Night Vision Driving Glasses

$16.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...

LifeStraw Personal Water Filter

$14.95 - $17.95 Amazon »

LifeStraw, a Time Magazine Invention of the Year Winner, removes a minimum of 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria. In areas plagued with dirty and unsafe drinking water, it filters up to 1,000 liters per apparatus into potable...

Universal Grounding Mat

$39.99 Amazon »

Earthling, meet earthing, the practice of "grounding" yourself indoors via mats intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone...

Night Vision Goggles

$100.88 Amazon »

These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$28.90 Amazon »

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

Balancing Magnetic Switch Lamp

$28.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Newton's Cradle meets abacus meets the first day of creation in these balance lamps with magnetic switches. Li Zanwen created the desk lamp design with a pair of magnetic wooden balls on strings at the center that attract...

LED Flashlight Gloves

$9.99 Amazon »

One way or another, these LED flashlight gloves will prove to be the handiest flashlight you own. In addition to hands-free operation and focused light on projects, repairs, and during emergencies, the glove looks pretty...

1,000-Pound Pull Force Fishing Magnet

$72.99 Amazon »

If you're goin' fishin' for some rebar, best not forget your 1,000-pound pull force fishing magnet! Yes, that's right. One. Thousand. Pounds. Of pure, 360-degree neodymium attraction. Best also not forget and slip this...

Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$74.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 3-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who's...

Giant Playing Cards

$18.99 Amazon »

If you're big into cards, I've got something huge for you. These giant playing cards come as a 2-pack of 52-strong decks whose members each stand in at 11" tall x 8" wide. That's large enough for Grandma to see the suits...

LighterBro Stealth

$17.95 Amazon »

Not many multi-tools have built-in lighters, so I guess LighterBro figured they'd build a multi-tool around one. The LighterBro Stealth is a jet black lighter sleeve made of Japanese 420 stainless steel, and outfitted...

Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit

$29.59 Amazon »

This crafty cocktail kit is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. The home mixologist's set comes with everything you'll need to infuse your booze - be it whiskey, bourbon, or craft cocktails - with a little smoldering barrel...

Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

$16.99 Amazon »

How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...

Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals

$23.74 Amazon »

Shark Week may delight you only one week a year, but these versatile Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals will bring joy throughout all 52 of them. Wear the unisex sandals to the beach or pool during the summer months...

Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree

$18 Amazon »

They say good things come in small packages, this dude thinks the Super Mario Bros. Super Star Desktop Holiday Tree proves the saying is true even for Christmas trees. What a fine addition to my wife's meticulously-laid...

NETVUE Birdfy Lite Smart Bird Feeder with Camera

$139.99 Amazon »

Who needs a NETVUE by Birdfy smart bird feeder fitted with a camera and camera-recharging solar panels when you have a property like the one in the photo to look out over? Huge grassy yard, lush landscaping, situated...

Oversized Camping Chair

$79.99 Amazon »

The best times to have an oversized camping chair? When you're a large ass man who wants to sit comfortably in a folding chair without worrying it will bust with one wrong move. (And, yes, I know you're just big-boned.)...

Privacy & Blackout Bed Tent

$71.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

It's about that time of year. The time that anyone with a new roommate starts to assess exactly how he or she feels about said roommate. Best bud, mortal enemy, tolerable nuisance, unfortunate insertion into the human...

The Scrubba Wash Bag

$59.95 Amazon »

When I see the word "Scrubba" all I can think of is my Uncle Orville. Gettin' all hot and ornery with my cousin Stoobie when we were kids and he refused to take a bath. "You grimy ground crawler," he'd yell, "if you don't...

Headache & Migraine Relief Cap

$21.99 Amazon »

Headache? Migraine? Just want to bury your head in the freezer or a bucket of ice? How about a striking purple hat filled with cooling, soothing, pain-easing frozen gel instead?...

Bread Slippers

$13.99 Amazon »

While I do love a stuffed bread, biting down on a big toe as I make to enjoy my wife's latest Great British Baking Show creation might turn me off the entire family of loaved products for life. ... Nah, who am I kidding?...

Nose Wax Kit

$26.98 Amazon »

"Do you know anyone struggling with nostril hair?" No joke that's the Nose Wax Kit's opener for suggesting an at-home schnoz overgrowth weeder is an ideal gift idea. I'd love to see the look on She-Ra: Princess of Power's...

Backflow Incense Burners

$28.98 Amazon »

Years ago I told my now-wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, this: "I will get you a cascading waterfall of burning incense for Valentine's Day if you promise not to use the thing as a cauldron and Double, double toil and...

Christmas Lights Laser Projector

$34.99 Amazon »

Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...