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I came up with this Sexy Santa collection of 20 Naughty Gifts for Your Partner after my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, ix-nayed my inclusion of an item called Candy Nipple Tassels in my roundup of 29 holiday gifts for women in 2021. While I'll admit they're not the classiest gift to give your lady...

The Lady Presents: 29 Holiday Gifts for Women in 2021

And when I say The Lady Presents: 29 Holiday Gifts for Women in 2021, I mean The Lady presents. As in, my lady. She-Ra: Princess of Power. I swore I would never mix business and pleasure, but when my wife saw me about...

The Dude presents dude presents! 31 of them, in fact. And to ensure these gifts for men are gifts for men not just in title, but also in practice, each one has been injected with snakes, snails, puppy dog tails, testosterone, a handful of Dad jokes, and a hint of Old Spice...

Holiday Thrift: 20 Thoughtful Gifts for $15 or Less

I did my Santa's best to come up with a list of 20 gifts I hope you'll agree fall into the category of thrifty and thoughtful, rather than chintzy and cheap. All of the holiday gift ideas are priced at $15 or less (or...

Dude's Must See Products for October 2021 heard you dudes love Squid Game. And Halloween. The biggest LEGO set ever. Throwback cellphones. Vaginas disguised as dinosaurs. And so Dude's Must See Products for October 2021 went out, found all that shit, and compiled it in a nice & neat collections right...

13 Fun Additions to Your Thanksgiving Celebration

Thanksgiving is hands down...no, elementary school art class turkeys made out of hands down my favorite holiday of the year. Why? Four words: gobble 'til you wobble...

I should have found 13 cool products in orange & black to make this compilation even more true to the Halloween spirit I claim it embodies - or rather, disembodies. But I'm lazy, so you get 12...

The Mandalorian Helmet & Baby Yoda Desktop Lights

Paladone's new Mandalorian Helmet and Baby Yoda Desktop Lights are here to spread cheer during the 2021 holiday season, but not to help ring in Season 3 of The Mandalorian before the New Year. With no official release...

Dude's must see products for September 2021 have love on the brain. Love of Fall, that is. And in this case, Fall is about 75% Halloween, and 25% cozying up, cleaning up, and / or decking out your home, garage, and any indoor spaces you'll be spending a lot more time in...

13 Classic Horror Movie Halloween Finds

Of course there are tons more than 13 classic horror movie Halloween finds out there. From human costumes to dog costumes, subtle home decor to life-size yard art, haunted house props to...bath bombs? Indeed, 13 is a...

Home remodels, upgrades, redesigns, and refreshes are still at an all-time high, with the pending arrival of cooler weather and, probably, more COVID indicating to me the Hygge-my-home thing is going to be a favorite pastime for a while to come...

Dude's Must See Products for July 2021

Dude's must see products for July 2021 serve up the sex in Lorals Latex Panties and Crown Nipple Rings, the violence in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster and the Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster, and the aftermath cleanup in...

Many of Dude's must see products for June 2021 take it outdoors. There are backyard and beach games, BBQ gear and adventure gear, the obligatory RV, the Penis Surprise Apron. Yes, that's right. If you're grilling some burgers and dogs, or baking a peach pie, you now have an apron that says, "Dinner...

From Delightful to Disturbing: 15 Personalized Gifts

WARNING: A couple of the personalized gifts in my 15-strong collection of personalized gifts aren't just disturbing, they're a little NSFW. And the last one is both very disturbing and very NSFW. Because when I say "personalized...

These 16 products to help you host a better dinner party won't do all the work for you - you'll probably need a caterer, or your mama, to fill in some pieces here and there. But if you're hoping to create a few Big Night-caliber memories, books for cooking and food & wine pairing, unique and funky...

17 Silly & Funny Father's Day Gifts Dad Will Love

The dad joke's on Dad this Father's Day with these 17 silly & funny Father's Day gifts Dad will love. No, I take that back. No joke, just a gag...gift...or two. Some of my picks are cheesy and corny like the man himself...

Dude's must see products for May 2021, not surprisingly, have a wondrous and wonderful theme running through them: summertime, summertime, sum-sum-summertime, baby! Oh the month of May, the month leading up to the official start of summer, it's almost better than June 20th itself. Because you know...

18 Products to Elevate Your Next Backyard BBQ

Though some of these 18 products to elevate your next backyard BBQ are all about the grill, they're not all about the grill. Some are about the grillin', others are about the chillin'. With the drinkin', dancin', gamin'...

My collection of essential summer gear for the minimalist sees low-profile, low-maintenance, and low-tech products come together to help create perfect, and perfectly simple, summer days. Designs are equal parts beautiful and unobtrusive, and those created for camping, picnics, and other outdoor...

The 12 Best Squirt Guns & Water Fight Gear

Squirt guns and Super Soakers, water cannons and water balloons, even a pair of dunk tanks get their day on my list of the 12 best squirt guns & water fight gear for the summer...

Star Wars Day has come again, and along with saying May the 4th be with you in 2021, I can also offer you this collection of 13 of the best Star Wars gifts the galaxy has afforded us in recent times. Hint: It's a lot of Grogu, aka The Child, aka the beloved Baby Yoda. Darth Vader and Chewbacca make...

Dude's Must See Products for April 2021

Dude's must see products for April 2021 saw a little bit of summer creeping in. A little bit of sweetness - though not the kind that tickles tongue. And, not to ignore what kicked off the month of April, a fair amount...

If you're on the hunt to brighten someone's day, these 15 little gifts should present you with plenty of opportunities. Whether it's a spouse stressed from work, a buddy down on dating, a mama about to have a Mother's Day, or your own self feeling like a 2/10 lately, my collection of fun, funny...

Dude's Must See Products for March 2021

March 2021 marked the 1-year anniversary of my working from home. Working out out from home. Working not to go crazy from staying at home. It's been a long year. But one thing that hasn't changed is Dude's must see products...