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Offensive Pens Bundle Pack

Posted: November 26, 2022
Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
  • Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
  • Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
  • Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
  • Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
  • Offensive Pens Bundle Pack
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Become the President of the PEN15 Club with an Offensive Pens Bundle Pack. Brought to you by the makers of Offensive Crayons, Offensive Pens come in Demotivational and Office Supplies themes, and rather than describing off-color colors you'll make art with, express unsentimental sentiments you'll either: A) think over and over in your head all day long; or B) have the Karen in your life whine out loud. Over and over. All day long.

I'm gonna beat my Karen, whose actual name is Aunt Jan, to the punch and give her her own set of Demotivational Pens this holiday season. And the second half of the bundle, the Offensive Office Supplies Pen Set, has "white elephant party" written all over it.

No, actually it has "That's not my job," "Per my last email," "This meeting could have been an email," "Oh, for fuck's sake," and "I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow" written all over it.

Demotivational Pens go with "You can be replaced," "It will probably get worse," "Failure is always an option," "You're going to fuck it up at some point," and "Dream big. Then settle."

The 10-strong Offensive Pen bundle of downers and workplace riler uppers is available here from the Offensive Crayons online store.

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