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15 Stocking Stuffers for Women in 2022

Posted: December 09, 2022
[ET] Stocking Stuffers for Women in 2022

Here's some stuff for stuffing in ladies' stockings. And don't worry, none of it is a severed leg. ... Ha! Haha! The Dude made a Dad joke! The corny, slightly off-color, and borderline nonsensical kind. The best kind!

If there are any dads out there in search of stocking stuffers for their wives, that joke, along with the rest of this list, is for you!

And to everyone else, I promise my 15 picks for stocking stuffers for women is much, much better than my humor.

Note: Stocking stuffer gift prices are marked as they were at printing on December 9, 2022. Prices, and availability, are subject to change.

Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos

Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos
Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos

Trick out your kicks, make your sneaks snazzy, and jazz up your Jazzercise shoes (Mama) with this set of Shoe Tattoos from Wear Your Sole. The decals are semi-permanent, but removable, and made for enhancing leather footwear. Each Wear Your Sole set comes with 12 sheets of Shoe Tattoos in various sizes.

$14 ➠ Amazon

Glow in the Dark Yarn

Glow in the Dark Yarn
Glow in the Dark Yarn

Yep, Glow in the Dark Yarn and Little Green Knit Men go together like dudes and rugs, a TikTok influencer and sponsored videos, dropped ice cream cones and crying kids. But if I had a ball of Glow in the Dark Yarn, a trio of aliens isn't the first thing I'd (i.e., I'd get my mama to) make with it. Nope. I'd go for a stuffed knitted Baby Yoda and a knitted lightsaber.

$14 ➠ Amazon

ScooperDuper Folding Bench Scraper

ScooperDuper Folding Bench Scraper
ScooperDuper Folding Bench Scraper

Make your food prep ScooperDuper neat and ScooperDuper easy to transfer to your pot, skillet, or bowl with Dandy's ScooperDuper folding bench scraper.

I know "ScooperDuper" sounds like a tool for picking up dog poo, and I agree a better name is out there - specifically, one that gives more of an indication of what this kitchen tool does. Or that it's a kitchen tool at all. But branding misstep aside, what a swell little cooking companion, especially for those of my ilk, whom my wife likes to call "enormous slobs who can't peel a banana without destroying the kitchen."

$17.95 ➠ Amazon

Adhesive Magnet Tape

Adhesive Magnet Tape
Adhesive Magnet Tape

Haha, Mama, no excuse not to hang every one of my photos and pieces of artwork on the fridge anymore, now that I'm giving you this 25' roll of Adhesive Magnet Tape! It's even specially formulated for thin, low-profile items such as photographs and paper.

Made by Dowling Magnets, 0.75" Adhesive Magnet Tape is spooled into a Scotch-style tape dispenser, so you can pull out exactly the length you need, and tear it off along the dispenser's serrated edge. The tape is adhesive on one side only, but magnetized such that it sticks to itself, so if you want to hang something on a non-magnetic surface, tear off 2 pieces of Adhesive Magnet Tape, and apply one to the surface, and the other to the item you want to display.

$8.50 ➠ Amazon

8Greens Daily Greens Lollipops

8Greens Daily Greens Lollipops

According to 8Greens, one 8Greens Daily Greens Lollipops contains as much Vitamin C as 2 oranges, Vitamin B5 as 15 cups of broccoli, Vitamin B6 as 15 cups of spinach, Vitamin B12 as 7 cups of milk, and zinc as 3 cups of raw peas. That's thanks to the 8 real greens that make up the lollipops' ingredient list, which include spinach, kale, aloe vera, wheatgrass, blue green algae, barley grass, chlorella, and spirulina.

$12.34 ➠ Amazon

Roll-It Garlic Peeler

Roll-It Garlic Peeler
Roll-It Garlic Peeler

This Garlic Peeler, a simple silicone tube with nubs inside, removes the skin from individual garlic cloves with a simple roll-it motion. Like, actually removes it. This crazy little sex-toy-lookin' kitchen tool really works! It's another prime example of an item I once laughed at, but now I'm hooked.

