The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner

If you like the looks of this Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser, but are worried installing one in your own bathroom might delay or inhibit your preferred habits and routine, just stop right now. Because maker...

Is Hyge taking its name from the Danish Hygge? Are the flushable, biodegradable wet wipes suggesting that putting flushable, biodegradable wet wipes on a toilet paper roll will help us achieve the sense of comfort, togetherness...

This one's for the ladies! The Kula Cloth looks like a potholder, and indeed has highly absorptive powers, but in this case the camping and hiking companion isn't sucking up heat, it's sucking up pee. The Kula Cloth is...

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

Asswipes look like some real sophisticated wet naps. They must be flushable wipes from the French. Probably pronounced Ass-wee-pays...

This after sex towel considers itself "unique and clever" for taking a plain white terry cloth towel and embroidering the word "Sperm" across it. (Or, if you prefer a little more slang and vulgarity in your terminology...

Drop Wipes know how it goes: another day, another deuce dropped by some a-hole bird on your car hood...windshield...trunk...exact part of the driver's side door handle you have to touch to get in. But help could be just...

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...

What the fucupcakes did I just get all over my hands? Is this batter? Mud my wife's cousin's dog tracked into the kitchen? POO my wife's cousin's kid shat in the kitchen?!...

My appreciation for wipes has grown exponentially as I've gotten older. Now I'm mostly talking about the wipes used on the opposite end of the body as Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes, but I've also developed...

Surviveware made Biodegradable Wet Wipes because they know a happy camper is a camper who isn't encased in mud. Who doesn't reek of BO. Who still manages to feel so fresh and so clean after doing a doodie in the woods...