Primal Pit Paste Natural Deodorant
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Ready for an all natural, chemical-free, paleo-approved armpit rubdown? Primal Pit Paste, in addition to sounding formidable and manly, is a deodorant made with only real, organic ingredients, such as coconut oil, baking soda, and arrowroot powder. Mmmm, sounds like the start of my girlfriend's recipe for gluten-free dinner rolls. Primal Pit Paste uses no aluminum, parabens, or GMOs.
Primal Pit uses baking soda to neutralize the bacteria that cause body odor, and the coconut oil and arrowroot power, plus shea butter to create the deodorant's smearable consistency. To each pasty base, Primal Pit also adds sunflower-derived Vitamin E to soothe your skin and essential oils to further mask your personal stench. Oils create scents including Thyme & Lemongrass, Orange Creamsicle, Jacked Up Jasmine, Lavender, and--ugh! smell of my worst karma--Patchouli.
Primal Pit Paste Natural Deodorant is handcrafted and packaged in Austin, TX, but if you do a Google search for "coconut oil arrowroot baking soda deodorant" you can learn how to handcraft and package it in your own living room too.
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