Teva Ember Moc Slippers
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Teva's Ember Moc slippers might have Dad Joke written all over them, but I don't care. I want some. Teva says they're like sleeping bags for your feet. Who can resist sleeping bags for your feet?! Not me.
The slip-on Mocs have comfy quilted stitch details on the top, with polyester overlays around the toe box perimeter for some very basic water and mud protection. The shoes' rib knit collars remind me of the sleeves to the winter coat I had in elementary school, which provides further evidence that a pair in - hmmm, Picante or Winter Moss? - is going on my Christmas list.
Ember Moc outsoles are made of rubber, and midsoles of EVA foam for lightweight cushioning. The slippers also come in women's colors and sizes.
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