$51.61 Etsy »

Rugged. Manly. Beautiful. Those are the 3 words that come to mind when I see this hand-forged Scroll Corkscrew from Owen Phillips of Gate Foot Forge. Feeble. Frustrated. Sweaty. Those are the 3 words that come to mind when I think about what I'd look like trying to use Phillips' hand-forged Scroll...

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Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser

$25 Amazon »

The Big Green Egg turns its attention to your dirty little hands with a Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser. Made for the grill's biggest, greenest fans, the bottle is shaped just like the BBQ, and weighs almost as much too...

Korean BBQ Coffee Table

$650 Etsy »

A Korean BBQ Coffee Table almost guarantees you'll throw a spectacular dinner party. And also that you'll ruin your couch, chairs, carpet, and coffee table itself in the process. Spectacularly. But, hey, what's a new...

Monster XXXL Balls Chain

$128.90 Etsy »

If you're into getting the payoff without putting the work in, Callum King's Monster XXXL Balls Chain will give you the biggest balls on the planet with no more effort than placing an order and waiting for shipping...

Mammoth Grips

$19.95 Mammoth Grip »

Make me a pack mule, and I look like an ass. But make me a mammoth, and I become a King of the Pleistocene. Mammoth Grips are extra-strong carry handles that enable you to double, triple, maybe even octuple your load...

Mom Grass

$35 Dad Grass »

Now, Mama, before you start worrying, nagging, or otherwise getting your panties in a bunch, rest assured, Mom Grass Hemp CBG Joints are 100% legal. They're made not of the evil wakki tabakki like those marijuana cigarettes...

Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX Portable Office

The good news is the plans to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are free to download from SOHKO Open Design. The bad news is the tools and materials you'll need to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are all contained inside...

Sasquatch Tool A Long Multi-Tool

$7.95 Amazon »

And here I thought Sasquatch's only talents were leaving footprints and hiding from mankind. But apparently he can also open bottles, cut cords, measure increments of 1", and screw things in and out. Which is a lot more...

E96: What Is This Thing?

$7.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 96 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools

Hey, it's a sleight of...seat. HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools are an original and creative furniture / kitchen island solution from Minarc, a residential and commercial design firm out of Santa Monica. Founded by Erla Dogg Ingjaldsdottir...

Clearview Window Bird Feeder

$169.99 Amazon »

This Clearview Window Bird Feeder is pretty neat, especially if you've just entered middle age (indicated by your spontaneous need to identify and monitor all birds, squirrels, rabbits, and other fauna that inhabit your...

Adidas 4DFWD Sneakers

$200 Adidas »

3D printed with a 4D midsole. That's the honeycombed core of these new Adidas 4DFWD Sneakers' story. Made for running, Adidas says the 4DFWD design "redirects energy forward, making your gait feel more like a glide."...

Pipe Man Liquor Bottle Holder & Dispenser

$99.99 Amazon »

Pour your firewater with panache - or at least let the Pipe Man do it for you - with this steampunk-inspired liquor dispenser. Ready for display on your home bar or countertop, the piece features iron pipes and joints...

Skidger Xtreme Weeder

$44.89 Amazon »

Make pulling weeds a skidge easier with the Skidger Xtreme Weeder. The long-armed scuffle hoe features a 6" V-blade with an open design Skidger says enables it to slice through weeds no matter where they're growing. Neither...

Wall-Mounted Patio Umbrella

$500.07 Amazon »

Dude. I wish my mama had seen this wall-mounted patio umbrella before she bought a freestanding one with approximately 700 pieces and a base that needed to be filled with 250 pounds of sand. Because you know who put that...

FUNBOY Giant Inflatable Bali Cabana Pool Float

$190.11 Amazon »

Bali Cabana Pool Float? More like Floating Bali Cabana That Takes Up the Whole Pool. Not that I'm complaining, provided I have one of the seats on this giant inflatable from FUNBOY...

Free Pong - Beer Pong Meets Darts

$29 - $45 Kickstarter »

Free Pong isn't just beer pong meets darts. It's also art meets party, a minimalist, geometric piece of wall decor that converts into a rowdy drinking game ready to get you sloppy sloshed on a Saturday night...

Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog

$80 BEAMS »

Welcome to the shoepocalypse. Crocs has teamed up with Japanese fashion brand BEAMS - again, apparently - to bring you, me, and the whole ugly-plastic-shoe-loving world the Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog...

Steampunk Tensegrity Optical Illusion Table

$43.99 Etsy »

I've seen a lot of tensegrity tables popping up - and staying up thanks to the wonders of suspension and tension - in online marketplaces lately. Are these displays of fine design and finer physics taking over for levitating...

Team Magnus Incog Water Gun

$12 - $34 Amazon »

I don't know Magnus, but based on the looks of his Incog Water Gun - sleek, svelte, and stealthy - I'd be on his team for a water fight. Honestly, with a name like Magnus, I'd feel pretty comfortable being on his team...

Star Wars Day has come again, and along with saying May the 4th be with you in 2021, I can also offer you this collection of 13 of the best Star Wars gifts the galaxy has afforded us in recent times. Hint: It's a lot of Grogu, aka The Child, aka the beloved Baby Yoda. Darth Vader and Chewbacca make...

The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets

$39.99 Amazon »

Check out the Baby Yoda mugs on these Baby Yoda Muglets. The 3-piece set of The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets comes from parody tropical glassware brand* Geeki Tikis. Ceramic Grogu muglets are Grogu-shaped and...

Giant Death Star Beach Ball

Sold Out Amazon »

This giant Death Star Beach Ball isn't threatening to destroy entire planets, but at 6' in diameter, it could take out a group of small children if you're not careful. I'd mind the yappy dogs and overeager golden doodles...

Anker R2-D2 Nebula Capsule II Mini Projector

$699.99 Amazon »

Oh yes, fans of Star Wars and puns, it's that once-a-year day again. Happy Star Wars Day, Happy Star Wars gift hunting, and May the 4th be with you...