Jolie Filtered Showerhead

$169 Amazon »

Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...

Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers

$12.99 Amazon »

When I first discovered Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers, back in 2013, they had just 14 reviews on Amazon. And every single one of them contained both a serious critical analysis of the product's smell-quelling...

Bacon Grease Storage Container

$26.99 Amazon »

Hate to waste all that bacon grease after cooking up a slab of thick-cut applewood smoked strips. That's good stuff. It really beefs (porks?) up my fried eggs. And my chicken & waffles smoothies. But when there's too...

Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels

$11.30 - $14.99 Amazon »

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet - Reusable Crotch Wig

$10.99 Amazon »

Wife or girlfriend wishing for a kitty under the Christmas tree this year? Welp, get her a Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet and you'll basically be giving her exactly what she asked for. While saving yourself the allergic...

Steel Tongue Drum

$59.99 Amazon »

Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 15 notes in the key of D-major...

Historically Modern Designs Tequila & Mezcal Glasses

$44.87 Amazon »

Historically Modern Designs doesn't make tequila and mezcal glasses that look like your typical tequila and mezcal glasses, but they say their squat, wide-mouthed tumblers are in fact more authentic than the barware we'd...

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

$9.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

Bellabooty Hip Thrust Belt

$49.99 Amazon »

With the Bellabooty Belt, you can "hip thrust anytime, anywhere!" And just like that, all your problems - maybe even all the world's problems - are solved!...

TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner

$110.46 - $147 Amazon »

The TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner has one question for you: how's about one more smart gadget to pile on your pack mule of smart gadgets body? You know, to accompany the over-ear noise-cancelling headphones, the...

Jumbl Puzzle Board Wooden Jigsaw Puzzle Table

$59.99 - $139.99 Amazon »

What, you can't finish that 1,500-piece jigsaw puzzle of a color gradient in one sitting? Sigh. Why'd you open it then? Now it's going to be cluttering up the dining room table for the next 3 weeks! Shoulda bought a Jumbl...

Wide Jaw Nail Clippers

$15.19 - $19.99 Amazon »

Ready for a little DIY, at-home snip, snip? This time for your fingernails and toenails, rather than your vas deferens*. KOHM levels up your cheap and crusty nail clippers with their line of ergonomic, wide jaw trimmers...

Plate Dip Clips

$8.49 Amazon »

Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a...

Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable

$7.99 - $11.99 Amazon »

Girl, put your records on...because it's smelling like gym socks and month-old Taco Bell up in this car! This record player car air freshener, like many other car air fresheners, attaches to your vent louvers, where it...

Edison Bulb Essential Oil Diffuser

$59.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

This diffuser says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform essential oils into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I was just...

Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip

$7.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...

Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones

$33.73 Amazon »

While it sounds like a calibrated method of torture, bone conduction is actually a natural human feature. When we hear sounds, they reach us by traveling through both our eardrums and our bones. These bone phones...as...

Stuffler Stuffed Waffle Maker

$42.49 Amazon »

Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish aluminum and 3D honeycomb, the Stuffler Stuffed Waffle...

Acacia Wood Steak Plate

$20.99 - $24.64 Amazon »

I never would have thought steak and tree bark would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Acacia Wood Steak Plate has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...

Japanese Floor Mattress

$80.66 - $169.90 Amazon »

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

Stovetop Korean BBQ Grill Pan

$31.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that diners use to cook their favorite cuts of delicious, delicious...

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

$6.60 - $9.49 Amazon »

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

Hidden Camera Detector

$49.99 Amazon »

Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my vacation rental? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to stir up any paranoia here, but this hidden camera...

Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$49.99 Amazon »

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...