Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments
The Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments don't come right out and say the secret compartments are secret joint compartments, but come on. The secret compartments are inside the long, tubey temple ends of the sunglasses. And what's pretty much the only long, tubey item you'd want to hide in secret compartments?
No, not a reusable straw, Dad.
If you needed any further proof, the stems of the sunglasses detach at their natural joints to access the secret compartments and their contents.
The Retro Sunglasses come in a handful of retro colors, perfect for festival season.