Household
LED Soap Dispenser with Light & Motion Sensors
This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...
Can Colander
What, the Can Colander thinks it can just plop on into my canned tuna and black beans, and take away the joy of slicing my finger when I attempt to use the sharp aluminum lids I just cut off them to strain out the liquid?...
Magic Tap Automatic Drink Dispenser
Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion...
Flame Effect Light Bulbs
Brainstorm! These flickering flame effect light bulbs burn blue or orange atop an E26 bulb base - i.e., the standard size for most of your lamps, electrically wired skeletons, and Uncle Fester...
Kitchen Squeegee & Countertop Brush
In thinking of what to tell you about this kitchen squeegee and countertop brush combo, I started thinking a lot about the word "squeegee." And then I started saying "squeegee" over and over again in my head. And you...
Grinch Christmas Tree Decoration & Ornament Holder
I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...
The Addams Family Uncle Fester Lamp
Fester's Quest, based on the 1960s Addams Family TV show, was the first non-Mario, non-Tetris Nintendo game I ever got. It was really hard, and I sucked at it. Usually I died within 10 minutes, and spent the next 2 hours...
Shape Your Own Cake Silicone Molds
She-Ra: Princess of Power baked me a cake today. Custom-shaped using a set of link-and bend silicone molds like these. It's a yellow cake with chocolate chips, frosted in mint chocolate icing, and decorated with...I don't...
Welaxy Drawer Organizer Trays
Desk a cluttered mess? Junk drawer overflowing? Workshop look like a tsunami victim? Craft room - oh Baby Jesus, the craft room... Just take a deep breath, and Welaxy...
Prepara Tastemaker Liquor Infuser
Prepara's Tastemaker Craft Liquor Infuser knows it takes you mere seconds to pour a shot of vodka, a minute to mix a vodka tonic, and a couple more to shake up the perfect Lemon Drop or Bloody Mary. But. If you're willing...
Staircase Storage Basket
Welp, this Staircase Storage Basket is certainly a step up from strewing toys and books and shoes across the stairs. But would Marie Kondo wet herself over it? Would she approve at all? Or consider the wicker basket an...
Chopsy Smart Chopping Board
From the Chopsy Chopping Board test kitchen: Chop, chop, everyone gather 'round. I've just met with the board and have some cutting remarks to share with you. We're almost ready to send slashers into the homes of all...
Talon Ice Tongs
You think you have to protect your little furry friends from the sharp claws of flying predators? Better start minding your ice cubes too. The Talon Ice Tongs are coming for them...
iSiLER Portable Ceramic Space Heater
It's fitting that the iSiLER Portable Ceramic Space Heater is bright yellow because that color communicates sun and warmth. And also mustard. And if you were around this time last year, French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream...
Bacon Clothesline
What's shakin', bacon? Aw, you know. Just hangin' out. The Bacon Clothesline is a statement piece made to get conversations, and salivary glands, flowing. Made for cooks, foodies, and Santa Claus (because what do you...
O3 Pure Ozone Eco Laundry System
The O3 Pure Eco Wash is an ozone-generating unit that connects to your existing washer, bringing your dirty clothes a green laundry system that cleans without soap, detergent, or anything resembling a Tide Pod. Best of...
Alarm Signaling Device - Intruder Trip Line Booby Trap
Set booty traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder-... Dude, it's "booby traps." That's what I said! Booby traps! God. These guys! So like I was saying, set booby traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder...
Alessi Firebird 2.0 Arc Lighter
Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...
The Lost Atlantis Sea Monster Desk Light
The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...
deeTOOL MAN Door Draft Stopper
deeTOOL MAN says installation of their Door Draft Stopper "is a breeze," Hmmm. Given what the cold air barricade is intended to curtail, I might have gone with a different expression. Like, installing the Door Draft Stopper...
Barfly Tapered Beech Wood Ice Pick
Seeing the Barfly Tapered Beech Wood Ice Pick reminds me I wanted to ask: Mind if I pick your brain for a moment?...
Basketball Bunk Bed
Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...
Lost Souls Gothic Skull Glass-Topped Table
Have you ever skulled a beer? The Lost Souls Gothic Skull Table has a roomy glass top ready and waiting for you to skull, what, at least a dozen of them. Go ahead, plunk them down on the ol' cranium. But...gently. And...
The Poop Knife
The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good...
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