Burning $100 Bill Area Rug
- Black & Gold 100 Dollar Bill Area Runner Rugs - $39.99
- Many 100 Dollar Bills Area Rug - $60.99
- Machine Washable $100 Bill Non-Slip Rug - $11.08
- 100 Dollar Bill Bath Mat Set - $23.99
Your hundo's burning a hole in your pocket, mine's burning a hole in my floor. The Burning $100 Bill Area Rug. What a disturbing showstopper. And not just for its detailed minting and realistic flames, but for the message it sends. American currency - and the most revered of its bills, I'd argue - set on fire and turned into a 4' x 6' carpet. It's nothing if not a metaphor for...for....
You know, it's always me telling you things about these products and their meanings. I'm such an ass. How about this time, I listen to your hot takes? You tell me what the Burning $100 Bill Area Rug signifies. Greed? Inflation? Wasting money on a stupid runner? Falling asleep before blowing out the aromatherapy candles, and suffering the consequences of your cat knocking one over?
I know, I low key just told you anyway. I'm the worst. Next I'll show you a Burning The Dude Area Rug.
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