Household

They say this is a Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder. I say, "Ha! Hahahahaha!" You think an unlocked, lift-up lid is going to stop my cat, Zanzibar, from having his way with the Charmin? Ha! Hahahahaha!...

Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld...

Out of Hot Pockets? HotPotIt, and enjoy a meal almost as easy with the Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan. Without a stove in sight, you can heat up soup, fry an egg, cook a steak or chicken breast, boil some noodles...

Well? Did you? Then suck it up, buttercup, and flip on this But Did You Die? Neon Sign as a reminder things could have turned out much worse. You could have drank that last shot of tequila. You could have exertion-vomited...

A home-cooked meal, ahhh. Brava! It's delicious, from the heart, and probably way healthier than anything you would eat out. ... Unless it's burnt. Or takes so long to cook you give up and order takeout halfway through...

A Meownooker? Sounds like a cat lookin' to deliver his goods to a Meownookie. Who will, of course, tell him to take that cookie and stick it up his (yeah). But, no. Meownooker is actually a billiards- / pool-themed toy...

Chilewich created their Worktop for the restaurant and hospitality industry, debuting the custom surface covers at New York's Eleven Madison Park. But as they proved their functionality and style in commercial settings...

Can't lift jack with your hands? Try a hand-powered Lifting Jack. The simple tool enables a single person to lift 300 pounds up to 5-3/4" off the ground with a squeeze of its handle. Use the jack to help you with home...

It seems like most kids who wouldn't be able to press the release button on a LockBlock Knife Set also wouldn't be big enough to reach the knives in a normal knife block set back on the kitchen countertop in the first...

This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone...

What I would give to see my cat, Zanzibar, with a Humunga Chomp Dog Toy in his mouth. I think I could make a whole Instagram account with pics and videos of him carrying it around, given how contrary a big toothy smile...

Even though OTOTO didn't do a very good job of matching her likeness in the Skully Basting Brush, I still hope something like a Mulder Masher or Mulder Muddler will follow suit. You know, so the two can team up to investigate...

The Throttle Opener's got my hand - and mouth, and heart - goin' VROOM, VROOM VROOM! Time to grip hard, gun open some beers, and leave their bottles in the dust as they fly down my throat...

You're killing me, Amazing Plant-House! A DIY houseplant treehouse kit might be the one gift my wife, my mama, and myself all want equally, and equally real bad. It's unique and clever for my wife. It's precious for my...

Gladiator is flexin' some real muscle with their Flex Cabinet System. A garage warrior's wet dream of tidiness and versatility, this modular setup comes in five basic welded steel models, with options to add additional...

Hard headboards, and even most of the soft, quilted ones, don't lend themselves so well to reading and scrolling in bed. And the pillows you sleep on, the ones that move and get mushed down and misshapen when you try...

The Glydeez by Forearm Forklift: The perfect tool to help a person move appliances...or steal a bank safe...solo...

Drift off to dreamland...right after drifting off to Super Smash Bros. and Call of Duty land with a few hours of play right from your Drift Gaming Bed...

Joseph Joseph...Joseph. Just because you've made an ironing board fold into a neat little package, hang out of the way on a door or rack in the laundry room, and look kinda snazzy in a gray polka-dotted suit and lemon...

I don't normally like copycats - in art, writing, or murder - but if these Copycat Art Scratchers will: 1) stop my cat Zanzibar from using my leg and face as his scratching post; and 2) satisfy my wife's desire not to...

Will you ride the rainbow or the monochrome Wav? Anything in between goes too with this minimalist desk organizer from Design Craft Workshop...

Word to that, Shark Coochie Board. And though I've never heard attempts at saying "charcuterie" come out as "shark coochie" before now, it will henceforth be this dude's default pronunciation of the word. Well done, and...

A DNA Plant Trellis, now this is the type of genetic geekery I can get behind. The Planty Print's 3D-printed design is both simple in rose, white, gun metal, or bronze finishes (no rainbow colors for the A, G, C, and...