DNA Plant Trellis
A DNA Plant Trellis, now this is the type of genetic geekery I can get behind. The Planty Print's 3D-printed design is both simple in rose, white, gun metal, or bronze finishes (no rainbow colors for the A, G, C, and Ts here) and highly functional, especially given the erratic growth patterns of my wife's pothos. I like the idea of a double helix keeping it in check. A little strict human biology to rein in chaotic plant biology.
Each DNA Plant Trellis measures 9.5" tall x 2.25" wide.