Household

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

Newton's Cradle meets abacus meets the first day of creation in these balance lamps with magnetic switches. Li Zanwen created the desk lamp design with a pair of magnetic wooden balls on strings at the center that attract...

This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 3-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who's...

This crafty cocktail kit is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. The home mixologist's set comes with everything you'll need to infuse your booze - be it whiskey, bourbon, or craft cocktails - with a little smoldering barrel...

They say good things come in small packages, this dude thinks the Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree proves the saying is true even for Christmas trees. What a fine addition to my wife's meticulously-laid...

It's about that time of year. The time that anyone with a new roommate starts to assess exactly how he or she feels about said roommate. Best bud, mortal enemy, tolerable nuisance, unfortunate insertion into the human...

When I see the word "Scrubba" all I can think of is my Uncle Orville. Gettin' all hot and ornery with my cousin Stoobie when we were kids and he refused to take a bath. "You grimy ground crawler," he'd yell, "if you don't...

Years ago I told my now-wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, this: "I will get you a cascading waterfall of burning incense for Valentine's Day if you promise not to use the thing as a cauldron and Double, double toil and...

Oh. My. Dog. Anti-slip pads for pooch paws are the newest way for dog owners to make life easier for their pets by way of making their pets miserable. Booties weren't bad enough? Now we need a method for removing from...

I haven't slept on this Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Or Bob Vila. The Mighty Marvel Thor's Hammer Tool Set obviously arrives housed in a case molded to look like Mjolnir...

I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...

Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Pressure Washer Gun...with Swivel, a tool so mighty it might just make your garden hose cower...

This Swiss Army tool will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if you have the key and all. The KeySmart is a keychain designed...

This infrared sauna blanket says it will amp up your beauty sleep. Designed like a sleeping bag - or a body bag, if that's where your dark mind goes - the portable sauna has 6 heat settings to toast your bones between...

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...

Some people believe that a blaring alarm shattering the silence of our slumber and tearing our eyes open in the still-blackness of a winter morning isn't so good for the body. Dreamegg, makers of the Sunrise 1 alarm clock...

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...