How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
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The 12-inch menaces are coming for you! You might think How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is a parody, a humorous manual for the coffee tables of lawn ornament enthusiasts. But consider how garden gnomes have evolved. Sure they were all cute and dapper and ready to travel the world in the days of Amelie, but now?
As the How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack subtitle says, you actually do need to learn to Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will).
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