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Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce

$74.95 Amazon »

I scream, you scream, we all scream...because it's dark in here! Light up that Ice Cream Cone Wall Sconce, will you?...

ATOLL Induction Cooking & Dining Table

Invite some friends over, seat them at your beautiful ATOLL dining table, and then...make them cook their own damn dinner. Now that's the kind of entertaining I'm talkin' about...

Topo Trail Maps - Custom Trail Topography Art

$495 - $3,995 Topo Trail Maps »

Memories of the most beautiful, challenging, momentous trail you've ever traveled become a custom, 3D work of art, courtesy of Topo Trail Maps. Out of his studio in Oregon, Trevor Crosta handmakes every Topo Trail Map...

Willy the Worm Water Sensor for Houseplants

When I hear the name "Willy the Worm," and think of what Willy the Worm might be used for, "water sensor for houseplants" isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Or the second. Those would be: 1) a tool to help you...

Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder

$49.69 - $69.71 Etsy »

Take a gnashing bite out of your next repair or DIY project with the Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder, an equal parts clever and disturbing 3D print from Etsy vendor MacGyver Dood...

Glacial Shower Ice Cold Water Shower Head

Discontinued

Ice cold. Chilling. A slap in the face. Wim Hof. The Glacial Shower, a shower head that holds a block of ice and shoots out a near-freezing stream of water, is all of those things in the good way...and the bad...

Alligator Salt & Pepper Set

Sold Out Amazon »

I can't decide if this Alligator Salt & Pepper Set from Arthur Court would make for an exotic and reptilian chic or borderline trashy centerpiece on the dinner table. I mean, I can't look at the two entwined reptiles...

Edamame Bottle-Cleaning Sponges

$12.75 Amazon »

Beans, beans, the magical fruit / Now they clean and make you toot. The Edamame Bottle Cleaners are a pair of soybeans in shape, size, and color, but abrasive cellulose sponges filled with ceramic weights in composition...

Vessel Helix One-Hitter

$65 Vessel »

Vessel's Helix one-hitter has some serious drip. And since I'm pretty sure no one in the generation that made up the slang term "drip" will be reading this, but probably some Gen Z parents will, that means the dry herb...

Star Lounger

$35k 1stdibs »

Oooh, the Star Lounger looks like something straight out of the mind of Tim Burton and the Deetz house in Beetlejuice. It doesn't have any mechanical components, though, so the star's arms won't fold in for a hug / restraint...

BYOJ-001 Horn Fragrance Diffuser

$1,300 Byredo »

Sound the smells! The BYOJ-001 reappropriates a bullhorn-lookin' speaker into a fragrance diffuser that blows scents rather than tunes around your home. A collaboration between OJAS speaker brand founder, Devon Turnbull...

Stair-Climbing Rolling Laundry Hamper

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This stair-climbing rolling laundry hamper places a detachable drawstring bag atop an upright hand truck with triple wheels on each side. Like the UpCart, the wheel design allows you to pull your laundry up and downstairs...

Teach Your Dog to Talk Buttons

$14.99 Amazon »

Christina Hunger created these "Teach Your Dog to Talk" Buttons for her own dog, Stella, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula mix. Through training, and I'd imagine 100 dog years' worth of patience, Hunger says she has taught Stella...

LOAFA Bread Roll Sofa

Carbo-load your eyes on the LOAFA Sofa, a modular couch made entirely of bread rolls. OK, probably bread roll pillows, but seeing as the LOAFA is still a prototype, we'll have to see what IKEA decides about that when...

Building Brick Waffle Maker

$59.99 Amazon »

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!...

Eicher Glass Handblown Glass Snakes

$59.99 - $299.99 Etsy »

Ryan Eicher makes glass snakes. Or, if you will, glassssssssnakes. Some are simple figurines, pieces of desktop decor, but many of the mesmerizing, technicolor designs are wearable as pendants, or dangle-able from your...

AquaStar Watering Can

$49.95 Amazon »

AquaStar, are you sure you're a watering can? A sleek, modern plant feeder, rather than a sleek, modern, oh, I don't know, say...enema bulb?...

Eva Solo Carry Minimalist TV Stand

$338 Eva Solo »

With a flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like an artist's easel. With no flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like a piece of gymnastics equipment. It's only...

Hug Lamp

$279 Articture »

A warm 'n' fuzzy embrace makes for warm 'n' fuzzy table lighting in the Hug Lamp by Mark Mitchell. Mitchell designed the lamp in response to the pandemic, and his personal experience of being separated from his girlfriend...

Malicious Bar Stool

$3,700 1stdibs »

If you think the Malicious Bar Stool is, er, malicious, check out what designer Merve Kahraman based her design on: ancient times' "Chair of Nails Torture," seating dotted with impalement-ready spikes, and used by inquisitors...

Adhesive Magnet Tape

$11.94 Amazon »

Haha, Mama, no excuse not to hang every one of my photos and pieces of artwork on the fridge anymore, now that I'm giving you this neverending* roll of Adhesive Magnet Tape! It's even specially formulated for thin, low-profile...

Grids & Guides: A Notebook for Visual Thinkers

$17.99 Amazon »

Right-brainers, step right up. Left-brainers, Grids & Guides hasn't left you out either. The Notebook for Visual Thinkers from Princeton Architectural Press contains 144 pages of "varied and unusual graph paper" intended...

Keystone Lounge Chair

$4,900 A+R Store »

The Keystone Lounge Chair is a whimsical piece of furniture brand Please Wait to Be Seated describes as both a "deconstructed take on a Roman arch's elements," and, more accurately, I think, "a magnet for kids of all...

Viking Oil Lamp

$56.50 Etsy »

Take a ceramic Viking Oil Lamp, and light your way in the New Year, dudes. This one is handmade, with each piece being "unique and inimitable," and covered in futhark runes that hopefully ward off bad spirits and additional...