Your cozy gas fire pit gets a little cozier with this set of handcrafted steel logs from Cumbres Design. Now as you gaze into the dancing flames of your fire, you can also admire the unique detail and rustic vibe of wood...

The Super Mario Bros. Movie has teamed up with TRUFF Hot Sauce to bring a spicy collaboration to all the gamers, heat seekers, and just plain ol' fungis out there. TRUFF x Super Mario Bros. Hot Sauce drops as a limited...

Sorry, make that Kickit The Original Soccer Tennis Game. For outdoors, for indoors, for the lawn, the beach, or the playground, Kickit is a portable game that combines the foot action of soccer with the tennis goal of...

Cheers! Tchin-tchin! Salude! ... Hey, can someone get the doorbell! The Bottoms Up Doorbell from Dutch design house Droog is a toast to wine lovers and party hosts, the perfect chime for announcing their guests...

You checked the weather before you left for your trip / hike / commute, but still, halfway in, the sky yells, Pokeboo! and unleashes a downpour. Good thing you can Pokeboo! right back if you've got your Pokeboo Packable...

It's a two-sided speed grater! O ease! O convenience! Ograte! Another up-leveled kitchen tool from Dreamfarm, the Ograte double duty in tackling all your cheese and vegetable shredding needs. On one side food hits the...

Now these are what I call Giving Trees. Handcrafted metal gates that are giving me all the feels to see and envision at the bottom of my own driveway. And giving me all the hope that someday someone will be giving me...

Dudes, have you yet to accept the wonder and benevolence of bidets into your hearts? If so, I've got something to, shall we say, sweeten the pot for you. The CleanShot. A bidet that rinses and dries your junk, and then...

Use a tennis-ball-sized swirl of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to protect all the exposed surfaces of your body from UV rays. Then, depending on what you got, use some tennis- / volley- / beach-ball-sized swirls...

With their stealth and svelte Cordless Power Washer, HOTO claims it will make me "enjoy the car washing experience." Ha! I don't even enjoy the car washing experience when someone else is doing it. Including "when someone...

The more you know, right? Your Psilocybin Mushroom Companion is a simple guide to understanding magic mushrooms. Or, if you're totally, fully, my-Aunt-Jan-levels of against magic mushrooms, a simple guide to identifying...

They say this is a Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder. I say, "Ha! Hahahahaha!" You think an unlocked, lift-up lid is going to stop my cat, Zanzibar, from having his way with the Charmin? Ha! Hahahahaha!...

A floating chair that's part of a "Hangout Suite," now that's what I'm talking aBOTE. Made with BOTE's unique inflatable AeroULTRA technology, and styled in its trademark seafoam green, the Floating Chair is a standalone...

Hey, they might call you bananas, but do they even lift, bro? Using these Banana Sling Grips, you not only hit the pull-ups, bent-over rows, and deadlifts, you do it with a neutral grip, more natural movements, and less...

Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld...

It's officially spring, so naturally I am champin' at the bit to get to summer. These Suicoke Padri Sandals are about as summer-ready as they come, with a cush, walk-to-the-pool contoured footbed, and rubber sole sporting...

When you use your noodle, or better, put your noodles together, all things are pasta-ble. Jumbo and The Standard teamed up for this chef's kiss series of pasta pool floats, inflatables in the shapes of ravioli, rigatoni...

Out of Hot Pockets? HotPotIt, and enjoy a meal almost as easy with the Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan. Without a stove in sight, you can heat up soup, fry an egg, cook a steak or chicken breast, boil some noodles...

Well? Did you? Then suck it up, buttercup, and flip on this But Did You Die? Neon Sign as a reminder things could have turned out much worse. You could have drank that last shot of tequila. You could have exertion-vomited...

The Smartflower isn't exactly a beauty in the world of flowers, but in the world of solar panels? Yeah, I'd agree this all-in-one solar energy system is a sculptural stunner. A clean, sustainable, and intelligent stunner...

A home-cooked meal, ahhh. Brava! It's delicious, from the heart, and probably way healthier than anything you would eat out. ... Unless it's burnt. Or takes so long to cook you give up and order takeout halfway through...

A Meownooker? Sounds like a cat lookin' to deliver his goods to a Meownookie. Who will, of course, tell him to take that cookie and stick it up his (yeah). But, no. Meownooker is actually a billiards- / pool-themed toy...

Welcome to Edition 181 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...