Here are 16 gifts for women you dudes haven't been dating very long...but still kinda, sorta feel like you should buy a Christmas present for. I'd say it's good stuff for the 1- to 3-month range of the relationship, a time when you want something nice, but, more importantly, something she won't read...

Flamin' Hot Cheetos Eyeshadow Palette

$49.99 Amazon »

Hope the "Flamin' Hot" here indicates how you'll look, not how your eyeballs will feel, after applying shades from the Flamin' Hot Cheetos Eyeshadow Palette. I'd call this 12-strong makeup monstrosity of oranges and yellows...

Brittle Brothers Bacon Peanut Brittle

$25.99 Amazon »

Good news, dudes! Brittle Brothers Bacon Peanut Brittle is cholesterol free! That means you can eat as much as you want of the Nashville-made candy packed with 4 times more nuts and real bacon, and it won't make you fat...

These 21 gifts for Dad are Mom-approved because Mom picks out all Dad's clothes, and tells him what he likes, and tells him what he's allowed to have, and throws out anything she finds that she doesn't want him to have anyway...

The Better Ice Scraper

$24.49 Amazon »

Welp, we know what The Better Ice Scraper thinks of itself. No insecurity issues there. I guess that makes it an even better gift for teens - they can gain confidence from it at the same time they gain confidence in using...

When I call these 18 gifts for mom "mama-approved," I really mean "my-mama-approved," because my mama is the only mama I consulted before compiling my gift guide. I considered asking my mother-in-law and my Aunt Jan too, but decided not to because if they told me what they think are good gifts for...

Breathing Buddha for Guided Visual Meditation

$21.95 Amazon »

The Breathing Buddha provides guided visual meditations for adults and kiddos alike. If successful, he will hone mindfulness, relieve stress and anxiety, and help you sleep. What a guy! Not to mention a perfect gift to...

And by "nice gifts," I mean "sexy gifts," and by "naughty," I mean...you and yours, dudes and ladies! All of yours. Some assless yoga pants for your girlfriend. A spiraling male masturbator for your single brother. A couples' sex toy advent calendar for partners to share. A book on Masturbation for...

19 Dude-Approved Gifts for Women in 2022

When it comes to your women, your ladies, your girls, your honeys, and your boos, dude. The Dude's got you. Ladies shopping for women, ladies, girls, honeys, and boos...dude. The Dude's got you too. Here are 18 Dude-approved...

Brisket Candy Canes

$9.95 Amazon »

Sorry, family, we can't afford a beef tenderloin this year, but may I offer you one of these Brisket Candy Canes instead? Archie McPhee says he cooked them "low and slow," so they're probably nearly as good as a succulent...

WohnGeist Tools Luxury Cabinet

$15,540 SwissMade Direct »

WohnGeist Tools has created a Luxury Cabinet of screwdrivers and wrenches, saws and hammers, drills and files, pliers and pry bars, all mounted neatly inside an elegant pear wood cabinet you may, in turn, mount on your...

Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this holiday season...

YouCopia FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Maker

$19.99 Amazon »

Oh, Mama. Have I got a YouCopia of goodness coming your way! These FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Makers might be the best invention since the freezer itself. Do you realize you will now be able to make me, like, triple...

Savor The Vault Organizational & Keepsake Boxes

$44.95 - $164.90 Amazon »

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

Let the stealing begin! My 20 white elephant gifts for 2022 include many a snatch-worthy piece of swag. I myself believe the highlight of the collection is the 2023 Cat Balls Calendar, which should tes-tickle the whole room, and drive everyone nuts trying to seize it to stuff in their own scrotum...uh...

PowerDot 2.0 Electrical Muscle Stimulation Device

$159 - $349 Amazon »

There's a new electric muscle stimulator pod on the block! Therabody developed their PowerDot 2.0 line as a lightweight and portable solution for sore, spent, and pain-ridden athletes and fitness enthusiasts. I bet the...

Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream

$21.49 Amazon »

At first glance, Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream doesn't seem like the best gift for the holidays. Even for a white elephant party, since it's a serious product with a serious label that claims to do serious work on b.o...

E167: What Is This Thing?

$96.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 167 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

NOCO Boost X Portable Jump Starter

$340.71 Amazon »

I don't have a NOCO Boost X Portable Jump Starter, but I do have a different portable jump starter - a much cheaper, albeit less powerful one, by the way - and I gotta say, it has saved my negligent ass at least, like...

Offensive Pens Bundle Pack

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with an Offensive Pens Bundle Pack. Brought to you by the makers of Offensive Crayons, Offensive Pens come in Demotivational and Office Supplies themes, and rather than describing...

I was going to do a writeup of 22 gifts for $25 or less in 2022, but, you know. Inflation. Still, I'd say about half of those I've included here will cash you out of your shopping cart for under the $25 mark, and none of them will make you seem cheap to your recipient...

iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger

$34.99 Amazon »

There's nothing particularly funny about the iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger, I can't not show some Fozzie the Bear love after seeing the name. So here goes: the LinkPod is a 4800mAh fast-charging power bank you can stuff...

UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket

$79 - $109 Amazon »

UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...

Crescendo 2 - The Bendable Bluetooth Vibrator

$174 Mystery Vibe »

From MysteryVibe: Bring a new vibe into the bedroom - quite literally. Dubbed "The Best Sex Toy for Men and Women" by sex therapists, there are multiple reasons the bendable smart vibrator, Crescendo 2, is highly rated...