Shocked Trump Swinsuit

$45 Beloved »

Ever thought the beach was missing a bit of... politics? Well, fear no more! The Donald Trump Swimsuit is here to fill that void. Imagine this: a one-piece swimsuit emblazoned with the larger-than-life, zoomed-in face...

FettiWrap - Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper

$14.95 Amazon »

FettiWrap is not your ordinary wrapping paper; it's a patent-pending gift-wrapping platform that promises to add an extra layer of surprise and amusement to your gifting game. Imagine wrapping your present in something...

Cane Ice Tip Attachment

Sold Out Amazon »

Winter is coming, and no, we're not talking about the Starks in Westeros. We're talking about real-life winter woes, like icy sidewalks that turn a simple walk into a slippery slope of dangers. Enter the Cane Ice Grip...

Pickle Bandages

$6.99 Amazon »

Got a boo-boo? Why slap on a boring beige bandage when you can turn that frown upside down with a pickle? Yes, you heard that right - BioSwiss Novelty Bandages are here to add a little brine and shine to your scrapes...

Swarovski Optik AX Visio Binoculars

$4,799 Swarovski Optik »

Oh, look! A bird... But what kind is it? Whip out your field guide, fumble through the pages while the bird probably flies away, or... just let your binoculars do the heavy lifting. Enter the Swarovski Optik AX Visio...

Engineering in Plain Sight

$23.49 Amazon »

Ever looked at a bridge, building, or even a telephone pole and wondered, "Hey, how does this stuff actually work?" Well, buckle up, my curious friend, because "Engineering in Plain Sight: An Illustrated Field Guide to...

Stylophone Theremin

$110 Stylophone »

Get ready to wave your hands in the air like you just don't care = and actually make music while doing it! Dubreq, the maestro behind the Stylophone, has conjured up its own version of the theremin, and it's set to make...

rabbit r1

$199 rabbit »

Step aside Siri and Google Assistant, there's a new AI sheriff in town, and it's hopping straight from the future. Meet the Rabbit R1, a pint-sized powerhouse that's more than just a pretty face. This little gizmo, with...

Spy Labs: Forensic Investigation Kit

$39.80 Amazon »

Unleash your inner Sherlock with the Thames & Kosmos Spy Labs: Forensic Investigation Kit. Perfect for the budding detective or the CSI show binge-watcher, this kit is your ticket to the thrilling world of forensic science...

Black 4.0

$49.99 Culture Hustle »

Ever wanted to paint your world in the most obscenely black black? Meet BLACK 4.0 - the blackest black paint in the known universe, and maybe even in those universes we haven't discovered yet. This isn't just any paint;...

Sangean Weather Alert Multi-Powered Radio

$78 Amazon »

Hey there, survivalists, beach bums, and everyone who likes to be prepared with a bit of fun on the side! Meet the Sangean MMR-99, the Swiss Army knife of radios. This isn't just any emergency radio - it's a powerhouse...

Ultimate Guide to Home Repair and Improvement

$23.99 Amazon »

Oh, so you think you're the ultimate DIY master now, huh? The "Ultimate Guide to Home Repair and Improvement, 3rd Updated Edition" is here to test your mettle. This beefy tome is like the holy bible of home improvement...

Xbox Series S Toaster

$39.99 Wal-Mart »

The PS5 might have been the gift to get for Christmas 2023, but those who have real bread in 2024 are buying the Xbox Series S...Toaster...

Heated Shoe Insoles

Discontinued

Chill in the air? Not anymore! Say hello to your new winter BFF: the 3000mAh Heated Insoles. These rechargeable foot warmers are like a cozy fireplace for your feet, minus the whole fire hazard thing. With a remote control...

Ceramic Piggy Bank

$25.95 Amazon »

Remember the days when saving money was as simple as dropping your spare change into a piggy bank? Well, folks, it's time to relive those carefree days with a twist of adulting. Introducing the Ceramic Piggy Bank for...

My dudes, my ladies, you've finally found it. A wrap-up of 2023 highlights that won't leave you feeling depressed and despondent. My collection of Dude's must see products of 2023 is full of fun and frivolity. Genitalia-flavored kettle chips and a goose-shaped portable men's urinal to make you laugh...

Halo Collar 3 - GPS Dog Fence

$699 Amazon »

Ah, the Halo Collar 3, where high-tech meets man's best friend. This isn't just any dog collar; it's like a smartphone for your pooch. Designed to train and keep your furball safe, its piece de resistance is a virtual...

Tooletries Beard Scrubber

$16.99 Amazon »

New year, new beard? Or maybe, new year, old beard you've promised your wife you'll put some effort into cleaning up? (Because she's tired of you "walking around looking like Bluto from Popeye after he's eaten a dozen...

Steelhose 5-in-1 Flexible Free Weights

$72 - $126 Amazon »

The name "Steelhose" is literal. These 5-in-1 flexible free weights from FitFighter are lengths of real fire hose filled with steel shot. Use them regularly in your exercise routine - or join FitFighter's fitness app...

The Edge Tub Elite Portable Ice Bath & Hot Tub

Chill your bones 'til your teeth chatter, and then get hot and sweaty enough to make your head spin, all in the private, portable luxury of the Edge Tub Elite, an inflatable ice bath and hot tub from Edge Theory Labs...

ARMA G1 Top Secret Secure Communicator

Secrets, secrets are no fun / Secrets, secrets...are very easy to keep, however, with the ARMA G1. The ARMA G1 secure communicator believes itself to be a steel-reinforced concrete vault of messaging. Designed for "TOP...

E201: What Is This Thing?

$764 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 201 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Murdle - 100 Original Murder Mystery Logic Puzzles

$11.64 Amazon »

It's Murdle! Like your great aunt, but spelled a little different, and way more entertaining. Filled with 100 original murder mystery logic puzzles, you could spend hours with this Murdle without getting bored, wherein...

Furry Friend Bucket Hat

Discontinued

If the Cookie Monster had a baby with Barkley...or just, like, became a piece of hybrid merch at the hands of a Sesame Street fanatic...this Furry Friend Bucket Hat could easily be the result. Made with an abundance of...