Pee My Plants Watering Statue
Based on Belgium's Manneken Pis, this Pee My Plants Watering Statue is...pretty dumb. Not only because it's a silly gag gift statue of a boy pissing on houseplants to water them, but because to use the Pee My Plants Watering Statue, to make him pee on your plants, you have to pour water from a watering can or some other vessel into his head. Then the water will come out his wee-wee for, I don't know, maybe 10 seconds or so, at which point you have to pour more water into his head, and then more water into his head, until your plant is properly saturated.
In other words, it's just like watering your plant as usual, except the whole process takes about 4 times as long because you have to fill and then wait for it to filter through this novelty intermediary channel depicting a naked boy taking a leak.