Crescendo 2 - The Bendable Bluetooth Vibrator
From MysteryVibe: Bring a new vibe into the bedroom - quite literally. Dubbed "The Best Sex Toy for Men and Women" by sex therapists, there are multiple reasons the bendable smart vibrator, Crescendo 2, is highly rated time and time again. It bends over backwards to deliver powerful vibrations where you want them. Literally.
This vibrator bends into multiple shapes to fit you and your partner's individual body and preferences. Because let's be honest, one-size-fits-all doesn't work for every body. Not only does this vibrator bend over backwards to please, but it's so customizable it's like having 4 different sex toys in 1, so there's always a new bedroom adventure to embark on. Elevate sex to explosive with the vibrator designed to mimic human fingers and reach erogenous zones with masterful precision. Hit all the right spots - his and hers - even ones you didn't know existed. Loaded end to end with six powerful motors, sixteen intensity levels, and customizable vibration patterns, Crescendo 2 delivers toe-curling vibrations for intense orgasms. Give her the Holy Grail of orgasms with simultaneous G-spot and clitoris stimulation. Explore anal play, P-spot paradise, or curve it around the penis to upgrade any foreplay. Up the ante and control her pleasure from a distance with the free smartphone app.
Orgasms are the gift that keeps on giving. Discover a new sexual adventure with your partner every time with Crescendo 2 from MysteryVibe.
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