$45.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Out of Hot Pockets? HotPotIt, and enjoy a meal almost as easy with the Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan. Without a stove in sight, you can heat up soup, fry an egg, cook a steak or chicken breast, boil some noodles, and then make the sauce you'll pour over the top of them. The combination hot pot... [ Read more ▸ ]

But Did You Die? Neon Sign

$104.65 - $230.65 Etsy »

Well? Did you? Then suck it up, buttercup, and flip on this But Did You Die? Neon Sign as a reminder things could have turned out much worse. You could have drank that last shot of tequila. You could have exertion-vomited...

Smartflower Sculptural Solar Energy System

The Smartflower isn't exactly a beauty in the world of flowers, but in the world of solar panels? Yeah, I'd agree this all-in-one solar energy system is a sculptural stunner. A clean, sustainable, and intelligent stunner...

Brava Light-Powered Smart Oven

$1,295 Amazon »

A home-cooked meal, ahhh. Brava! It's delicious, from the heart, and probably way healthier than anything you would eat out. ... Unless it's burnt. Or takes so long to cook you give up and order takeout halfway through...

Meownooker Cat Billiards Toy

$79.99 Amazon »

A Meownooker? Sounds like a cat lookin' to deliver his goods to a Meownookie. Who will, of course, tell him to take that cookie and stick it up his (yeah). But, no. Meownooker is actually a billiards- / pool-themed toy...

E181: What Is This Thing?

$5.59 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 181 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Lawn Aerator Shoes

$22.90 - $24.90 Amazon »

My mama says she's going to get me a pair of Lawn Aerator Shoes, because when I start stomping around her house all teed off she's asking me to do even more yard work, I may as well be improving the health of her lawn...

Craighill Searcher Gift Box

$168 Craighill »

Craighill has assembled, and appropriately titled, the Searcher Gift Box with 4 of their most popular and useful EDC items so all ye searchers of gifts out there can end your search right here...

Weird Things Humans Search For

$15.90 Amazon »

Weird Things Humans Search For makes an adult party game about two truths we already know: 1. People are strange; and 2. The fastest and easiest way to behold their strangeness is to start typing a few words into Google...

Lion Cat Carrier

$15.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Who let the cat out of...no, wait. The real question should be, who stuffed the cat inside the bag in the first place? Was it you, Becky? Thinkin' this canvas tote with a plush lion sewn on the front was just too adorable...

Vented Garden Grow Frame Miniature Greenhouse

$64.98 Garrett Wade »

Give your outdoor plants a better chance of surviving a temperamental spring, or a gardener who doesn't really know what they're doing, with this Vented Garden Grow Frame, a sort of miniature greenhouse for fledgling...

Anker EverFrost Powered Cooler

$519 - $569 Anker »

Got an Ankering for everlasting coolness? To be clear, it's for your food and drinks in Anker's EverFrost Powered Cooler, not your body that runs perpetually hot, or your geeky image...

Cyberpunk Praying Mantis 3D Model Kit

$49.99 Mecrob »

This fetching and futuristic Cyberpunk Praying Mantis 3D Model does require some DIY activity, but maker Mecrob keeps the assembly fairly straightforward. The kit arrives as a collection of pre-cut and grooved parts that...

Chilewich Worktop Custom Surface Covers

Chilewich created their Worktop for the restaurant and hospitality industry, debuting the custom surface covers at New York's Eleven Madison Park. But as they proved their functionality and style in commercial settings...

Tekto A2 Badger OTF Automatic Knife

$139.99 Tekto »

Tekto Knives has released the A2 Badger just in time for Spring cleaning. And by Spring cleaning, I mean, getting rid of your old blades and pocket knives that haven't proved their worth, and making room for an OTF automatic...

Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen

$160 JetPens »

All the third place finishers out there, have I got a Kaweco Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen for you! The ballpoint is part of a limited edition series for the German brand, which also includes fountain and rollerball pens...

Hand-Powered Lifting Jack

Can't lift jack with your hands? Try a hand-powered Lifting Jack. The simple tool enables a single person to lift 300 pounds up to 5-3/4" off the ground with a squeeze of its handle. Use the jack to help you with home...

Bellroy All-Conditions Card Pocket

$79 Bellroy »

Though Bellory calls it an All-Conditions Card Pocket, the "All-Conditions" part indicates this minimalist, water-resistant case is up for carrying any small, condition-sensitive pieces of EDC. Like a Roadie folding knife...

Poler 1-Person Mushroom Tent

$230 Poler »

So, Poler calls this their 1-Person Tent in Goomer Brown, but check out the mushroom pattern on the tent fly. I don't think those are creminis and shiitakes staring back at us. So I'm calling it the Poler 1-Person Mushroom...

Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler

$22 Amazon »

Nothing pairs better with White Claw than Betty White Claw. That is, a side of Betty White, national treasure, flipping the bird. The Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler gives us that, and a whole lot more, in a double-walled...

LockBlock Child-Proof Knife Set

$135.28 Amazon »

It seems like most kids who wouldn't be able to press the release button on a LockBlock Knife Set also wouldn't be big enough to reach the knives in a normal knife block set back on the kitchen countertop in the first...

PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottles

B**ch better have my...shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Honey, soy, and sriracha too, if you opt to use the PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottle set for condiments and sauces on a gourmet camping trip, or to stock your AirBnB...

Seinfeld Fridge Magnets

$9.61 Amazon »

My fridge is just like me: Seinfeld fan and Assman. And it's time to make sure everyone knows it with a set of Seinfeld Fridge Magnets. The generous package contains 4 sheets of 30 individual magnets depicting iconic...

SunnyD Vodka Seltzer

Getting drunk makes me nostalgic, and now, thanks to SunnyD Vodka Seltzers, getting nostalgic will make me drunk. Well, tipsy. Maybe. The orange drank's new alcoholic beverage is only 4.5% ABV. But if I can drink a whole...