Gear

MK Lighter Outdoor Series Windproof Jet Flame Lighters

$16.99 Amazon »

MK Lighter's Outdoor Series of their windproof jet flame pocket lighters are both most pleasing to the eye, and most igniting to your BBQs, lanterns, candles, and campfires. Just don't get so taken with their cool colors...

Bouncy Bands for Middle & High School Chairs

$15.79 Amazon »

Bouncy Bands join bounce houses, bouncing balls, and bouncing from family get-togethers in the bouncing stages of childhood development. Made for middle and high school chairs, Bouncy Bands give fidgety kids a safe and...

14-Inch Industrial Grade Glow Stick

$13.50 Amazon »

Technically, these 14-Inch Industrial Grade Glow Sticks are made for camping, power outages, and emergencies, but I know you dudes take one look at them and think the same thing I do: Schvrmmmmmmm! Kwishuuuuuuuuuu! Let...

Barebones Edison Light Stick

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Here's your first lightbulb moment of 2023, the Edison Light Stick from Barebones. Vintage-inspired and made of brass and copper, the company calls their outdoor lantern-flashlight combo a "completely unique collector's...

ForCatCare Purring Electric Toothbrush for Cats

$64 ForCatCare »

"This product makes your cat love teeth brushing time!" Oh, ForCatCare, ForCat'sSake! Thank you for this purring electric toothbrush for cats. I had a rough go of it after eating too much food and drinking too much drink...

Heatbit - Bitcoin-Mining Space Heater

$1,199 Heatbit »

Heatbit says it's a space heater that also...mines Bitcoin. That is, it warms up to 500 square feet of interior space, while it...generates cryptocurrency. For you to spend. Presumably on the electric bill you'll get...

Boxes in a Box Prank Gift

$38.99 Amazon »

Uh, is the price of the Boxes in a Box Prank Gift a prank too? And here's the other thing: while in an abstract sense I like the idea of watching someone get increasingly frustrated opening a packing product Russian Doll...

Peugeot Clef du Vin Wine Aging Tool

$38.34 Amazon »

The Peugeot Clef du Vin Wine Tool claims it can age a wine one year for every second its "patented metal alloy" is in contact with the liquid. Wow. Now I know metals, and their alloy offsprings, are amazing - I mean...

Bookie Cushion - Whoopee Cushion Bookmark

$7.50 Amazon »

The Bookie Cushion, a whoopee cushion Bookmark from Fred, accomplishes something very rare: it manages to be both the perfect gift for kids and the perfect gift for Dad this holiday season. It could easily slip into your...

Monkey's Fist Espresso Cup

$25 Etsy »

Who wants to take a shot from the Monkey's Fist Espresso Cup? Maker Texas Mud Monger says this espresso sipper is "for all the nautical enthusiasts out there," but I would add it is also for all the enthusiasts of clubbing...

Earthing Universal Grounding Mat

$69 Amazon »

Earthling, meet Earthing, makers of so-called "grounding mats" intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone call Gwyneth...

Wayband Haptic Navigation App & Wristband

$249 Amazon »

Hands-free? That all you got, newfangled tech? Well, Wayband sees your hands-free gadgets, and raises you one that's eyes-free and ears-free too. The Wayband Haptic Navigation App & Wristband is a personal navigator that...

Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie

$24.99 Xbox »

This Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie comes in 2 colors, but only one size. WTF, Microsoft?! You say you're all about diversity & inclusion, but then you go out and make an article of clothing for your gaming console that...

iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger

Discontinued

There's nothing particularly funny about the iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger, I can't not show some Fozzie the Bear love after seeing the name. So here goes: the LinkPod is a 4800mAh fast-charging power bank you can stuff...

Shargeek See-Through Portable Charger

$189 Amazon »

I see what you're doing here, Shargeek. I mean, it's hard not to with the see-through shell around your STORM2 portable power bank revealing all its inner workings and charging capabilities...

NEIKO 4-In-1 Folding Utility Knife

$12.99 Amazon »

The NEIKO 4-In-1 Folding Utility Knife reminds me that even though multi-tools aren't all the rage like they were circa 2015 when Leatherman debuted their Tread, they can still be solid pieces of EDC with, as their name...

NReal Air AR Glasses

Discontinued

They're not unreal, they're NReal. They're not virtual reality, they're augmented reality. NReal Air AR Glasses aren't a bunch of fake shit, they're a bunch of real shit...with a bunch of fake shit sprinkled in to make...

Wallet-Sized Phone Tripod

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The perfect Instagram post or TikTok video is just a wallet-sized phone tripod away. This ultra-thin, 0.4-ounce phone stand and positioner is a piece of pocket EDC for snapshot snappers and footage fiends of all kinds...

Wooden Alien Skull Phone Stand

$145.35 Etsy »

Vadim, woodworker and maker of this Wooden Alien Skull Phone Stand, calls his handmade creation "charming." Ha! Not the "-ing" descriptor I would have gone with over "chilling," "disturbing," or possibly for die-hard...

Cake Topper Shot Glasses

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The only thing better than a tres leches cake is quatro tequilas on top of it. These Cake Topper Shot Glasses see your fluffy yellow sponges layered with rich buttercream icing, and raise you, well, a hearty nip of liquor...

ROVERLUND Airline Compliant Pet Carrier & Car Seat

$159 - $169 Amazon »

ROVERLUND says their award-winning pet carriers, airline compliant for in-cabin travel, and multi-tasking as car seats and mobile dog / cat beds, come in sizes Small and Large. But really they come in sizes Small and...

The Key 83mm Conical Burr Electric Grinder

$1,999 Weber Workshops »

The Key to the perfect cup of coffee or espresso is an 83mm conical burr electric grinder that costs $2,000. At least according to Weber Workshops. But they would say that, being the cats who designed and engineered The...

BALMUDA The Speaker

$399 Amazon »

BALMUDA The Speaker is BALMUDA's much-anticipated follow-up to BALMUDA The...Toaster? Huh. Who knew the experts on steaming bread into toast were also experts on acoustics? Wonder what paradoxical method BALMUDA uses...

Cloth Capsule Glasses Cleaning Cloth & Holder

Now I like the idea of a Cloth Capsule to hold a glasses cleaning cloth at the forever ready on my keychain or backpack, because lenses smudged with sunscreen and greased slick with sweat both impair my vision, and make...