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Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow
OK, despite what I thought yesterday, a Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow is way better than a TRUFF x Super Mario Bros. Hot Sauce collaboration when you're talking finest of nods to the finest of franchises. Especially if...
The PACK Legging - Yoga Pants for Dog Moms
Not only are The Gentle Pit's PACK Leggings a terRUFFic redesign of yoga pants to better suit dog moms, but The Gentle Pit itself is a company full of empawthy and good-dog deeds. Let's start with the latter...
Pokeboo Packable Rain Boots
You checked the weather before you left for your trip / hike / commute, but still, halfway in, the sky yells, Pokeboo! and unleashes a downpour. Good thing you can Pokeboo! right back if you've got your Pokeboo Packable...
Classic Whip SPF 30 Sunscreen Mousse
Use a tennis-ball-sized swirl of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to protect all the exposed surfaces of your body from UV rays. Then, depending on what you got, use some tennis- / volley- / beach-ball-sized swirls...
Suicoke Padri Sandals
It's officially spring, so naturally I am champin' at the bit to get to summer. These Suicoke Padri Sandals are about as summer-ready as they come, with a cush, walk-to-the-pool contoured footbed, and rubber sole sporting...
Bellroy All-Conditions Card Pocket
Though Bellory calls it an All-Conditions Card Pocket, the "All-Conditions" part indicates this minimalist, water-resistant case is up for carrying any small, condition-sensitive pieces of EDC. Like a Roadie folding knife...
PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottles
B**ch better have my...shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Honey, soy, and sriracha too, if you opt to use the PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottle set for condiments and sauces on a gourmet camping trip, or to stock your AirBnB...
Swoveralls Swovie Shorts
As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...
Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide
I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...
Earwax Cleaner Tool Set
Time for some spring cleaning! Dust off the fans. Mop up the snow-mucked floors. Hose down the patio furniture. And dig out all the built-up earwax from your auditory canals. Here's a little Earwax Cleaner Tool Set to...
Vajacial Mask
A Vajacial Mask? What in the Gwyneth goop is that?! No, that was rhetorical, don't explain it to me. The name says it all. And, hey, what's wrong with a lady giving herself a little soothing and hydrating spa treatment...
Nail Grooming Kit
I'm not grossed out by this nail grooming kit - this extensive nail grooming kit - per se, but...gah! Did they have to make a photo compilation of all the gross-out things you can do with the different tools in it? Including...
Zellerfeld Custom-Fitted 3D-Printed Shoes
Get ready to slip your feet into...your feet. Well, almost. Zellerfeld's forthcoming line of footwear will be entirely custom-fitted to the individual feet that walk in them, thanks to 3D printing and foot scanning technology...
VEJA Fitz Roy Technical Hiking Shoe
Dude. You really gotta be an avid hiker to justify spending $245 on a pair of hiking shoes. I mean, VEJA's Fitz Roy Technical Hiking Shoes are nice enough and all, but...what? Basketball? Naw, dude. You don't need to...
Chess Set in a Ring
I lay down my King and resign. Before even beginning a game on Joe Turner's wonderful, but Grandmaster-level, Chess Set in a Ring. Sorry, make that Grandmaster-vision-and-fine-motor-skill-level Chess Set in a Ring. Made...
Odin Wooden Watch
The only Odin I know much about also goes by the name "Mr. Wednesday," and had the honor of being played by Ian McShane...and then the dishonor of being run into the ground by poor writing and producing on American Gods...
Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses
Be a retro Vermont mountain dude (or lady)...and up your steampunk cosplay game...with a pair of Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses. With their round lenses and leather side shields, Julbo calls the shades "timeless...
Fleece Bunny Hoodie
Now that Valentine's Day is finally over, we can move on to Easter, my favorite holiday of the year. Haha, sike. Easter is dumb too. ... Unless you plan to give me an adults-only Easter basket, in which case, I'll honor...
Overtones Fashion-Forward Hearing Aids
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call the Overtones hearing aids fashionable, but if you dig the look of earbuds and Bluetooth headsets hangin' from your ears, you might. However, I would definitely call Overtones fashion-forward...
Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer
Who's up for a shave and a soak? And by shave, I mean a round of Ballsy B2 Groin & Body Trimmer on the ol' family jewels. And by soak, a session in the Testicuzzi to treat yo'self after all that hard work grooming delicate...
Autodromo Stringback Driving Gloves
Splinters! That's the reason behind driving gloves. I mean, that's what I deduce when Autodromo says, "Throughout the 1950s and into the 1960s, racing drivers relied on the stringback driving glove to protect their palms...
OOFOS OOmg Fibre Low Men's Shoe
What does your OO face look like? If OOFOS has done right with their OOmg Fibre Low Men's Shoe, it should feature droopy eyes, a slack, happy jaw, and possibly some drool. Like any other pair of OOFOS shoes or sandals...
Matador FlatPak Soap Bar Case
If one of the grievances you aired during Festivus last December was slimy soap bars and their bulky plastic travel containers - that invariably let some of the slime slip out into your suitcase or dopp kit - Has Matador...
Smells Like WD-40 Cologne
Ready to get into some more MSCHF? Smells Like WD-40 Cologne comes in hot - but very quiet, nary a squeak to be heard - on the heels of the subversive art collective's Big Fruit Loop. And what is it?...
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