Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket
What is a Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket made of? An interior lining of minced chicken, soaked and crisped bread crumbs, and savory caramelized onions. The outside, in a surprise appearance, and an affront to people who hate it when different foods on their plate touch each other, is smothered in velvety cranberry sauce.
Yeah, yeah, that's all to say the Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket consists of a Stove Top "Stuffloral" print lining and crushed garnet velvet exterior. The stuffing-adorned pocket square is included too, for some extra help wiping the gravy off your chin and cleaning the turkey leg grease off your m-...entire face.
Now, who still has a pair of Gluttony Pants to wear with the Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket?