Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Sneakers

This Handbook for the Recently Deceased contains 220 blank pages. I don't know if that's better or worse than Adam and Barbara Maitland's gibberish-filled version. Perhaps better, as at least buyers can fill this one...

According to the Handbook for the Recently Deceased, the Beetlejuice Terrarium is an accurately-depicted scale model of the Maitland-Deetz estate, replete with fence posts, dirt driveway, the foreboding, Burton-esque...

While I appreciate the idea of a Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy, looking at this Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy from Gemmy makes me wonder: What the Otho Fenlock is that amoebic green half-horseshoe snot mustache...

I've been walking by a 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm every day for the last 2 weeks, courtesy of the best neighbor ever who installed one in his front yard, alongside this 6' inflatable black cat with rotating head...

I can't think of a better way to greet my guests, guard my house, and make myself feel perpetually on the brink of getting the shit kicked out of me than the mounted head of Christopher Walken. The most disturbing former...

Rumors abound that Nike will be releasing the Nike Air Mag shoes Marty McFly wore in Back To The Future II. This could be the biggest sneaker news since... sneakers started making the news. I can't wait to get a pair...

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is not a fan of Reebok's Ghostbusters Ghost Smashers Shoes. They contain a word in their titular description that P's her right O: "Men's." On the store page for the Ghostbusters collab...

Vibram, your Furoshiki wrap sneakers have floored me. See, I thought I'd pretty much covered all the wackiest (and also most visually assaulting) athletic / comfort shoes you can buy with discussions of Crosskix, KEEN...

Total comfort and relaxation without looking like a hobbit. This is the objective of TI:ME slippers. Though I would contend that the Kickstarter project's soft-soled, plush-lined, yoga-matted, walking-on-Air Jordans go...

While I haven't tried Parasoles myself, I have seen the funky sock-shoes in action on another dude at my gym. He flippin'-tires loves them. Always tries to get me to try them on and see for myself, but uh, these so-called...

Nike is a little early for April Fool's Day, but I guess they wanted to get the Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" word out soon into the 2019 PGA Tour, and build some hype for the sneakers. Which, as far as I can tell, are real...

Oh boy, sneaker shoppers. Nike Fit, an app-based scanner that uses computer vision, machine learning, AI, and recommendation algorithms to find your perfect Nike shoe size, is about to hit the Nike app online store. Let...