balldo - Ball-Dildo to Double Your Penis Count (NSFW)
- Studyset Master Series Stainless Steel Adjustable Pussy Clamp - $14.99
- Double Penetration Stimulator Wand - $28.99
- 6" Jelly Soft Shaft with Suction Cup Toy - $38.99
- 9" Strap-on Dildo - $42.53
- Face Strap Dildo - $43.99
"Make 2021 the year of ballsex!" Well, balldo, it's not the worst idea anyone's ever had. Plus, given all the horrible things 2020 was the year of, and the lackluster way 2021 has kicked off, a brand new ball-dildo that will instantly double the number of dicks a dude has, is certainly the most ballsy way to turn things around.
If you agree, and the balldo has pricked or tes-tickled your interest, head over to the balldo website to sign up for notification of their crowdfunding campaign launch. It's expected to ball-sex up Indiegogo beginning February 2021. Testi-cocks, double penetrations, and ballgasms, here we come!
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Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you...
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D*ck in a Box is back! Just in time to dil-dole out some good times at the office and an April Fool's Day gift or two. Like many popular send-it-anonymously pranks, maker Witty Yeti will take a sworn oath to mail your...
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Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...
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And you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night. The Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit will put your relationship skills to the testes, requiring both partners to perform dick moves to assist one in...
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I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service...
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My foot in your ass doesn't sound so bad when I'm wearing Rose in Good Faith's recycled sex toy shoes, 'eh? Called Plastic Soul, the slip-ons look like a cross between Crocs and New Balance 624 Dad sneaks, neither of...
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Kraken Dildo
Unleash the Kraken Dildo! Seven inches long and suction-cup ready for anal penetration! ... Uh, what? On second thought, dude, keep that thing to yourself. I'm still reeling over the Corn Dog Butt Plug...
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Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator
Usually when I come across things like the Tenga Flip Hole on Amazon, a random oblong instrument or box with a button, and a title that gives no indication of what the F it is, I just assume it has something to do with...
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The very best male masturbatory aids always have been and always will be porn - obviously - but recent developments in sex toy tech and gadgetry, and the fact that dating is even trickier during a pandemic than it is...
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At first I was like, Who the h-e-double-boner named this kitchen tool "Paco's Taco Stroker?" I'm going to make so many masturbation jokes when I write about it. And then I looked closer and was like, Holy hard-on! They...