Household
CRC Smoke Test - Smoke Detector Tester
I have a can of CRC Smoke Test in my shopping cart right now because 2 days ago I got some interesting news. Did you know the most godforsaken thing a smoke detector does - beep at 15-second intervals when its batteries...
Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat
Despite the post's title and the flowery crowns flanking it, this Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat is probably meant to welcome visitors to Joe Exotic's Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. Not that bitch Carole Baskin's...
Tecra Tools 75-Piece Backpack Tool Kit
Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...
Thumb Scraper Sticker & Gunk Remover
The Thumb Scraper hard sells itself as a manicure preservation tool, but as a manicure-less dude, I find such exclusivity insulting. I may not need a special sticker, gunk, grime, and wax remover to protect my nail polish...
Vadim Kibardin Paper Furniture - Black Collection
Vadim Kibardim says his Black Collection of Paper Furniture is a nod to the fusion of nature and technology. I feel like if Tim Burton saw it, he'd want a shoutout too. The Black Pearl chair has Delia Deetz written all...
Pollo Pillo
Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...
Vent Dragons
It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...
Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover
I choose a Maersk Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover for the safe transport of my Kleenex from the bathroom to the couch, where my spring allergies are killing me - killing me! - this year. I don't even leave my house...
85 Lamps Chandelier
First thought: I wonder if the 85 Lamps Chandelier is like a strand of Christmas lights. Does it go completely dark when one bulb burns out, leaving you to test every single one of them to make the light work again? If...
Peanuts Snoopy on Dog House Cookie Jar
Looks like Snoopy's stuck at home bored out of his gourd too. At least he has the luxury of a schedule and a biology that allow him to nap 18 hours a day. I hope Charlie Brown is taking him for lots of extra walks. I'd...
Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer
My mama had an electric citrus juicer when I was growing up. Not a Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer, but whatever two-tone brown version of one of the pulp grinding machines existed in the 90s. Every year some...
Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife
Ooh, know what I'd like in addition to a Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife right now? A fat quart of summer-ripe strawberries. And while I'd normally call a strawberry knife too specialized to serve as a viable kitchen tool...
HAVEN Connect Floor-Mounted Smart Door Lock
A deadbolt alternative for your doors, the HAVEN Connect smart lock mounts to the floor just inside the threshold to provide a doorstop-style fortification at the door's strongest point - its base. According to HAVEN...
Ka-Bar Wrench Knife
Ka-Bar's Wrench Knife is a wrench in name only, though a knife also in practice. Its drop point fixed blade is 3.0" long, and the knife's total 7.125" length is made from a single piece of 425 high-carbon stainless steel...
Bottomless Mimosa Glass
A Bottomless Mimosa Glass is at least one good thing about having to eat brunch at home for the time being. Even restaurants that claim to serve bottomless mimosas on Sunday mornings are unlikely to have this - or allow...
Safety Light Curtains - Security Sensors & Alarm
Safety Light Curtains could be the newest addition to my PPE. Face Mask: check. Hand sanitizer: check. Thermometer and O2 pulse oximeter: check. Motion sensitive light grating that sounds an alarm when someone breaches...
Smart Sterilizing Bed Robot
Feeling lonely and isolated? Cheer up! According to the ROCKUBOT smart sterilizing bed robot, "Nobody sleeps alone." You snuggle up next to at least a bazillion bacteria every time you lie down at night. And don't worry...
Skull Decanter Set with Skull Shot Glasses
Stay thirsty, my friends. If you don't, you might end up like the dead dude in this Skull Decanter Set, drowned in the glass globe of whiskey he couldn't drink himself out of...
Bacon Sponge
Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...
Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light
Try out one of these ring lights if you want to wear a different kind of face mask - a more flattering face mask - for your next video chat or meeting. The adjustable 3-color, 10-brightness discs mount to any M1/4" tripod...
Noodles Towels
I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to:...
Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set
This Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set might be a victim of extended delivery periods for online orders, but at printing anyway, there was still a chance the 4-piece tumbler and giant cube tray set would arrive...
Giant Crystal Glass Brandy Snifters
Nothing does the Remy Martin XO justice like a giant crystal glass brandy snifter that can hold a whole bottle of it. Several bottles of the red-gold liquor when you go with a 12000mL version of the stemware, but that...
Petsfit Dog Bunk Bed
Not only does this dog bunk bed from Petsfit look precious, the wood panel pooch chamber is begging to look even more precious, as it arrives primed and ready for a custom paint job from Dad. I mean, come one, Petsfit...
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