Conor McGregor F*ck You Pinstripe Suit
- Conor McGregor 49-1 T-Shirt - $18.99
- Zero Fox Given T-Shirt - $14.50
- Go Fork Yourself T-Shirt - $16.50
- The Pilgrims Were Assholes Baby Onesie - $18.00
- Reebok Conor McGregor UFC Geeked Up Championship Edition Shirt - $9.82
I don't know how long the rest of the world will remember the Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather fight after it's over, but anyone who drops $6,500 on a David August Fuck You pinstripe suit like the one McGregor wore to their first joint media spectacle will surely hold the face-off close to his heart - and across his chest and back, and up and down his arms and legs - for a lifetime.
David August originally made the 3-piece wool suit, pinstriped in a sans-serifed, all-capped "Fuck You" on repeat, as a special order for McGregor. But its message resonated so deeply with fans that the luxury tailor decided to release a limited edition Eff You Suit for anyone else jonesing to drive their point home. Boss presenting your ideas as his own at the next all-hands meeting? Get a wedding invitation from the ex who broke your heart...when she left you for your cousin? Going to the Mayweather-McGregor fight, and just want to show off your fanboydom?
David August says Eff You in woven navy Super 130's wool, custom tailored to the buyer's measurements. The suit also features:
- French-facing construction
- Stacked "kissing" working buttons on sleeve cuff
- Purple camouflage silk lining
- 1/16" hand-stitched detailing
- Two-button, side vent jacket
- Vest in single- or double-breasted
- Numbered and signed by David August Heil
If you're looking for a less expensive, albeit less classy way than a 3-piece suit, way to send someone a giant Fuck You, check out the Go F Yourself Condom Card.
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