Chip on Your Shoulder Costume
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- Dairy Cow Inflatable Costume - $49.99
- Men's 80's Hairband Costume - $43.14
- Axl Rose Costume - $15.02
- The Mandalorian The Child Shoulder Sitter Costume Accessory - $20.93
Ah, the Chip on Your Shoulder Costume. Halloween garb that's as tasty as it is punny, and made especially for those like myself who aren't into the whole dress-up thing, and don't put much thought into what we're going to wear to a costume party until a couple days before. Or, uh, a couple hours.
In which case, you might not have time to order Duel Design Shop's Chip on Your Shoulder Costume, but considering the whole thing is just 1 giant potato chip with a safety pin for attaching it to your Emo Football T-Shirt, you could DIY the costume with a nice Dorito and some Gorilla Glue.
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