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UVee Adult Toy Cleaner

$179.99 UVee »

If you're someone who thinks adult toys are dirrrrrrty, the UVee is here to help you clean them right off. In fact, the UV-C sanitizing machine's tagline could be, "Get clean after you get off!" Or, "Get off in seconds...

Kyocera Advanced Ceramic Grater

$14.95 - $22.95 Amazon »

Kyocera, your advanced ceramic graters had me at "Rinses off in a flash, no digging into grooves for lime peel as often happens with steel graters." As a kind and gentle fiance, I occasionally offer to clean up after...

Transformer 6-in-1 Table

$1,062 - $1,742 Transformer Table »

Apparently this Transformer Table is the 2.0 version, so my question is, where the 6 tables in 1 was I when the original came out?! The amount of time my fiancee made me spend looking for the perfect dining table with...

VW Camper Van Toasters

Discontinued

These stainless steel VW Camper Van Toasters are the updated models of this Volkswagen beaut from a few years ago. They're much more sleek and shiny, sophisticated even, than their predecessor, but still radiate the trademark...

Light-Up Star Wars Rubber Ducks

Rubber Chewquacker, you're the one. Definitely my favorite in this line of Star Wars rubber ducks. Though Duck Fadar isn't bad either. I can see his LEDs lighting up as his duckie butt hits the water, and his labored...

Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid

$28 - $34 Kickstarter »

Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...

Mark-Eat! Basting Brush

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OTOTO's Mark-Eat! basting brush is for those who really want to highlight their special rib sauce or make their buttery pie crusts pop. The marker-shaped brush comes in neon yellow and obviously takes the shape of a highlighter...

Post-it Extreme Notes

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Welcome to Post-It Extreme! Where players compete to write the most intense, provocative, daaangerous notes and reminders! You leave a Post-It to pick up milk at the store? Lame! At Post-It Extreme we leave Post-Its to...

Julius Caesar Pen Holder

$22 Etsy »

Et tu, Sharpie? With this Julius Caesar pen and pencil holder you'll be able to stab your buddy Caesar in the back day after day. With up to 14 implements!...

Marvel Origins: A Sequential Compendium

$37 - $160 Pop Chart Lab »

Marvel Origins: A Sequential Compendium is another super graphic issue from Pop Chart Lab. This poster gives superheroes the super treatment, with mini-comics depicting the origin story of 36 Marvel greats...

Doodle World Map Duvet Cover

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This Doodle World Map Duvet Cover acts like it's just for kids, but come on, the desire to draw on your bedspread is ageless. Adult coloring books have become a big thing for stress relief, relaxation, and calming anxiety...

The Emergency Escape Filter

Hyun Yeol Shin's Emergency Escape Filter is a pill that can save your life without ever swallowing it. It functions as a fire escape mask, but without the full-face mask apparatus that can be difficult and time consuming...

Aculief Natural Headache & Tension Relief

$18.06 Amazon »

I just ordered one of these Aculief headache and tension relief clips for myself, and while it hasn't arrived yet, I'm showing it to you now just in case you too have had a giant knot lodged under your shoulder blade...

Vintage Star Wars Displays

$599 - $799 Faraway Vintage »

These Vintage Star Wars Displays began as a personal project for creator Lloyd, himself a Star Wars fan looking for a way to show off his Star Wars collectibles and props. He made 4 to start, 9" x 9" backings with arrangements...

Vortecon Kinetic Desk Toy

$32 - $40 Kickstarter »

The Vortecon isn't just a precision machined desk toy from the same designer who developed the Moondrop, it's an optical illusion. Give the metal cylinder a twist when you're antsy, bored, or need some focus, and get...

American Skillet Company State Cast Iron Skillets

Discontinued

Hey, they made a Michigan mitt out of cast iron, pre-seasoned and ready to cook up some biscuits all the way from the Northport pinkie to the Detroit thenar*. There's a little cast iron something for the Texas dudes and...

SockDock - Washable/Dryable Sock Organizer

Discontinued

Now that I've got my socks locked and loaded into the SockDock, sock-eating washers and dryers can eat my shorts! The SockDock sock organizer stores pairs of socks together between its row of adjustable sliders. Each...

Soy Sauce Sprayer

Use Chef'n's new Soy Sauce Sprayer to season your meat and sushi, add an even coating of savory, salty goodness to your eggs, or refresh your face with a fine umami mist when your skin gets parched. It might be the best...

Mini Liquor Bottle Shot Glasses

$10 - $12 Etsy »

Awwww, these mini liquor bottle shot glasses remind me of the good ol' days, when you could sneak mini liquor bottles onto the airplane with you. My mama always had a few fingers of Jack Daniels lined up in her purse...

Fictional Beer Poster

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Fantastical Fictive Beers compiles an illustrated, and illustrative, rundown of the greatest fictional beers developed for TV shows, movies, and video games. At first I saw the poster and was like, "Holy suds, Batman!...

Pop Culture Pixel Art Prints

$24 - $45 Etsy »

Illustrator Gustavo Viselner applies his pixel art talents to pop culture in this nifty series of movie and TV show prints. From Superbad to Breaking Bad, Star Wars to Stranger Things, the posters take scenes from both...

SWING Convertible Table & Shelf

The SWING convertible table-to-shelf is magic! Not quite Fletcher Capstan magic, but still a pretty sweet design from EVE Collection, especially for those with limited space for furniture...

Banana Table Lamp

$345 2Modern »

A Banana Table Lamp? That's, that's...where's Gwen Stefani to spell it for me? Seletti gives everyone's favorite thick-and-slick-skinned tropical fruit the spotlight it deserves with this whimsical bright white and golden...

Schott Zwiesel Tritan Crystal Wine Glasses

$41.95 - $59.95 Amazon »

Tritan crystal. I still don't know what it is, but I've learned it's very valuable - a gem! - to have in a wine glass. I own some of Schott Zwiesel's Tritan crystal red wine glasses and can attest that they are awesome...