Wedge Pillow Headboard

$109.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Hard headboards, and even most of the soft, quilted ones, don't lend themselves so well to reading and scrolling in bed. And the pillows you sleep on, the ones that move and get mushed down and misshapen when you try...

Grab Shell Morphing Keyboard

$448 Amazon »

I'll fold him and hold him and flatten him...and kiss him and love him and squeeze him and call him George. No! I'll call him Grab Shell. The morphing keyboard you can lift and grip to type, or lay flat, in 3 separate...

The Little Book of Lost Words

$12.50 Amazon »

I often find myself at a loss for words, or unable to find the word I'm looking for, so maybe this Little Book of Lost Words can help me out too. By "too," I mean, in addition to all of you dudes and ladies out there...

Bandit9 EVE Odyssey Motorcycle

$15,500 - $19,500 Bandit9 »

Bandit9 has lured us with EVEs and taken us on Odysseys in the past, so I guess they figured they'd combine the temptation with the journey, and produce a motorcycle no rider - or at least no collector - can refuse. The...

Glydeez Large Appliance Slider

$54.99 Amazon »

The Glydeez by Forearm Forklift: The perfect tool to help a person move appliances...or steal a bank safe...solo...

Wedding Dress Building Block Set

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I'm trying to think of the best reason for making a Wedding Dress Building Block Set...no, scratch that. I'm trying to think of a reason for making for a Wedding Dress Building Block Set, and...um...events center double...

Drift Gaming Bed

$2,164 - $4,086 Dreams »

Drift off to dreamland...right after drifting off to Super Smash Bros. and Call of Duty land with a few hours of play right from your Drift Gaming Bed...

Baluchon House of Happiness - Tiny Home for Kids

The Baluchon House of Happiness is a tiny house for your kids? Complete with a wood stove, kitchenette, 3/4 bathroom, and, and...interior slide and rock climbing wall?! F. That. I've been working for the past 25 years...

E178: What Is This Thing?

$10.07 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 178 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Nail Grooming Kit

$12.99 Amazon »

I'm not grossed out by this nail grooming kit - this extensive nail grooming kit - per se, but...gah! Did they have to make a photo compilation of all the gross-out things you can do with the different tools in it? Including...

Joseph Joseph Pocket Folding Ironing Board

$99.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph...Joseph. Just because you've made an ironing board fold into a neat little package, hang out of the way on a door or rack in the laundry room, and look kinda snazzy in a gray polka-dotted suit and lemon...

Copycat Art Scratcher - Famous Art Cat Scratchers

$174 Lord Lou »

I don't normally like copycats - in art, writing, or murder - but if these Copycat Art Scratchers will: 1) stop my cat Zanzibar from using my leg and face as his scratching post; and 2) satisfy my wife's desire not to...

Kalamazoo Gaucho Wood-Fired Grill

$40,994.95 Williams Sonoma »

The succulent meats and fiery culture of Argentina meet...uh...Kalamazoo, Michigan? Correction: the 100+-year sheet metal tradition of Kalamazoo, Michigan...

Luggage Cup Holder

$15.99 - $18.99 Amazon »

You'll never be totally hands-free at the airport, but a Luggage Cup Holder can reduce the number of hands you need to carry and juggle your suitcase, shoulder bag, phone, coffee and bagel, and the ID you just dropped...

February, the shortest month, brought us a lot of popular products for short-sighted people with short attention spans who rode the short bus...

Wav Minimalist Desk Organizer

$84.99 Etsy »

Will you ride the rainbow or the monochrome Wav? Anything in between goes too with this minimalist desk organizer from Design Craft Workshop...

Affirmators - Help Yourself without the Self-Helpy-Ness

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I'll say it up front: Affirmators! are not my thing. Even if they claim to be 50 Affirmation Cards to Help You Help Yourself without The Self-Helpy-Ness, Affirmators! are not my thing. But I think my sister-in-law would...

Shark Coochie Board

$35 - $45 Amazon »

Word to that, Shark Coochie Board. And though I've never heard attempts at saying "charcuterie" come out as "shark coochie" before now, it will henceforth be this dude's default pronunciation of the word. Well done, and...

POTENCO Mini Chainsaw

$32.89 Amazon »

Here's a lil' chainsaw for the lil' bit of yardwork you'll have to do this spring. Haha, sike! Only the POTENCO Mini Chainsaw part of that statement is lil'. After the winter this country - dare I say this world? - has...

Kickit Pro Trainer - Badminton Meets Soccer

$19.99 Amazon »

Ah, badminton and soccer. Two sports very...well...irrelevant to my heart. Not to dog the Kickit Pro Trainer, which looks fun...in a way. A way that's sort of like, "Sure! I'll mess around with this hacky sack for 5 minutes...

Friends Couch Sprinkler

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What the Chandler Bing are they doing showing the Friends Couch Sprinkler populated by people under the age of 30, who don't even know what Friends and the Friends Couch is? I mean, I know sprinklers are generally considered...

Zellerfeld Custom-Fitted 3D-Printed Shoes

$250 - $350 Zellerfeld »

Get ready to slip your feet into...your feet. Well, almost. Zellerfeld's forthcoming line of footwear will be entirely custom-fitted to the individual feet that walk in them, thanks to 3D printing and foot scanning technology...

DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat

$23.95 Amazon »

"Punish those pesky dice! They will learn their lesson fast enough on the chair of shame!" I couldn't agree more, DnD Dice Jail. In fact, I have always been an advocate of the time out chair and dunce hat. I think we...

WEHEAD Spatial Communication Display

$1,555 - $4,555 WEHEAD »

And for my next Zoom meeting, I will be...Johnny 5 from Short Circuit! The WEHEAD spatial communication display is a gadget that robotifies your face, and gives you a physical presence when you dial in remote to meetings...