Viper Ring
- 925 Sterling Silver Punk Snake Ring - $16.99
- Gold Snake Ring - $12.99
- Black Snake Ring - $12.99
- Pair of Coiled Snake Skeletons Ring - $25.00
- Snake Earrings - $16.99
Welp, it's better than having a viper around your neck. This Viper Ring turns the Mangshan pit viper into a beautiful, formidable piece of jewelry. Its head sits atop your finger, while its body, er, snakes around either side to hold the ring in place. Designer Coppertist.Wu made the deliberate design decision to coil the snake's body without fusing it at the bottom so there is some adjustability even between set sizes.
The Viper Ring is made of decidedly non-venomous 925 sterling silver, with a pair of 1mm black ziron eyes further enhancing its aesssthetic.
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