15 Stocking Stuffers for Men in 2022
Dudes will gladly let you sock 'em and stuff 'em if you're doing it with one of these 15 fine stocking stuffers for men. ... But if you're doing it with the Mini Knife Set shown above, they may want to stand back. Just to be on the safe side, in case you suddenly remember they slept with one of your exes, or ate the last piece of Red Velvet Cake on Christmas Eve, as you're completely the stuffing of their stocking.
Note: Stocking stuffer gift prices are marked as they were at printing on December 8, 2022. Prices, and availability, are subject to change.
Norse Tradesman Hair & Beard Coils
My fellow vikings and ancient Scandinavians at heart, what better way to show your old Norse appreciation than by be-baubling your beards, braids, and dreadlocks with these coiled hair and beard rings from Norse Tradesman?
Brisket Candy Canes
Sorry, family, we can't afford a beef tenderloin this year, but may I offer you one of these Brisket Candy Canes instead? Archie McPhee says he cooked them "low and slow," so they're probably nearly as good as a succulent, buttery roast sous vided to a perfectly-medium-rare 135 degrees. I mean, the first two ingredients in the Brisket Candy Canes are sugar and corn syrup, so how can they not be?
Plus, as McPhee also points out, Brisket Candy Canes also contain all the brisket-y flavor, but none of the connective tissue texture, so you won't have to wrestle with how to get that hard, rubbery bit out of your mouth and under your napkin while sitting at the dinner table with your girlfriend's entire extended family the first time you've gone home with her for the holidays.
Uberleben Tindar Wick & Bellow
Uberleben's Tindar Wick & Bellow tool sees the company's trademark KeroDry paraffin-wax infused hemp wick spooled through a hollow rod you can detach and use as a micro bellow to stoke your fire once it's started. With a little fluffing of the end, the Tindar Wick will ignite like a matchstick against the spark of a ferro rod. The difference here is your newfound flame can burn for a whole hour. The same amount of time, Uberleben says, as a Bic lighter.
Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers
Takumi No Waza seems to have, er, nailed the nail trimming portion of your grooming routine with their Green Bell Nail Clippers. Imported from Japan, the stainless steel "cutlery" is advertised as ultra-sharp and ready for the hardest of nails, extending from either fingers or toes, in the land. They also have a nail file for sanding down sharp edges built into the side.
Car French Fry Holder
Well, not much to say about it. It's an accessory for your car. The bottom slides into one of your center console cup holders, so the french fry-shaped holder top can stick out at the ready to hold your carton of fries steady and stable as you much & drive.
SneakERASERS Soak - No-Scrub Overnight Sneaker Soak
While you're giving your feet some love in a tub of Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak, how's about giving your sneakers some of the same in a bowl of SneakERASERS Soak? The overnight sneaker soak promises to clean up your entire shoe, from sole to mesh uppers, without the abrasion...or effort...that comes with scrubbing them.
Mandalorian Playing Cards
I know the Mandalorian Playing Cards are named after The Mandalorian and all, but really? Grogu isn't the character theory11 picked for the King? Is Migs Mayfeld at least the Joker?
Beskar Silver, Space Black, and Lightsaber Red Foils bedeck this stylized Star Wars set of playing cards, with sculpted 3D embossments of The Mandalorian helmet further enhancing the set. All artwork on individual cards is also custom, with Aces, Jokers, court cards, and the deck's back design featuring fan-favorite characters, and series events.
Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal
You need a hug? I'd be careful what you wish for. ... Unless you're one of my arch nemeses, such as my ex-girlfriend Karen or my Aunt Jan, in which case, free hugs all around, courtesy of this Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal from The Horror Corner.
I particularly like The Horror Corner's design decision to have the facehugger hold up a "Free Hugs" sign with its pincers, rather than simply printing the words "Free Hugs" above or below it. What a fine adhesive addition to a car window or laptop, especially for all the Alien film fans out there.
Chilly Ghost Pepper Toothpaste
Do you like big, bold, whack-you-in-the-face flavors...in your toothpaste? Then grab a tube of Chilly and let this ghost pepper and twice-mentholated toothpaste take you from the blistering heat of Death Valley to the blustery cold of the Arctic Circle in a single brushstroke.
Chilly is one-two punch of spicy and icy for dudes who want their toothbrushing experience to be, well, more of an experience. Chilly makers say, "Every nurdle of Chilly contains hundreds of ghost pepper flakes for just the right amount of fire. It's like arson but without the felony."
Lexon Peas USB Hub
Lexon made a USB Hub in honor of my favorite vegetable! OK, maybe my second favorite vegetable. If the Lexon Peas USB Hub had been the Lexon Green Beans USB Hub instead, I really would have shot my wad! But peas are an excellent source of nutritionally dense tastiness too, and their spherical shape does make the best choice for Lexon's design-friendly portable port hub.
Oh, and I know what you dudes are thinking, given the Peas in the USB Hub are connected by little segments of horizontal cord, and I agree. But I don't think Lexon Anal Beads USB Hub would have gone over so well with the Karens of the general public.
Joie Watchers Silicone Storage, Cable & Bag Ties
Meet the Watchers, little silicone monsters who are both adorable and helpful as storage, cable, and bag ties. Their googly eyes are just for show, but those shrieking mouths and extra-long Watcher tongues? That's where you get your bang - or rather, your wrap-and-secure - for your buck.
Mini Knife Set
This Mini Knife Set probably won't be your most useful piece of EDC. But the 4-piece collection of blades isn't entirely useless either, especially for those who can get their jollies from using a tiny little cleaver to open packages, and a wee axe to cut themselves wedges of gouda and goat cheese.
Roll the bones, baby! No question why the term applies to these Skull Dice, but do you know why playing dice not stylized to look like human skulls is also referred to as playing "bones"? Yeah, me neither. You should Google it up for us.
Not only does the term "caulk condom" create a tee-hee-hee double entendre, but these caulk-saving caps also look like little sperms when unrolled. What a great reminder gift for men to protect both their open caulk so it doesn't seep out and run all over when it's not in use, and their open cock so it doesn't seep out and run all over when it is.
Caulk condoms also keep the sealants fresh and prevent air and moisture infiltration. You can use the condoms on glues and other compounds with similar phallic-shaped nozzles too.
Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap with Lights & Sound
Trap yourself some ghosts, or at least some passing interest in your desktop display, with this Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap. The 4" replica of the one used in the original 1984 Ghostbusters film also boasts lights and sound. The outer housing emits a yellow and flashing red LED in standby mode, and then, when you pop open the Mini Ghost Trap's doors, an orange and 2 flashing blue LEDs go off, along with the device's sound effects.