$13.63 ➠ Amazon

Rumble Jar Cold Brew Coffee Maker for Mason Jars

Rumble Jar Cold Brew Coffee Maker for Mason Jars

Hey there, fight fans, are you ready for a little Rumble in the J...ar? And really, it's not so much rumble-y as it is 200-micron-holes filter-y. But the cold brew this Rumble Jar cold brew coffee maker for mason jars produces will definitely pack a punch. One rich, smooth, and caffeinated enough to keep you hyped at a heavyweight match, or just awake at your kid's soccer game, for hours.

$19.99 to $21.99 ➠ Amazon

DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener

DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener

A partier with a Champagne bottle is basically the equivalent of Ralphie Parker with a BB gun: if they get one, there's a decent chance they'll shoot their eye out. And while the DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener can't do much about Ralphie's bad aim and ricocheting Red Ryder, for those of you poppin' corks and downin' bubbles this New Year's Eve, this sparkling wine bottle opener will make the task easier, and much safer, for everyone.

$14.95 ➠ Amazon

Transparent Sticky Notes

Transparent Sticky Notes

I've been typing for so long now that using a pen to make handwriting makes me feel like I have some sort of palsy in my arm, so I don't think these transparent sticky notes are for the likes of me. But maybe you know a lady who learned how to do handwriting. Or at least just, like, circling and underlining.

$4.49 ➠ Amazon

Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool

Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool
Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool

Avoquado. Get it, avocado lovers? The Avoquado is a 4-in-1 tool for prepping your avocados for their impending chowdown. It has a quad of capabilities ready for avocado demolition. Those clever devils at Chef'n.

The Avoquado's 4 functions are: splitting; deseeding; slicing; and then scooping the green flesh from pop culture's favorite fruit. A fruit that most of pop culture probably still thinks is a vegetable. Or perhaps a category of edible plant greatness entirely unto itself.

$10.99 ➠ Amazon

Mouse Melon Seeds

Mouse Melon Seeds
Mouse Melon Seeds

Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less wasteful application, your pet hedgehog. According to Mouse Melon seed seller Smart Seeds Emporium, the wee fruits are also delicious for humans to consume, tasting like sweet cucumbers with a tangy twist.

$3.29 ➠ Etsy

QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer

QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer
QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer

Put a cork in it! ... Push harder...and maybe twist some while you're pushing...just jam it...yeah...oh...oops. We need some wet paper towels and Wine Away over here, stat!

And that's why you might need a QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer.

QWIK-CORK was designed to make recorking wine bottles, or any other corked bottles, significantly easier.

$13.99 ➠ Amazon

Honeycomb Drawer Organizer

Honeycomb Drawer Organizer
Honeycomb Drawer Organizer

For the majority of us, those who have socks and accessories spinning into chaos, the Honeycomb Drawer Organizer is not just a useful storage solution, but a satisfying take on the organization tool. Look at those undies all folded and fitted into the staggered hexagonal rows of one of nature's finest phenomena! They're not even mine, but just the sight of them makes me feel a little calmer and in more control of my life.

$8.99 ➠ Amazon

Edamame Bottle-Cleaning Sponges

Edamame Bottle-Cleaning Sponges

Beans, beans, the magical fruit / Now they clean and make you toot. The Edamame Bottle Cleaners are a pair of soybeans in shape, size, and color, but abrasive cellulose sponges filled with ceramic weights in composition. Slip them into your water, baby, or sodie bottles with a drop of dish detergent, and then - the fun part! - shake it up, baby! Maybe even throw in a twist and a shout as the Edamame Sponges bop around removing oil, stains, crud, and germs from the bottle's interior surfaces.

$11.50 ➠ Amazon

Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap

Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap
Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap

Neon colors that glow even brighter with LEDs. Haphazard criss-crossy line design. Slap bracelet functionality. The Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is 1990s safety and visibility at your service! Don't forget the braided sweatbands, leopard leotards, flesh-colored athletic hose, and snake-print spandex suspender shorts when you wear one to go running or cycling, my athletic friends!

$13.10 to $15.99 ➠ Amazon
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