Sirius P5 Sci-Fi Earbuds with Interchangeable Cases

$89.95 Gravastar »

GravaStar has some Sirius sci-fi and Sirius cyberpunk for audiophiles in their Sirius P5 Earbuds. The company says it's the first to offer interchangeable cases to house and charge wireless buds, and their debut line's...

Butt Be Dry Portable Waterproof Seat

$19.99 Amazon »

Nothin' like sittin' on a wet stadium seat, picnic bench, or muddy slab of ground. Especially when the wetness really starts permeating your skin and making your butt itchy. Numb and itchy if it's cold out! And now here...

Medusa Bodysuit

$98 Amazon »

Snakes and temptation always seem to go hand-in-hand, and this Medusa Bodysuit is no exception. Sssexy, sssee-through, and ssslithering with ssserpents that maybe will, maybe won't cover up a lady's naughty bitsss, the...

Zippo Mag Strike

$15.64 Amazon »

Zippo-dee-doo-dah, Zippo-dee-ay / My, oh, Mag Strike will add a spark to your day. Or, or, how about: Dudes, I built a big ol' pyre / Come on, Mag Strike, light my fire...

Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag

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The Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag knows exactly what it's doing naming itself the Ballsak. And I'm here for it, even though I don't have any cue balls, billiard balls, pool balls, or really any balls but the two permanently...

E163: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 163 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair

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The Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair is well suited for getting babies to stop fussing and rocking them to sleep. So I'm definitely getting one as a gift for my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power...

Screwdriver Ring

$85 Yetch »

The screwy thing about this ring is...literal. And only literal, because the Screwdriver Ring isn't weird or messed up at all. It's awesome!...

Dweller-Ti Wood Stove - Titanium Outdoor Fireplace

$495 Pomoly »

The Dweller-Ti Wood Stove is a lightweight outdoor fireplace made of TA1 titanium and high temperature refractory glass. It combines the forces of Pomoly and Green Stove to produce a wood burner for hot tent and winter...

The Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer

$45 Etsy »

Is it weird to say whatever this Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer is puking up looks delicious? What is that, a Grasshopper cocktail? Maybe some sort of liquid key lime pie? As long as it doesn't taste like the vomit...

Presenting the alphabet. It's basically the same as saying "Gifting the alphabet," but has a clever play on words because I'm also presenting you choices of gifts / presents that start with letters of the alphabet. In this case, those gifts start with the letter "A."...

Eyebrow Razor

$9.99 Amazon »

Just a little off the bottom...a little off the top. Bring it in on the left...and the right. There! Check it...Ahhhhh! Mama! I have Hitler eyebrows!...

Creature Feet Shoes

$160 - $325 Etsy »

I've never much cared for hoofin' it, especially when I have my friend Cornelius to drive me, but these Creature Feet Shoes are giving the term a whole new and exciting meaning in my world. Not that I'd ever wear what...

Roof Gutter Cleaning Tool

$15.99 Amazon »

Cleaning out your roof gutters by hand: more or less gross than scooping out pumpkin guts by hand? This roof gutter cleaning tool does for the unsavory task of removing leaves and gunked-up debris from your roof drainage...

OptiWand Pincher Contact Lens Insertion & Removal Tool

$18.99 Amazon »

I OptiWander how anyone could stick this contact lens plunger near their eyeball. Then again, since the alternative is a finger, I also OptiWander how anyone could wear contact lenses at all. One thing this dude do not...

Rearview Bicycle Camera

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Cyclists, make sure you see the car that's about to sideswipe you in full-color 1080P with this rearview bicycle camera from Funle. It streams real time video of what the H-E-Double-Wheels is going on behind you and...

Outlery Portable & Collapsible Cutlery Set

$59.99 Amazon »

Outlery's portable and collapsible cutlery sets remind me of a fun fact about myself: I can be anywhere, at any time, and suddenly start singing in my head the words, All I wanna do is eat some food to the tune of Sheryl...

Dryer Vent Cleaning Kit

$29.99 Amazon »

Nothing like the smell of fresh laundry and burning lint! This dryer vent cleaning kit comes with 4 professional tools for DIY sucking out and scraping up lint and debris buildup from your clothes dryer vents and ductwork...

Smell Training Kit for Smell Loss & Scent Distortion

$24.99 Amazon »

I don't imagine a smell training kit designed to "help regenerate damaged neural pathways in your nose after experiencing smell loss (anosmia), reduced smell (hyposmia), or distorted smell (phantosmia)" would have gotten...

Black Cat Bra

$26.97 - $54.95 Adore Me »

Ladies, want some kitties for your titties? And your kitty, because this black cat bra also comes with a matching thong. The lingerie set from Adore Me adds a pair of cute cat pasties to an unlined black tulle bra, plus...

Double Ring Pry Bar

$54.99 Etsy »

This Double Ring Pry Bar from Teale Designs looks awesome! Kind of like a smashed C&B, wherein the testicles have both shifted to one side under the weight of the steamroller, or your angry ex-girlfriend, or whatever...

Dangerous Games to Play in the Dark

$12.09 Amazon »

Dangerous Games to Play in the Dark by Lucia Peters clarifies that what we're dealing with here are adult night games, midnight games, sleepover activities, and magic & illusions books. So, yeah, all the creepy occult...

Giant Charcuterie Boards

$500 - $1,500 Etsy »

Forget Arby's, ye who have one of these giant charcuterie boards are ye who have the meats. And the cheese. And the nuts. And hopefully the complementary dried fruits and tasty jams. Kristopher Kirkpatrick handmade the...

Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

$317.68 Amazon »

Four square, a kinda boring game, meets ping-pong, a kinda fun one in the Hyper Pong 4-way table tennis set. They call the mashup "action-packed," and I believe it, because with that big X of criss-crossing nets to hit...