Finger & Toe Ice Packs

$9.50 - $14.50 Amazon »

These Finger & Toe Ice Packs from Penguin Fingers (kudos to whomever came up with that fine name!) could be a bonanza of a find to the jammed, sprained, and swollen digits and piggies of you dudes and ladies, but this...

Kosmos Heated Chair with Adjustable Temperature

This is the Kosmos. It is a heated chair whose temperature is adjustable. How does it work? Why, you simply plug it in to a standard outlet. Yes, that's right, dudes and ladies, the Kosmos is your very own electric chair...

Collapsible Middle Finger

$14.99 Etsy »

The wind up F you is one you'll always have, er, on hand and all, but this Collapsible Middle Finger accessory will make an even bolder statement when used to pepper your gestures and enhance your communication skills...

Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

$25.95 - $32.95 Amazon »

Aha! A Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit. I was wondering where Reddit, TikTok, Fox News, and people addicted to goop and yoga got all their ideas, and this 451-strong set of magnetic tiles anyone can string together...

Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker

$345 - $379 Amazon »

Moccamaster's KBGV Select Coffee Maker is able to brew both a half and a full carafe of coffee to the Golden Cup Standard established by the Specialty Coffee Association. Wow! That means...nothing to me...

SquareOne Mini Keg

$289 - $325 Amazon »

SquareOne, I haven't seen a brick as handsome as your Mini Keg since this time last year when I left Costco with a 20lb block of English Cheddar. I think I still have half of it in the freezer. I should thaw it out. Bet...

Cactus Toilet Plunger & Brush Set

$25.89 Amazon »

The unsung heroes of Christmas: toilet plungers and brushes. After all the Christmas morning casseroles and spiked coffees, Christmas Day cookies and eggnog, Christmas dinner hams and ambrosia salads, and Christmas dessert...

Last-minute gifts are for all the lasts in your life. The last people on your list, or the last people you realize you gotta buy a gift for. Your own tendency to leave all gift-buying to the 11th hour. Your last-ditch effort to find something special for the special people in your life who also have...

Aviator Goggle Beanie with Face Muffler

$14.99 Amazon »

This Aviator Goggle Beanie and its detachable face muffler are for those who want to stay warm and incognito this winter, but aren't quite ready to commit to the Alien Sleeping Bag. The beanies are made of knitted acrylic...

Wall-Mounted Labyrinth Game

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Looking for an a-maze-ing new piece of art for your wall or housewarming gift for a game enthusiast? This Wall-Mounted Labyrinth turns tabletop play on its...side, with a fully functional game board of bends and turns...

Tail Devil Skateboard Spark Plate

$19.99 Amazon »

The Tail Devil Skateboard Spark Plate comes to your wheels straight from Hell. No, really. It's embossed right into the red plastic of the plate itself: "Made in Hell." And it might not even be a joke. A tool that leaves...

Pelamatic Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker

$259.99 Amazon »

This is exactly what I need, Pelamatic. A Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker to pair with my She-Ra: Princess of Power and Mama Human Ball Busters. So when my sore, butt-hurt junk is recovering in my Testicuzzi, I'll...

Abducktion: A Weirdly Strategic Duck Kidnapping Game

$34.99 Amazon »

I feel like the name "Abducktion" definitely preceded the concept and rules of play for this Weirdly Strategic Duck Kidnapping Game. Some dude was under the influence of THC, or psilocybin, or Coors Light, and some other...

If you're tired of the monotony (and irony) of filling your Christmas socks with tube socks, ankle socks, and even more Christmas socks, then these nifty and different stocking stuffers will be right up your alley down your chimney...

Freewrite Traveler Ghost Transparent Digital Typewriter

$599 Freewrite »

Freewrite calls their special edition Traveler Ghost a "portable drafting device," but I think "typewriter" is a better word, because it's simpler, and doesn't detract from the real star of this clickety-click show: a...

Torch Ring Wearable LED Flashlight

$49.99 Amazon »

Hit 'em...no, make that don't hit 'em with a fist of light, because you'll be able to see exactly where you're going with a Torch Ring on your finger. This wearable LED flashlight was designed for nighttime (or, blech...

Gnome Planter

$24 Etsy »

Give the gift of hygge and home, awww and om with a heart-melting Gnome Planter from Angela Sommer of Creative Addition 24/7. I mean, even I, the dudeliest dude in all of Dudeville, wouldn't be able to resist tickling...

What's great about online shopping is that you no longer have to go outdoors yourself to buy gifts for others to go outdoors. And I don't have to go outdoors to find them for you...

Thirsty Goose Portable Men's Urinal

$49.90 Thirsty Goose »

It's Small Business Saturday! Support your local artisans, your Mom & Pop shops, your independent businesspeople just trying to keep their storefronts alive in the face of corporate death-dealing, your...Thirsty Goose...

I wouldn't call these gifts for $25 or less cheap gifts, both because I think their quality is pretty decent, and because, what the hey, inflation?! When did $25 become cheap? Oh, and - side rant - when did twenty-five-frikkin'-dollars become the price of: a 3-pack of socks; a 2-pound bag of cat...

Santa on a Lift Hanging Christmas Lights Decoration

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Wait, Santa needs a lift to help hang lights on the Christmas tree? I thought the elves were supposed to be the little ones. Did ol' SC get hit by Wayne Szalinski's ray gun machine at the 2023 North Pole Christmas Gift...

Barebones Miners Lantern

$74.99 Amazon »

The tagline for the Barebones Miners Lantern should be: "The perfect gift for Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and all your favorite dwarfs!" This little light is really, truly a very little light. As a braggin' point...

Gifts for Mom. Where do I even begin? I say that because, if you were here yesterday, you know this dude presented his qualifications as the GOAT for gift ideas for Dad, despite not being or having much interaction with dads himself. And today, today I am undertaking the even harder task of proving...

2023 Holiday Gift Guide: Dude-Approved Gifts for Dad

As someone who neither is a dad, nor spends a lot of time in the presence of dads, you might think the Dude isn't the best source of ideas for gifts for Dad. But you would be incorrect. Because if you know anything about...