Entertainment
Magnetdabbles Dual-Tip Magnetic Pens & Fidget Toys
Magnetdabbles is for dudes and ladies and kiddos who dabble in many different disciplines, but mostly those involving drawing, doodling, fidgeting, and being mesmerized by magnets. And don't think in choosing their demographic...
Fowling - Portable Football Bowling Game
Fowling is pronounced like "foal" not "fowl," but it's not fooling anyone into thinking the majority of gameplay is going to consist of the latter. In both iterations of the homophone. Combining football and bowling into...
Snoopy Is Joe Cool Motorized Model Kit
This Snoopy Is Joe Cool snap-together plastic motorized model kit is here for all the die-hard Peanuts fans, and maybe even more so for all the dues and ladies with alter-egos out there. Clark Kent, Donald Glover, Calvin...
Skull Dice
Roll the bones, baby! No question why the term applies to these Skull Dice, but do you know why playing dice not stylized to look like human skulls is also referred to as playing "bones"? Yeah, me neither. You should...
Daggerfish Handreels for Backpack Fishing
Fishing. Now that's another skill I don't have and would...not be inclined to learn. Don't get me wrong, these Daggerfish Handreels for backpack fishing look like great designs, and will definitely keep an angler's trekking...
Crotch Staring Cat with Swappable Crotch Parts
A Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts? Being a reluctant, yet attentive, cat owner, I can say this toy from Chinese cartoonist QianLi Ma is not based on real life. At least not in my experience. Now a Crotch...
Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook
Not even looking at the blurb before I write this: if they want to call it Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook, there better be recipes for a big salad, a chocolate babka, a marble rye, and some motherf'ing soup inside...
Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing
The Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing looks like something I would have played on everyday when I was a kid, but is now recalled, discontinued, and outlawed because it's too dangerous, and uncoordinated, sedentary children...
Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths
Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb." Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food?...
Aromatherapy for Parrots
Aromatherapy for Parrots. Um...what? Is this real life? As if aromatherapy for humans weren't enough of a joke, now we need the ultimate guide to smelling your way to calm and happiness for, for birds? No wait, not even...
LEGO Atari 2600
Assembling the 2,532 bricks of this LEGO Atari 2600 building set is going to take, like, 17 hours. AKA the record number I logged for a single day of playing Asteroids when I was 12...
Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike
Despite Indian Motorcyle's best aesthetic efforts, the Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike still looks more like a bicycle than a motorcycle, but hey. At least you don't need a license to ride one. You'll get a few other...
Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic Blaster
We all gotta change with the times, and Nerf is no exception. Sure, the introduction of the brand's first ever gel pellet blaster, the Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic, doesn't mean they're giving up on foam darts and Hyper rounds...
LEGO The Office
The Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is now LEGO'd for business. Please see yourself to Michael's office to enjoy a chat with the World's Best Boss, the conference room in anticipation of this being the day the DVD icon...
Trekking the National Parks Board Game
So many national parks, so little time to hike and camp and do #2s (and then bury them like a responsible nature lover) in them all. Well fret not, my dudes and ladies, because even if you can't hop in the Sprinter Van...
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
The 12-inch menaces are coming for you! You might think How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is a parody, a humorous manual for the coffee tables of lawn ornament enthusiasts. But consider how garden gnomes have evolved...
Juniper Books Lord of the Rings: The Complete Writings
What's in a name? When you're talking Lord of the Rings, years of work, millions of fans, and billions of dollars in book and film revenue. And when you're talking Juniper Books? Dust jackets...
How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks
At first I thought Tom Scalisi and Tanya Watson wrote How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks for Your Home and Garden as a go-to for kids who need an easy gift for Dad or gift for Mom. But now I wonder if it isn't the opposite...
Nerf LMTD Destiny Gjallarhorn Blaster
Is it your destiny to score a Nerf LMTD Gjallarhorn Blaster from Bungie Rewards? You can improve your chances of following the path of a Guardian by acquiring the Gjallarhorn rocket launcher in the Destiny 2: Bungie 30th...
Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis
I figured Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis was a piece of humor writing, released for use as a gag gift, or a coffee table book selected specifically to make my in-laws uncomfortable when they come over. But...
GoSports Slam X 4-Way Volleyball Set
Slam! Da duh duh, da duh duh. No wait, make that, Slam...X! Da duh duh, da duh duh GoSports' 4-way volleyball set is called Slam X, presumably both to signify that it is volleyball to the eXtreme, and to reflect the X-shape...
Giant Boxing Kangaroo Sprinkler
Your kid in a boxing fight versus a giant kangaroo. Now that sounds like a losing battle. BigMouth Toys has even given their kangaroo - Kangaroo Jack - a pair of boxing gloves and the ability to shoot a 360-degree spinning...
Mash'Ems Care Bears - Squishy Surprise Characters
I know these Mash'Ems Care Bears are for kids, but I can't look away from them. Every one of the six squishy surprise characters contained within the Mash'Ems Super Sphere just keeps...staring at me...
Huupe Smart & Interactive Basketball Hoop
Huupe time, Huupe time, Huupe, Huupe! The Huupe, a new smart and interactive indoor or outdoor basketball hoop, doesn't just bring the game to your gym or backyard, it brings the hype too. With the tech to stream on-demand...
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