Realistic Human Thumb Tacks
Stay organized...even if you're all thumbs with a set of Realistic Human Thumb Tacks from This Is Michie's Shop. The push pins are hand-sculpted from polymer clay, so no actual human thumbs were harmed in their making, but if you're not careful, human thumbs could definitely be harmed in their application.
The thumb tacks are lightweight enough for use in cork boards, and sell in sets of 4. They'd made a great white elephant gift.
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9mm Bullet Casing Push Pins
They pulled the trigger so you can push the pin. This set of 8 Bullet Casing Push Pins come to you and your cork board from real, once-fired, American-made 9mm bullets. Seller Lucky Shot promises the conversion of the...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling
How do you declare a thumb war in Wookieespeak? Yeah, that's right, 1, 2, 3, Raaawwwrrr! Time to suit up, buckle down, and probably tie one on, Cornelius, because I challenge you to a lightsaber duel. From the knuckles...
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Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool
Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...
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Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening
I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...
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The Thumbsaver
Why didn't I think of this? Probably because I've only hammered a few times in my life and it was usually into drywall. In a world of tools born from overdone simplicity, this is actually practical and functional. Protects...
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Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers
Choose your luchador champion and get your wrestlin' thumb ready because, Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Quien declara una guerra de pulgares? Yo!...
Spinning F Pin
When indecision strikes or words fail you, let fate decide the most appropriate way to F the situation. This enamel pin secures to your lapel where it will always be within finger's reach and ready to spin-a-fuck the...
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Hideez Digital Key
The Hideez Key is your 9-gram knight in digital armor. The password storage and protection device uses Bluetooth (specifically RXP proximity profile of Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy communication protocol) to sense and connect...
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Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin
Let everyone know how you're faring this year with a Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin. The horizontal health meters charge up in sunlight, and then glow neon green in the dark at your choice of Full Life, Mostly Alive...
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Friendship Test Pin Set
Why do I have to take a friendship test? Cornelius is my bro, he knows I'd do anything for him. Come over and jump his car at 6 a.m. Wingman him at an interpretive dance performance and reception the barista he's horndoggin'...
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Butts on Things Stickers, Pins & Artwork
What's up, Taco Butt? Hey there, TARDASSSS! Yo, yo, I see you've got S'more junk in the trunk. No insult and no judgement with my comments, just a sheer appreciation for your Butts on Things sticker, pin, and artwork...
Pin City Wall Maps
Felt wall maps of Amsterdam, Berlin, London, New York, and Paris for people who live in or have visited or just sorta like the idea of Amsterdam, Berlin, London, New York, and Paris. All come with 15 push pins for marking...