Shark Coochie Board
Word to that, Shark Coochie Board. And though I've never heard attempts at saying "charcuterie" come out as "shark coochie" before now, it will henceforth be this dude's default pronunciation of the word. Well done, and welcome to the Awesome Word Perversions That Become Perverted Words Club.
Or should I say, Whalecum?
Shark Coochie Boards are made from sustainable bamboo and laser-engraved with their tee-hee-hee words and beastly images. Choose from 13" x 9" and 11" x 8" sizes.
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