Penis Charcuterie Board

Posted: August 16, 2023
Penis Charcuterie Board
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No one will be able to beat your meat, or resist your cheese, or help but grab your berries, when you arrange them atop the Penis Charcuterie Board. It's the best reference to genitalia I've seen in a serving tray since the Shark Coochie Board, perfect for bachelorette parties, and any night of entertaining people who love them some sausage-on-sausage action.

The Penis Charcuterie Board is, of course, made of wood - bamboo in this case. At 20" x 12", it's pretty long and girthy too. This penis is definitely going to need a magnum-sized...bottle of wine served alongside it.

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