Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament
"Hey baby, try out your snow blower on this!" OK, maybe the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament isn't so much dirty as he is 4/10 inappropriate, 8/10 obnoxious, and 10/10 only invited to Christmas because he's a Dirty Santa gift your wife felt bad throwing out. (Replace "Dirty Santa gift" with "cousin by marriage" or "Boomer uncle" and the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament could also be a member of just about any of our families.)
Though admittedly not a gift for kids, the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament gets his name more from innuendo and double entendres than actual vulgar talk and profanity. Pushing his belly produces cornball phrases like the snow blower comment above, plus "How about I throw these snowballs in your face?", and "Ha ha ha, what carrot?"
His cousin, if you want to build a dirty talking Christmas tree ornament theme, is this Gingerbread Man.
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