Word to that, Shark Coochie Board. And though I've never heard attempts at saying "charcuterie" come out as "shark coochie" before now, it will henceforth be this dude's default pronunciation of the word. Well done, and...

Here's a lil' chainsaw for the lil' bit of yardwork you'll have to do this spring. Haha, sike! Only the POTENCO Mini Chainsaw part of that statement is lil'. After the winter this country - dare I say this world? - has...

Ah, badminton and soccer. Two sports very...well...irrelevant to my heart. Not to dog the Kickit Pro Trainer, which looks fun...in a way. A way that's sort of like, "Sure! I'll mess around with this hacky sack for 5 minutes...

What the Chandler Bing are they doing showing the Friends Couch Sprinkler populated by people under the age of 30, who don't even know what Friends and the Friends Couch is? I mean, I know sprinklers are generally considered...

Get ready to slip your feet into...your feet. Well, almost. Zellerfeld's forthcoming line of footwear will be entirely custom-fitted to the individual feet that walk in them, thanks to 3D printing and foot scanning technology...

"Punish those pesky dice! They will learn their lesson fast enough on the chair of shame!" I couldn't agree more, DnD Dice Jail. In fact, I have always been an advocate of the time out chair and dunce hat. I think we...

And for my next Zoom meeting, I will be...Johnny 5 from Short Circuit! The WEHEAD spatial communication display is a gadget that robotifies your face, and gives you a physical presence when you dial in remote to meetings...

After reading about the Plunge cold therapy tub and its plug-and-plunge ability to chill hose water down to 39 degrees F with no plumbing hookups required, I can say with certainty that this dude is...not ready to take...

Welcome to Edition 177 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Help your car chill out with one of these Gear Shift Hoodies, all hand-sewn to fit shifters 4" to 5" tall. The casual chic vehicular threads come in an assortment of colors, and are made of actual cotton fleece hoodie...

A DNA Plant Trellis, now this is the type of genetic geekery I can get behind. The Planty Print's 3D-printed design is both simple in rose, white, gun metal, or bronze finishes (no rainbow colors for the A, G, C, and...

The Klein Bottle claims to be "the closest you'll get to a 4D object in our universe," and while I don't really understand what that means, I'll make a note to ask the Bing AI Chatbot about it later. What interests me...

Dude. You really gotta be an avid hiker to justify spending $245 on a pair of hiking shoes. I mean, VEJA's Fitz Roy Technical Hiking Shoes are nice enough and all, but...what? Basketball? Naw, dude. You don't need to...

I know. All these expertly crafted origami animal sculptures should be called Faunigami, not Florigami. But there is more than rhyming behind the play on the words. This bestial collection of Japanese papercraft is all...

The Botany of Beer is supposed to be An Illustrated Guide to More Than 500 Plants Used in Brewing, but I can't find a single decent image of a single page inside Giuseppe Caruso's publication. So while the title makes...

They say this RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit runs on kinetic energy rather than electrical wire. But even after reading about how you generate the power the switch needs to communicate with the receiver in your...

It's your roll, and your shot, with this nifty Crossbow Dice Roller & Holder from MunnyGrubbers. The 3D-printed crossbow loads and shoots up to one full set of standard sized polyhedral dice using a loading mechanism...

I lay down my King and resign. Before even beginning a game on Joe Turner's wonderful, but Grandmaster-level, Chess Set in a Ring. Sorry, make that Grandmaster-vision-and-fine-motor-skill-level Chess Set in a Ring. Made...

Never thought a Blackhead Plucker Fidget Toy would be part of an Angel's Wonderland, but indeed this Blackhead Plucker Fidget Toy comes to us straight from Angel's Wonderland. True, it's the brand, not the theme park...

The Unkillables could be a book about the flies that swarm my mama's house in the summer. All the cheaters in Fortnite. Certain - ahem - dictators and old-ass politicians. Or even just a new team of superheroes or antiheroes...

I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know...

I've always considered myself a bit of a draft horse - able to move some weight, haul a load, but with no real style or elegance...or coordination behind it. I plow through the job, but it's not pretty...

The only Odin I know much about also goes by the name "Mr. Wednesday," and had the honor of being played by Ian McShane...and then the dishonor of being run into the ground by poor writing and producing on American Gods...