TheraBody SmartGoggles for Sleep, Stress & Pain Relief
No VR worlds lie behind TheraBody's SmartGoggles - unless that's where you go in your dreams. This high-tech headset is built to take you only to Sleep Land, plus the pockets leading up to and in between it, using proprietary...
Swoveralls Swovie Shorts
As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...
Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide
I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...
The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way
Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...
Earwax Cleaner Tool Set
Time for some spring cleaning! Dust off the fans. Mop up the snow-mucked floors. Hose down the patio furniture. And dig out all the built-up earwax from your auditory canals. Here's a little Earwax Cleaner Tool Set to...
Pavashot PenShot Self Defense Pen Launcher
Havashot at the Pavashot PenShot, and sendashot towards a human or animal attacker up to 30' away. The launching of Pavashot's proprietary PAVA aerosol powder will even expose a jagged-edged ring at the end of the self...
Thor's Hammer Mug
Hammer out your quarterly road map with a Thor's Hammer Mug of coffee at the office, and then put the hammer to some pints with a Thor's Hammer Mug (or four) of beer during happy hour after. The Thor's Hammer Mug is quite...
Cement Tissue Box Cover
This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone...
Koto Wood-Fired Hot Tub
Why is everyone using Koto's Wood-Fired Hot Tub also using, um, clothes? Like, what's that lady in the image above wearing in 102-degree water that's basically sitting right next to a campfire? A cardigan? A wetsuit?...
Humunga Chomp Dog Toy
What I would give to see my cat, Zanzibar, with a Humunga Chomp Dog Toy in his mouth. I think I could make a whole Instagram account with pics and videos of him carrying it around, given how contrary a big toothy smile...
Annoying Gift Box
The Annoying Gift Box has 20 bolts its recipient is required to unscrew and remove to gain access to the goods inside. Sounds like a fun prank, right? Especially if you're, say, giving a gift to your girlfriend in the...
Micro Gainz Dumbbell Fractional Weight Plates
Just like a pound here and a pound there with food and booze leads to pants that don't fit, a pound here and a pound with Micro Gainz Micro Plates leads to shirts that don't fit. Because your bulging biceps are about...
Skully Basting Brush
Even though OTOTO didn't do a very good job of matching her likeness in the Skully Basting Brush, I still hope something like a Mulder Masher or Mulder Muddler will follow suit. You know, so the two can team up to investigate...
Xiem Studio Art Bag
Tell me you're artsy fartsy without telling me you're artsy fartsy. The Xiem Studio Art Bag is specially designed for potters, artists, and art students to store all of their tools, paints, putties, glazes, clays, and...
F**k Rug
How do you say, "Welcome?" "F**k." How do you say, "Don't drip shower water on the floor?" "F**k." How do you say, "Here's a cozy place to put your toesies when you get out of bed in the morning?" Yes, that's right...
Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal
According to Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal seller, the Japanese brand OOPSHANA, the "application" of this testicled feline plushie is "everywhere you like, suitable for bedroom, living room, home, office, etc." Hmmm...
PurTrek Hiking Pole Water Filtration System
Stay hydrated, stay upright, and stay hydrated while staying upright with the PurTrek Hiking Pole Water Filtration System. The 7075 aircraft aluminum walking stick has a built-in hollow fiber filter that removes 99.999%...
Xanax Candle
The Xanax Candle, while most obviously a gag gift or white elephant party offering, does endeavor to provide some anxiety relief like its namesake. OK, fine. Maybe not like its namesake, per se, but whatever level of...
E179: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 179 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
The Throttle Opener
The Throttle Opener's got my hand - and mouth, and heart - goin' VROOM, VROOM VROOM! Time to grip hard, gun open some beers, and leave their bottles in the dust as they fly down my throat...
Vajacial Mask
A Vajacial Mask? What in the Gwyneth goop is that?! No, that was rhetorical, don't explain it to me. The name says it all. And, hey, what's wrong with a lady giving herself a little soothing and hydrating spa treatment...
Hacksmith Mini-Saber
I'm pretty sure "Mini-Saber" is just a fancy way of saying "torch lighter," but hey. Whether it's lifehacks, gearhacks, or wordhacks, they don't call themselves "Hacksmith" for nothing...
Plant-House Houseplant Treehouse
You're killing me, Amazing Plant-House! A DIY houseplant treehouse kit might be the one gift my wife, my mama, and myself all want equally, and equally real bad. It's unique and clever for my wife. It's precious for my...
Gladiator Flex Cabinet System for Garage Storage
Gladiator is flexin' some real muscle with their Flex Cabinet System. A garage warrior's wet dream of tidiness and versatility, this modular setup comes in five basic welded steel models, with options to add additional...
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