99 Amazon »

The battle between your pizza box, your fridge, and your stuffing skills is about to end. The winner: Pizza Pack, a slice-shaped pizza storage container that accordions up and down to hold leftover pieces of pepperoni...

Culinary Perfume - Edible Fragrance & Ice Cream Topping

It's gonna cost you a helluva lot more than hot fudge, sprinkles, and Old Spice, but Salt & Straw's Culinary Perfume, an edible fragrance and ice cream topping, is sure to be the foodie gift of the year. Or at least of...

Back Bubble Spinal Decompressor & Back Stretcher

$298 - $398 Amazon »

Hey, if it stretches my spine, restores traction, and relieves my lower back pain, I don't care what kind of poon the Back Bubble makes me look like while I'm using it. Adult male in a baby carrier. Fat dude stuck in...

For-Ghetti Spaghetti Fork

$15.24 - $15.43 Amazon »

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...

DearBuds SE - Wearable Ear Dehumidifier

$64 - $119 Linkface »

Waterlogged ears from swimming or showering? Sweaty canals from a tough workout? Victim of yet another Wet Willy? The DearBuds SE is a wearable ear dehumidifier that is, first of all, not a joke, and, second of all, designed...

P.50 Car Kit - Build Your Own World's Smallest Car

$9,200 - $11,650 P.50 Cars »

Ha! It's A DIY clown car! Except the P.50 isn't clowning around. Builders of car kit, available in electric and gas models, will find themselves the proud owners of fully functional examples of the World's Smallest Car...

Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker

$4.95 Amazon »

I tried it. Works. Though the Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker doesn't just immediately start blasting Rick Astley's iconic earworm and ultimate prank song. It takes the QR code scanner to the video on...

E150: What Is This Thing?

$16.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 150 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster

$23.45 - $30.45 Etsy »

An Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster, now that's a great way to ensure you know exactly what kind of sandwich you're eating whenever you eat a sandwich. And also to ensure you're always eating a sandwich, because who...

ShelterCube Extreme - Above-Ground Emergency Shelter

$5,450 Amazon »

I sure hope I never need to use a ShelterCube Extreme, but after what I "anonymously" mailed my tight-ass boss, I feel like maybe a storm's a-comin'...

Coral Reef Console Table

$1,425 Amazon »

So this is where all the coral reefs have gone. Decorative console tables. Thanks, Design Toscano...

T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray

$49.98 Amazon »

You can use the T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray to hold your keys, coins, jewelry, or small pieces of EDC, but what the little dino really wants to keep contained and organized for you is a bag of M&Ms or Skittles. Some...

GPods - Earbuds With Light Control

$79 - $99 HHOGENE »

GPods, self-described as the world's first earbuds with light control, could be simple earphones with red pill / blue pill-looking baubles that flash your favorite LED colors light one of those smart light bulbs, or a...

Dog Soccer Ball with Grab Tabs

$16.84 - $19.99 Amazon »

As joyful as it is to watch a dog try to get its jaws around a fully inflated soccer ball, and end up rolling and falling all over it in the process, this soccer ball made with grab tabs especially for pooch play is a...

Sushi Tong

$62 IPPINKA »

Sushi Tong? More like a Sushi Scoopi. Or, more specifically, a Nigiri Nuggeter. The attractive kitchen tool from IPPINKA seeks to help budding sushi chefs make "perfect nigiri" by way of a non-stick, stainless steel scoop...