Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit
Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan himself says, "The hardest choices require the strongest wills."
Another, perhaps more embraceable application of the Thanos swimsuit could come when you're looking for a Halloween costume in October. I'm sure you could find enough Avengers one-pieces, trunks, and bikinis out there to take a whole Endgame crew trick-or-treating.
For those of you wondering whether or not a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit will flatter your figure, its seller notes the suit is high cut at the leg and provides moderate bottom coverage. It has a scoop neckline and a high back with wide shoulder straps. Basically, it's made for a strapping Titan.
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