Zombie Bodysuit Halloween Costume
- Zombie Men's Morphsuit - $41.78
- Women's Sugar Skull Cat Costume - $30.82
- Hands Covering Boobs Swimsuit - $21.99
- Men's Anatomical Bodysuit Costume - $59.94
- Bloody Knee-High Tights - $2.22
And thanks to the Zombie Bodysuit's Italian Lycra construction, when Halloween is over, ladies, you can wear the sexy sweat-wicker to the gym, and be the sassiest spinner in Soul Cycle or most spirited hip shaker in Zumba class.
The Zombie Bodysuit Halloween costume comes out of Etsy shop Badinka, which also sells a ton of other sexy, Badinka-dink-accentuating bodysuits for holidays and cosplay. This zombie is a one-piece costume with long sleeves and a hidden back zipper closure. Badinka says its 360-degree graphics are "flawless," and the saturated colors are true to the photos you see here.
For me, the overall effect of this Zombie Bodysuit is nothing short of stunning - the perfect mix of morbid and hot. But I do wonder how much of that is due to the model and her hair and makeup, all of which are works of art equal to the costume.
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