Dude's Must See Products for April 2021
Dude's must see products for April 2021 saw a little bit of summer creeping in. A little bit of sweetness - though not the kind that tickles tongue. And, not to ignore what kicked off the month of April, a fair amount of foolishness. Enjoy Dude's must see products for April 2021.
E91: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) They're not anal beads...unless you want them to be; 2) They've got a weighty task, and can get a little crusty; 3) But you'll definitely enjoy the fruits of their labor.
ForeverPen - Super Tiny Inkless Keychain Pen
Tiny, mighty, lasts all night, and whether upside down or underwater, is always ready to go. And that's just the tip - the silver tip - of the ForeverPen, a new super tiny inkless pen from World's Tiniest.
Measuring in at just 0.99" long, the ForeverPen is out to prove smaller is better, or at least endlessly more convenient when you want to add a writing instrument to your EDC.
Intermittent Fasting for Babies
The latest diet fad hits up the earliest years of life. Oh no, sorry, Intermittent Fasting for Babies, like intermittent fasting for adults, isn't a fad. And it isn't a diet. It's an eating pattern. It's a lifestyle. And according to author Dr. Valson Fongo, Intermittent Fasting for Babies is a lifestyle that will change the lives of everyone involved. That is, not just the babies' lives, but perhaps more importantly, Mom's and Dad's lives too.
3-Inch Air Horn
These tiny 3-inch air horns put big sound in the palm of your hand. And also the breath of your lungs. Operating off of human rather than compressed air, the 3-inch barrels require you to channel your inner boogie-woogie bugle boys and girls to create a "blaring and lucid sound" that will grab people's attention during an emergency, a boat trip, a sporting event, or an awesome audio prank.
Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stand
What do you get when you put a chicken on a motorcycle? A badass mother clucker ready to ride the flames! Of the grill. While hoisted up on a beer can. And dead and de-feathered, of course.
Etsy shop Tom's RiDICKulous Things is responsible for this line of Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stands, and indeed the stainless steel grilling companions merit their inclusion in a shop with that name. Motorcycle enthusiasts, grill masters, chicken lovers, and anyone who digs playing with their food are going to get a kick - and a cluck - out of these American Rider, Canadian Rider, and Flaming Rider chicken stands.
DudeIWantThat.com's Vaccingles Night Party Pack
The DudeIWantThat.com Vaccingles Night party pack contains everything you need to plan the perfect mixer for singles who have been vaccinated. In other words, all your beyond-horny friends, plus randos off the street who also look equal parts cool and sexually frustrated. I know, you'll try to blow this off as a joke, or say you and your libido have fared just fine over the last year. But there's no need to lie. And definitely no need to restrict the blowing off to a perceived joke when it could be so much better applied to your steam and genitalia.
I mean, who says your first party out of isolation shouldn't be one of desperation? Come on, it's time to get your come on.
The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I would fall off that thing and die so fast!"
Omni claims to have created the world's first real, legit, get-off-the-ground (way off the ground, McFly!) hoverboard. This is well beyond Back to the Future's famed levitator skating a few inches off the ground, Omni's Hoverboard operates more like a personal flying machine. Or like a pet baby dragon that will take you for rides in the sky.
Sweet Treat Spinning Ice Cream Cone Sex Toy
My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, loooooves ice cream cones. Especially swirly soft-serve ice cream cones. And especially ice cream cones that look like Satisfyer's Sweet Treat, because this ice cream cone isn't so much an ice cream cone as it is an O-ce cream cone. A spinning sex toy for the ladies.
15 Little Gifts to Brighten Someone's Day
If you're on the hunt to brighten someone's day, these 15 little gifts should present you with plenty of opportunities. Whether it's a spouse stressed from work, a buddy down on dating, a mama about to have a Mother's Day, or your own self feeling like a 2/10 lately, my collection of fun, funny, and funky gifts to brighten someone's day are ready to light up the face of just about any someone you've got.
Pool Punisher Inflatable Tank with Water Cannon
The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a decent job of shaping and decorating itself like a military tank ready for battle, and an even better job of taking that battle to water with its "armor": a deep inset seat for a single rider; and a pump action squirt gun able to blast liquid ammo up to 50'.
E93: What Is This Thing?
Hints: They're 2", 3", and 4" long; 2) They will help get you out of hairy situations; 3) They might look blunt, but they're cutting tools.
T-Rex Skull Hard Boiled Egg Mold
What's worse: having egg or your face; or having T-Rex's jaw on your face? Well, now you can have both with Fred's Egg-a-Matic T-Rex skull hard-boiled egg mold!
The kitchen tool sculpts your hard-boiled eggs - post-hard-boiling - into a 3D T-Rex skull replica, creating the kind of dino egg that isn't just edible and delicious, but also a fun philosophical musing! You see the egg doesn't contain a baby T-Rex, but is itself an old, dead T-Rex....
Firebird Nixie Tube Watch
The myth, the legend, the Firebird. Nixie tube timepieces have carved out their niche amongst steampunk fans, tech geeks, and many a bachelor pad, but Nixie Watch Store's Firebird Nixie Tube Watch could look right at home on the wrist of just about any dude with an appreciation for unique design and style.
Despite its showcase of Cold-War-era cathodes, the Firebird Watch comes off as sleek and modern thanks to Nixie Watch Store's chunky geometric case and tire tread rubber band. The case is made of milled and then anodized hard aluminum alloy, with sapphire crystal glass laid over the top to protect the nixie tubes.
What to Eat Food Dice
Hey, it's a food die for a foodie! OK, maybe more like indecisive takeout junkies. What To Eat Food Dice are oversized wooden cubes whose 6 sides each contain the image and name of a different type of cuisine carved into them. Food Dice come either as standard or custom options. The former contains takeout fare such as hamburgers, pizza, tacos, and chicken. For the latter, Etsy shop NOBAist will engrave your die with any 6 food types and images you choose.
Pineapple Grenade Keyboard
It's not that words haven't always been weapons, but this Pineapple Grenade Keyboard depicts how much easier, and deadlier, it is to use them as such today. The 25-key handheld typing companion is a fine manifestation of what happens when we fire off thoughtless comments and sentiments, unproven statements and research, and information whose only certainty is that it's going to get clicks and rile people up: a QWERTY explosion.
New England Hot Dog Bun Pan
Am I the only one who's never heard of a New England hot dog bun, and therefore a New England Hot Dog Bun Pan? WTF is this? It looks like vertically challenged bread, or angel food cake someone flipped over too early after it came out of the oven. I know New Englanders like to deviate from well-established standards (Fluffernutter sandwich, anyone?) but an inside-out hot dog bun - or I guess it's more like an inside-out-and-inside bun? That's bananas! No. That's banana hot dogs!