If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons.
But wait, there's more! In honor of not flying to see your family this year, crap presents with no gift receipt you just have to donate to Goodwill, and that jolly fat white mass of heart disease waiting to happen hosting lap sessions via Zoom, Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition!
But wait, there's more!! Coloring even farther outside the lines of political correctness is the political addition to the you-oughta-be-ashamed-of-yourself editions for all the players on Team America out there, the Offensive Crayons: Red, White, and F*ck You Edition.
But wait, there's porn!!! Yeah, that's right. Porn. The Offensive Crayons Porn Pack came out in Summer 2020...and it's just kept on coming ever since. The derogatory darling of the doodle world's most delightfully distasteful set yet contains 24 smuttily-named colors suitable only for horny kids 17 and up.
If you thought Aunt Jan went red as Santa's Suit in the face when you dropped the F bomb at Christmas dinner, just wait to see the colors she turns when she starts pulling out hues from a box of Offensive Crayons. My best guesses: Baby Cage Crimson and Miscarriage Maroon.
Click here to draw outside of all the entire Offensive Crayons lines, and grab some boxes as stocking stuffers, Dirty Santa gifts, and rewards to yourself for making it through 2021.